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Answers:

1. What state is Doyle's boarding school in?
Alabama
Louisiana
Mississippi
Georgia
 
2. Doyle's dad Reed isn't going to pick up Doyle for Thanksgiving. Where is Reed "supposedly" going instead?
Rome
London
Paris
Berlin
 
3. Complete this phrase: "She's not my __________, I don't have a __________. You may have a __________, I have a mother."
Ma
Mommy
Momma
Mom
 
4. Doyle is none too happy about Dutch being in his dorm room. How DOSEN'T he injure Dutch?
Kicking him in the face
Shooting with a pellet gun
Throwing a paper weight
Hitting him with a golf club
 
5. Since Doyle won't come along peacefully, Dutch ties him up and carries him out. What does Dutch tie him to?
Golf club
Suitcase
Chair
Hockey stick
 
6. What does Dutch stuff in Doyle's mouth (keep in mind, he's not 100% sure they were clean......)?
Jock strap
Under shorts
Gym socks
Under shirt
 
7. What country song does Dutch sing in the car to get a rise out of Doyle?
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
Walking the Floor Over You
Hey Good Lookin'
Oh Lonesome Me
 
8. Dutch decides to buy some Tennessee fireworks. When they go off, what item of Dutch's do they destroy?
His shoes
His hat
His coat
His pants
 
9. Finish Doyle's phrase, "What won't make me __________?"
S**t
Sick
Puke
Vomit
 
10. Doyle bets Dutch that he do something which will really piss him off. While driving in the car together, What does Doyle do to Dutch?
Pulls his hat down over his head
Throws a lit cigar between his legs
Spills his hot coffee on him
Puts the car lighter down his shirt
 
11. Doyle wants to get Dutch back for making him walk to the motel. How does he destroy their car?
Parks it to be hit by a train
Sets it on fire
Runs it into a brick wall
Parks it to be hit by a semi
 
12. Doyle thinks he's very tough. He brags about being what color belt in karate?
Yellow
Black
Brown
Green
 
13. Finish Dutch's motto, "Nothing burps better than __________"
Bacon
Hash browns
Pancakes
Sausages
 
14. What does Dutch show Doyle that has a naked lady on it?
Magazine
Playing cards
Pen
Picture
 
15. Dutch and Doyle decide to take the Greyhound bus half way home. What of Doyle's gets stolen?
His shoes
His wallet
His jacket
His hat
 
16. Dutch and Doyle meet up with a couple of home-bound hookers. One of them desperately tries to steal Dutch's __________ unsuccessfully.
Watch
Wallet
Bag
Ring
 
17. Finish the phrase: "My mother was a saint, for what having__________."
Kittens
Monkeys
Puppies
Piglets
 
18. Dutch finally gets through to Doyle by upsetting him with a nasty comment. What does Dutch say to Doyle?
Your dad doesn't want to be with you
You hate your mom
You're cruel to your mom
Everybody hates you
 
19. "Don't be crazy Pete," is what Dutch tells Doyle. Pete really wants to kill the security guards. What other option does Dutch give Pete?
Shoot up a convenience store
Poison the food at Burger King
Burn down a motel full of people
Run down the elderly in the streets
 
20. Doyle meets a hungry little girl at the homeless shelter. What type of food does he share with her?
Roll
Sandwich
Soup
Pumpkin pie
 
21. Dutch has a small problem with his cot at the homeless shelter. What's wrong with Dutch's cot?
It smells real bad
It's too small
It's all wet
It won't hold him
 
22. What kind of company does Dutch own?
Glass
Construction
Towing
Landscaping
 
23. Doyle's dad Reed wants to kick Doyle's mom out of her house immediately. After Dutch punches him, how long does he give her to move out?
1 year
3 months
5 years
6 months
 
24. At the end of the movie, what does Dutch wind up owing to Doyle?
A punch to the face
Money
A shot in the back
An apology
 
25. Ed O'Neill (Dutch) and Ethan Embry (Doyle) came together again, to star in a short lived TV show. What was the name of the show?
UC Undercover
Fastlane
CPO Sharkey
Dragnet
 




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