1. | When Philip is riding his bike on the boardwalk, he meets two rollerbladers. One of them is played by stand-up comic: | ||
Richard Lewis | |||
Jon Stewart | |||
Paul Reiser | |||
Richard Jeni | |||
2. | Gracie is furious that Felix ran off with her Santa suit. Gracie wanted to sell the suit, and buy what for her baby? | ||
Crib | |||
High chair | |||
Stroller | |||
Car seat | |||
3. | What famous comedian plays Philip's landlord? | ||
Garry Shandling | |||
David Brenner | |||
Bill Maher | |||
Larry David | |||
4. |
Complete this exchange: "I want to do it to you Catherine, I want to _______. you." "Did he just say _______?" |
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Be inside | |||
Ram it in | |||
Stick it in | |||
Show it to | |||
5. | What type "of the month club" does Philip get Catherine? | ||
Jelly | |||
Book | |||
Candy | |||
Fruit | |||
6. | Catherine thinks that the biggest shame in her life is: | ||
She's never been kissed | |||
She went to prom with her cousin | |||
She still lives with her mom | |||
She's almost 40 and has never been married | |||
7. | Stanley Tannenbaum asks Philip a morbid question. He wants to know if anyone Philip's talked to, has ever drank: | ||
Glass | |||
Rocks | |||
Nails | |||
Razor blades | |||
8. | Mrs. Munchnik tells Catherine: "You would see the bright side of a________?" | ||
House Fire | |||
Plague | |||
Snake bite | |||
Earthquake | |||
9. | How much money does Philip need to keep Lifesavers opened? | ||
$5,000 | |||
$20,000 | |||
$10,000 | |||
$15,000 | |||
10. | Mrs. Munchnik is stuck in the elevator. She sings a little ditty to alert people she's stuck: "Come to get me, stuck in this place, Get me soon or _________?" | ||
I'll spray your ass with mace | |||
I'll kill the whole human race | |||
Hit me in the face | |||
Give me a new space | |||
11. | Gracie thinks Felix is acting like a maniac. So she hits him in the head with a old fruitcake. Felix needs stitches, so Philip takes him where? | ||
TV repair shop | |||
The veterinary office | |||
The dentist office | |||
The eye doctor | |||
12. | Every woman in town is nervous about the Seaside Strangler, but he only goes for certain type of woman. What ISN'T he looking for in a victim? | ||
To be young | |||
To be tall | |||
To have long hair | |||
To be blond | |||
13. | Chris's family is really mean to him. What do they call him when their making fun of him? | ||
Arnold | |||
Hoss | |||
Freak | |||
Butch | |||
14. | Chris talks about being at a night club with what famous politician? | ||
Tony Blair | |||
Henry Kissinger | |||
Dan Quayle | |||
Richard Nixon | |||
15. | Adam Sandler's character Louie loves to write songs. In his song to Catherine, what's the last line in the song? | ||
I love chicken fingers | |||
I love Catherine | |||
I love grape jelly | |||
I love nachos | |||
16. | What did Chris leave at Philip's apartment to make him come back? | ||
Scarf | |||
Wig | |||
Purse | |||
Cape | |||
17. | What kind of artist does Felix long to be? | ||
Window | |||
Ceiling | |||
Sidewalk | |||
Wall | |||
18. | Who accidentally kills Stanley Tannenbaum? | ||
Gracie | |||
Chris | |||
Felix | |||
Louie | |||
19. | Philip's ex-girlfriend Susan comes over to see Philip. Gracie answers her by saying: "He's busy _______ with Catherine, would you like to wait?" | ||
Playing | |||
Taking a bath | |||
Making out | |||
Having sex | |||
20. |
Philip is really depressed about his Christmas eve. He says, "We have been here for six years, and what do we have to show for it a dead body." Gracie replies, "A dead body disguised as a ________?" |
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Snowman | |||
Christmas present | |||
Christmas tree | |||
Santa Claus | |||
21. | Mrs. Munchnik runs into Lifesavers' next door neighbor. He really dislikes her. What does he call her? | ||
The cat hater | |||
The animal hater | |||
The baby hater | |||
The dog hater | |||
22. | As the whole gang walks outside, carrying the dead body in the tree, they sing which joyful Christmas song? | ||
Deck the Halls | |||
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | |||
Up on the Roof Top | |||
Joy to the World | |||
23. | Philip has to talk Felix down off the top of a roof. He asks him what he got for his first Christmas. What was Felix's answer? | ||
Carburetor | |||
Hub caps | |||
Needle nose pliers | |||
Zippo lighter | |||
24. | How much was Gracie's reward, for killing the Seaside Strangler? | ||
$150,000 | |||
$500,000 | |||
$250,000 | |||
$100,000 | |||
25. | What do Philip and Catherine plan to do for Christmas? | ||
Go on vacation | |||
Move in together | |||
Spend it alone together | |||
Get married | |||