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It’s 1967 somewhere in Nevada, and evil mastermind Dr. Evil is meeting with his evil associates. He executes all of them for being frickin’ idiots who cannot kill Austin Powers, except:
Don Luigi
Austin’s partner, Mrs Kensington, is played by:
Veronica Hamel
Angie Harmon
Mimi Rogers
Kristin Scott Thomas
The Chief of British Intelligence is named:
Donald Plotdevice
Basil Exposition
Nigel Fatherfigure
Cuthbert Whinger
Dr Evil is planning a trap for Austin Powers at:
the Far Out Music, Free Love and Blow Your Mind Club
the Kool-Aid Outa Sight Mellow Kitty Bar
the Spaced Out Flower Child Boogie Groove Bar
the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers Club
Dr. Evil’s cat is named:
Mr Bigglesworth
Mr Snagglewitch
Mr Chesterfield
Mr Puddington
Dr Evil is cryogenically frozen, and Austin Powers volunteers to be frozen in the event that Dr Evil should return. Who else is frozen in the Cryogenic Storage Facility’s celebrity ward?
Luke Perry
Macaulay Culkin
Vanilla Ice
Molly Ringwald
Austin’s middle name is:
Austin collects his personal items, which includes a Swedish made penis enlarger, and all the following evidence that it belongs to Austin Powers except:
a credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers
a warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers
an advertisement for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, featuring before and after photographs and an endorsement by Austin Powers
a book titled Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Austin Powers
Dr Evil has a plan:
to introduce John Lennon to a pretentious Japanese artist in his employ in order to break up the Beatles, the world’s most famous pop band and crush the hearts of their legions of fans. As an added twist, he would arrange for Lennon’s assassination by a madman
to ruin the influential Kennedy family by making it seem as though the youngest Kennedy, Edward, crashed his car while under the influence of alcohol, resulting in the death of his young, female companion
to blackmail the Royal Family by making it look as though Prince Charles is having an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce
to have it appear that the President of the United States covered up an illegal break-in, so that he has to resign and people lose their faith in America and the Republican Party
Dr Evil decides to do what he always does – steal some nuclear weapons and hold the world to ransom. How much in ransom does he ask for?
one million dollars
one hundred thousand dollars
ten thousand dollars
one thousand dollars
Austin suggests that he and Vanessa go and shag, because he’s been frozen for 30 years and he wants to check all of the following euphemisms are still working, except:
his meat and two veg
his twig and berries
his middle stump
his bits and pieces
Dr Evil is introduced to his son, Scott, and tried to convince him that he is hip by doing a little bit of:
the Lambada
the Macarena
Achy Breaky line dancing
Austin introduces himself and Vanessa to Dr Evil’s henchman Number Two as:
Alex P. Keaton and Demi
Jack Tripper and Madonna
Heathcliff Huxtable and Mariah
Richie Cunningham and Oprah
Austin kills Dr. Evil’s assassin Patty O’Brien in a toilet stall. Who is in the stall next to him?
Tom Arnold
Rob Schneider
Bobcat Goldthwait
Mickey Rourke
Austin loses no time in shagging Number Two’s Italian confidential secretary:
Eva Bona
Orgasma Grande
Alotta Fagina
Carla Innuendo
While Vanessa is on the phone with her mother, Austin’s shame is hidden by all of the following except:
a magnifying glass
a sausage
an umbrella
a teapot
Austin takes Vanessa out for a night on the town, escorted by Burt Bacharach who serenades them with:
Close to You
The Look of Love
What the World Needs Now
Anyone Who Had a Heart
Vanessa highlights to Austin some of the benefits of living in the 1990s, especially the fabulous advances in the field of:
hair removal
Austin Powers has two fears – nuclear war and:
little people
human statues
Dr Evil and Scott Evil join a group therapy session, which is led by
Carrie Fisher
David Bowie
Chuck Norris
Roger Moore
Dr. Evil talks about his father, noting all of the following except:
he had webbed feet
he was closer to his ducks than his own children
he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark
he had a penchant for buggery
Dr Evil talks about his typical childhood, which included all of the following except:
summers in Saigon
if he was insolent, he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.
at the age of twelve, he received his first scribe
meat helmets
Austin makes a list of people he knows, including all of the following except:
Jimi Hendrix
Janis Joplin
Jim Morrison
Mama Cass
Austin missed 30 years of political and social upheaval – the fall of the Berlin Wall, a female prime minister of England, the end of apartheid. But what really surprised him?
that Yoko Ono was untalented
that Bob Dylan didn’t make any sense
that Liberace was gay
that Charles Manson was crazy
Austin makes the fembots explode with a striptease, done to the tune of:
Cream, by Prince
I Touch Myself, by the Divinyls
You Can Leave Your Hat On, by Joe Cocker
Love Serenade, by Barry White
Dr. Evil had one simple request – sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads! What mutated, ill-tempered fish does he have instead?
sea bass
Scott wants to kill Austin Powers right away, but Dr. Evil has a better idea – to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly-elaborate and exotic death. What follows is a too-long bit involving repeated use of the phrase:
Shut it!
After a henchman’s head is bitten off, Austin tries out all of the following lines except:
“That’s no way to get ahead in life.”
“Not a good time to lose one’s head.”
“It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong.”
“Get your head together.”
Austin foils’ Dr Evil’s plot, stops the nuclear weapons and kills Random Task with:
dental floss
the unecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism
a fembot’s breast
the penis enlarger
Bonus Question: Dr. Evil’s plastic costume, seen here, is based on a costume from which James Bond movie?
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
Dr. No

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