1. | Louis Winthorpe's servant Coleman seems to do everything for Louis. What DOESN'T he do for Louis every morning? | ||
Shave him | |||
Chauffeur him | |||
Read him the newspaper | |||
Help dress him | |||
2. | Billy Ray claims to be blind and cripple, supposedly having been hurt in Vietnam. He claims that when he was with the Green Berets, Specialist Tactics Union Battalion, that this was his name: | ||
Agent White | |||
Agent Black | |||
Agent Green | |||
Agent Orange | |||
3. | Finish Billy's phrase, "I can't be going to jail cause some _______ ain't watching where he's going." | ||
Dump ass | |||
Ass wipe | |||
Dip sh*t | |||
Dick head | |||
4. | Billy Ray claims a lot of stuff happened to him when he was arrested. Which of the following isn't on the list? | ||
They called out the SWAT team | |||
The police used tear gas | |||
He cut up a man with his hands | |||
He took on ten cops | |||
5. | Finish Billy's phrase: "karate men bruise on the inside, so they don't show their weaknesses. But you don't know about that, cause your a ___________-looking motherfu**er." | ||
Gorilla | |||
Neil Carter | |||
Barry White | |||
King Kong | |||
6. | What kind of technique does Billy Ray use to draw blood from a person's body? | ||
Half Blood | |||
Pint of blood | |||
Full Blood | |||
Quart of blood | |||
7. | How much money did Randolph and Mortimer Duke bet on Louis and Billy? | ||
Ten dollars | |||
One dollar | |||
Five dollars | |||
Two dollars | |||
8. | Billy Ray doesn't trust the Dukes. He asked their chauffeur, "This is a practical joke right, so these dudes are a couple of ________ right?" | ||
Comedians | |||
Pranksters | |||
F@ggots | |||
Hustlers | |||
9. | The Duke brothers frame Louis as a thief. How much money did he supposedly steal? | ||
$150 | |||
$200 | |||
$250 | |||
$100 | |||
10. | The corrupt cop who books Louis into jail is the famous voice of a Sesame street character. What character is he the voice of? | ||
Ernie | |||
Bert | |||
Oscar the Grouch | |||
Elmo | |||
By way of explanation.....
That was Frank Oz as the cop |
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11. | The Dukes really mess up Louis's life. What DON'T they do to him? | ||
Freeze his accounts and credit cards | |||
Get is fiancee to leave him | |||
Have him charged with selling PCP | |||
Have him beat up in jail | |||
12. | Billy Ray doesn't believe everything in his new house belongs to him. What does he break to prove his point? | ||
Vase | |||
Statue | |||
Lamp | |||
Mirror | |||
13. | Penelope is furious when she comes to get Louis out of jail. What finally pushes her over the edge to break up with him? | ||
He's been charged with dealing drugs | |||
He's now broke | |||
A hooker acts like he's her pimp | |||
He's been fired | |||
14. | Billy Ray throws a party at his house, and he soon regrets. Which is not on the list of the guests' transgressions? | ||
Not using coasters | |||
Breaking things in the home | |||
Putting cigarettes out on his floor | |||
There's a naked girl in his bed | |||
15. | Louis Meets a hooker, who gets paid to make Penelope mad. He tells her his wild story about being framed. What's the only reason that she believes him? | ||
His sincerity | |||
His eyes | |||
His smile | |||
His hands | |||
16. | Louis is impressed by the hooker's name being Ophelia. What Shakespeare play is it from? | ||
Hamlet | |||
Macbeth | |||
Othello | |||
King Lear | |||
17. | The Dukes explain to Billy Ray about some stocks they buy and sell. They use each of the following commodities in their lecture, aside from: | ||
Coffee | |||
Silver | |||
Frozen orange juice | |||
Pork bellies | |||
18. | Randolph is trying to make Billy Ray out to be a thief. What does he drop on purpose, in hopes Billy will steal it? | ||
His watch | |||
His wallet | |||
His money clip | |||
His gold cufflinks | |||
19. | Maybe the cracker-est song ever on film is sung by Louis's ex-friends. These guys sing about four different girls. Who DIDN'T they mention in their song? | ||
Susan | |||
Margaret | |||
Buffy | |||
Constance | |||
20. | How much money is Louis's watch worth in Philadelphia? | ||
$75 | |||
$20 | |||
$80 | |||
$50 | |||
21. | Billy Ray has learned a thing or two at Duke and Duke. What type of stock does he make predictions on buying cheaply? | ||
Oranges | |||
Pork bellies | |||
Gold | |||
Coffee | |||
22. | What does Louis plant in Billy Ray's office to try and frame him? | ||
A gun | |||
Drugs | |||
Stolen goods | |||
Money | |||
23. | Where is Billy Ray hiding when he hears about the Dukes' bet? | ||
In a closet | |||
Behind a desk | |||
Behind a door | |||
In a bathroom stall | |||
24. | Where is Louis when he tries to kill himself by overdosing? | ||
In the bath tub | |||
On the couch | |||
In bed | |||
On the toilet | |||
25. | Finish Billy's phrase: "You can't just go around shooting people in the _______ with a shotgun, cause you're pissed at them." | ||
Knee cap | |||
Gut | |||
Head | |||
Ass | |||
26. | Mr. Nanga Eboko is a exchange student from Cameroon. Nanga knows what time it is. It's ______ time! There's plenty you know? | ||
Ham bone | |||
Beef jerky | |||
Pig on a stick | |||
Meatball | |||
27. | What does Coleman dress up as on the train? | ||
Soldier | |||
Cowboy | |||
Monk | |||
Irish priest | |||
28. | Billy Ray, Louis, Coleman and Ophelia have to get rid of Beeks. What do they dress him up as? | ||
Dog | |||
Baggage handler | |||
Gorilla | |||
Clown | |||
29. | What type of commodity do the Duke's try to get top secret information on? | ||
Orange juice | |||
Wheat | |||
Pork bellies | |||
Gold | |||
30. | At the end of the movie, we see Billy Ray on a tropical island. Where is Louis in the last scene? | ||
In the water | |||
On the beach | |||
On a boat | |||
In a cabana | |||