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Bill Firpo is afraid that he's ruined his karma. What did he find in the street and return, only with great difficulty?
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A purse
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A watch
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A money clip
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A wallet
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2.
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Dave Firpo is trying to explain to the parole board how he has changed for the better. What flying animal does he compare himself to?
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Pterodactyl
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Bat
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Eagle
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Falcon
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3.
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What has Alvin Firpo been diagnosed with?
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Monomania
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Kleptomania
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Hypomania
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Pyromania
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4.
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Alvin is hungry coming out of prison. He asks Bill if they can stop and get what?
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Easy Cheese and crackers
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A Happy Meal with fruit punch
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and juice box
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Ring-Dings and milk
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"They didn't have a shred of evidence 'cept our fingerprints", Alvin says. What did Dave and Alvin rob?
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Liquor store
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Car wash
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Gas station
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Laundromat
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6.
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What state is the town of Paradise in?
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New york
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Connecticut
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Pennsylvania
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New Hampshire
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7.
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Why does Bill finally decide to go to Paradise?
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He thinks the police are after him
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To rob a bank
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To find Sarah
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Dave and Alvin ask him to
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8.
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When the Firpo brothers first arrive in Paradise, they almost hit the deputy with their car. What is the deputy's name?
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Jerry
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Timmy
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Benny
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Willy
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In the bank, Sarah tells Alvin, "Those are for the children." What is Sarah talking about?
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Candy canes
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Crayons
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Stickers
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Gingerbread men
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10.
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Where do the Firpo brothers first meet Ed and Clovis?
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At the bank
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In the town square
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At a convenience store
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At the bus station
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Dave tries to keep the hostages calm by singing a song. Can you complete the lyrics? "Oh you can't get to heaven, If you don't __________"
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Hold still
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Shut up
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Stay calm
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Move a muscle
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12.
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According to Alvin what special ingredient in scrapple makes it okay to eat?
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Salami
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Scallions
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Saffron
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Scallops
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Alvin is worried about trying to out-run the police. What is Alvin so worried about?
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Not having snow tires
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Going back to prison
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Getting in a accident
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Not having snow chains
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What do the Andersons call Sarah?
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Sarah Downstairs
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Sarah Smiles
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Sarah Upstairs
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Daughter
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15.
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How much money do the Firpo brothers steal from the bank?
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$275,000
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$300,000
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$250,000
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$375,000
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What is the name of the Andersons' dog?
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Lucky
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Tripod
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Duke
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Trilogy
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Once again, Alvin is obsessed with eating something. What is Alvin so excited about eating at the Andersons'?
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Pumpkin pie
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Scallion stuffing
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Giblet Gravy
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Creamed corn
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18.
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How does Bill distract the cops at the bus station?
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He shoots a gun
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He yells "Fire!"
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He shoves Ed and Clovis into them
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He yells he's got a gun
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19.
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After the incident at the Greyhound station, how do the Firpo brothers try to leave Paradise?
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By sled
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By hitchhiking
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By train
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By boat
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20.
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What is the name of Timmy's horse?
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Melvin
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Merlin
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Marlon
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Marvin
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21.
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Finish Edna Firpo's phrase: "I wish I was a witch, ________"
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I'd turn you into a frog and cut off your legs
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I'd have my black cat take a sh*@ on your head
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I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass
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I'd ram my pointy hat right into your eye
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22.
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What is Apecial Agent Peyser mad about missing on Christmas eve?
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Watching his kids get ready for Santa
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Watching his mother get drunk on egg nog
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Eating his wife's homemade pumpkin pie
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Seein that thing pop up on the turkey
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23.
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Who does the Firpo brothers give the money back to?
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The church
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Mr. Anderson
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The bank
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Deputy Timmy
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24.
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The Firpo brothers avoid going to jail by saying they were with Sarah. What were they supposedly doing with Sarah?
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Christmas shopping
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Baking cookies
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Going to church
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Caroling
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25.
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Edna Firpo asks Dave and Alvin, "When are you two gonna get hitched?" What is Alvin's response?
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What are we getting hitched to?
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We're not even attracted to each other.
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You mean, like a carriage?
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He hasn't even proposed yet.
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