| 1. | When Philip is riding his bike on the boardwalk, he meets two rollerbladers. One of them is played by stand-up comic: | ||
| Richard Lewis | |||
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Jon Stewart | ||
| Paul Reiser | |||
| Richard Jeni | |||
| 2. | Gracie is furious that Felix ran off with her Santa suit. Gracie wanted to sell the suit, and buy what for her baby? | ||
| Crib | |||
| High chair | |||
| Stroller | |||
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Car seat | ||
| 3. | What famous comedian plays Philip's landlord? | ||
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Garry Shandling | ||
| David Brenner | |||
| Bill Maher | |||
| Larry David | |||
| 4. |
Complete this exchange: "I want to do it to you Catherine, I want to _______. you." "Did he just say _______?" |
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| Be inside | |||
| Ram it in | |||
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Stick it in | ||
| Show it to | |||
| 5. | What type "of the month club" does Philip get Catherine? | ||
| Jelly | |||
| Book | |||
| Candy | |||
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Fruit | ||
| 6. | Catherine thinks that the biggest shame in her life is: | ||
| She's never been kissed | |||
| She went to prom with her cousin | |||
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She still lives with her mom | ||
| She's almost 40 and has never been married | |||
| 7. | Stanley Tannenbaum asks Philip a morbid question. He wants to know if anyone Philip's talked to, has ever drank: | ||
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Glass | ||
| Rocks | |||
| Nails | |||
| Razor blades | |||
| 8. | Mrs. Munchnik tells Catherine: "You would see the bright side of a________?" | ||
| House Fire | |||
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Plague | ||
| Snake bite | |||
| Earthquake | |||
| 9. | How much money does Philip need to keep Lifesavers opened? | ||
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$5,000 | ||
| $20,000 | |||
| $10,000 | |||
| $15,000 | |||
| 10. | Mrs. Munchnik is stuck in the elevator. She sings a little ditty to alert people she's stuck: "Come to get me, stuck in this place, Get me soon or _________?" | ||
| I'll spray your ass with mace | |||
| I'll kill the whole human race | |||
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Hit me in the face | ||
| Give me a new space | |||
| 11. | Gracie thinks Felix is acting like a maniac. So she hits him in the head with a old fruitcake. Felix needs stitches, so Philip takes him where? | ||
| TV repair shop | |||
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The veterinary office | ||
| The dentist office | |||
| The eye doctor | |||
| 12. | Every woman in town is nervous about the Seaside Strangler, but he only goes for certain type of woman. What ISN'T he looking for in a victim? | ||
| To be young | |||
| To be tall | |||
| To have long hair | |||
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To be blond | ||
| 13. | Chris's family is really mean to him. What do they call him when their making fun of him? | ||
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Arnold | ||
| Hoss | |||
| Freak | |||
| Butch | |||
| 14. | Chris talks about being at a night club with what famous politician? | ||
| Tony Blair | |||
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Henry Kissinger | ||
| Dan Quayle | |||
| Richard Nixon | |||
| 15. | Adam Sandler's character Louie loves to write songs. In his song to Catherine, what's the last line in the song? | ||
| I love chicken fingers | |||
| I love Catherine | |||
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I love grape jelly | ||
| I love nachos | |||
| 16. | What did Chris leave at Philip's apartment to make him come back? | ||
| Scarf | |||
| Wig | |||
| Purse | |||
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Cape | ||
| 17. | What kind of artist does Felix long to be? | ||
| Window | |||
| Ceiling | |||
| Sidewalk | |||
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Wall | ||
| 18. | Who accidentally kills Stanley Tannenbaum? | ||
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Gracie | ||
| Chris | |||
| Felix | |||
| Louie | |||
| 19. | Philip's ex-girlfriend Susan comes over to see Philip. Gracie answers her by saying: "He's busy _______ with Catherine, would you like to wait?" | ||
| Playing | |||
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Taking a bath | ||
| Making out | |||
| Having sex | |||
| 20. |
Philip is really depressed about his Christmas eve. He says, "We have been here for six years, and what do we have to show for it a dead body." Gracie replies, "A dead body disguised as a ________?" |
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| Snowman | |||
| Christmas present | |||
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Christmas tree | ||
| Santa Claus | |||
| 21. | Mrs. Munchnik runs into Lifesavers' next door neighbor. He really dislikes her. What does he call her? | ||
| The cat hater | |||
| The animal hater | |||
| The baby hater | |||
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The dog hater | ||
| 22. | As the whole gang walks outside, carrying the dead body in the tree, they sing which joyful Christmas song? | ||
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Deck the Halls | ||
| Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | |||
| Up on the Roof Top | |||
| Joy to the World | |||
| 23. | Philip has to talk Felix down off the top of a roof. He asks him what he got for his first Christmas. What was Felix's answer? | ||
| Carburetor | |||
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Hub caps | ||
| Needle nose pliers | |||
| Zippo lighter | |||
| 24. | How much was Gracie's reward, for killing the Seaside Strangler? | ||
| $150,000 | |||
| $500,000 | |||
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$250,000 | ||
| $100,000 | |||
| 25. | What do Philip and Catherine plan to do for Christmas? | ||
| Go on vacation | |||
| Move in together | |||
| Spend it alone together | |||
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Get married | ||