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What state is Doyle's boarding school in?
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Alabama
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Louisiana
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Mississippi
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Georgia
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Doyle's dad Reed isn't going to pick up Doyle for Thanksgiving. Where is Reed "supposedly" going instead?
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Rome
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London
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Paris
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Berlin
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3.
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Complete this phrase: "She's not my __________, I don't have a __________. You may have a __________, I have a mother."
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Ma
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Mommy
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Momma
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Mom
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4.
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Doyle is none too happy about Dutch being in his dorm room. How DOSEN'T he injure Dutch?
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Kicking him in the face
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Shooting with a pellet gun
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Throwing a paper weight
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Hitting him with a golf club
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5.
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Since Doyle won't come along peacefully, Dutch ties him up and carries him out. What does Dutch tie him to?
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Golf club
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Suitcase
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Chair
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Hockey stick
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6.
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What does Dutch stuff in Doyle's mouth (keep in mind, he's not 100% sure they were clean......)?
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Jock strap
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Under shorts
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Gym socks
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Under shirt
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7.
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What country song does Dutch sing in the car to get a rise out of Doyle?
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I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
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Walking the Floor Over You
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Hey Good Lookin'
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Oh Lonesome Me
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8.
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Dutch decides to buy some Tennessee fireworks. When they go off, what item of Dutch's do they destroy?
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His shoes
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His hat
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His coat
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His pants
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9.
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Finish Doyle's phrase, "What won't make me __________?"
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S**t
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Sick
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Puke
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Vomit
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10.
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Doyle bets Dutch that he do something which will really piss him off. While driving in the car together, What does Doyle do to Dutch?
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Pulls his hat down over his head
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Throws a lit cigar between his legs
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Spills his hot coffee on him
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Puts the car lighter down his shirt
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11.
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Doyle wants to get Dutch back for making him walk to the motel. How does he destroy their car?
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Parks it to be hit by a train
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Sets it on fire
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Runs it into a brick wall
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Parks it to be hit by a semi
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12.
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Doyle thinks he's very tough. He brags about being what color belt in karate?
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Yellow
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Black
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Brown
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Green
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13.
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Finish Dutch's motto, "Nothing burps better than __________"
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Bacon
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Hash browns
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Pancakes
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Sausages
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14.
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What does Dutch show Doyle that has a naked lady on it?
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Magazine
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Playing cards
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Pen
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Picture
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15.
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Dutch and Doyle decide to take the Greyhound bus half way home. What of Doyle's gets stolen?
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His shoes
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His wallet
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His jacket
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His hat
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16.
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Dutch and Doyle meet up with a couple of home-bound hookers. One of them desperately tries to steal Dutch's __________ unsuccessfully.
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Watch
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Wallet
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Bag
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Ring
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Finish the phrase: "My mother was a saint, for what having__________."
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Kittens
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Monkeys
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Puppies
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Piglets
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18.
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Dutch finally gets through to Doyle by upsetting him with a nasty comment. What does Dutch say to Doyle?
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Your dad doesn't want to be with you
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You hate your mom
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You're cruel to your mom
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Everybody hates you
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19.
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"Don't be crazy Pete," is what Dutch tells Doyle. Pete really wants to kill the security guards. What other option does Dutch give Pete?
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Shoot up a convenience store
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Poison the food at Burger King
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Burn down a motel full of people
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Run down the elderly in the streets
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20.
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Doyle meets a hungry little girl at the homeless shelter. What type of food does he share with her?
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Roll
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Sandwich
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Soup
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Pumpkin pie
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21.
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Dutch has a small problem with his cot at the homeless shelter. What's wrong with Dutch's cot?
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It smells real bad
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It's too small
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It's all wet
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It won't hold him
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22.
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What kind of company does Dutch own?
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Glass
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Construction
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Towing
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Landscaping
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23.
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Doyle's dad Reed wants to kick Doyle's mom out of her house immediately. After Dutch punches him, how long does he give her to move out?
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1 year
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3 months
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5 years
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6 months
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24.
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At the end of the movie, what does Dutch wind up owing to Doyle?
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A punch to the face
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Money
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A shot in the back
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An apology
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25.
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Ed O'Neill (Dutch) and Ethan Embry (Doyle) came together again, to star in a short lived TV show. What was the name of the show?
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UC Undercover
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Fastlane
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CPO Sharkey
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Dragnet
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