1. | The Patriots scored roughly 16 non-offensive touchdowns against the Dolphins on Monday night. Which of the following was not a way that New England made a touchdown? | ||
Kickoff return | |||
Interception return | |||
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Punt return | ||
Blocked field goal return | |||
2. | Roy Halladay. He's good. How many Reds reached base in his historic performance in game one? | ||
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1 | ||
2 | |||
3 | |||
4 | |||
3. | We were briefly threatened with the possibility of the entire Division Series round being wrapped up in 12 games were it not for this series, the only one that didn't go 2-0: | ||
Texas/Tampa Bay | |||
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Atlanta/San Francisco | ||
New York/Minnesota | |||
Philadelphia/Cincinnati | |||
4. | This week we learned that at least one female employed by this team may have seen far, far too much of Brett Favre: | ||
Green Bay Packers | |||
Minnesota Vikings | |||
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New York Jets | ||
Atlanta Falcons | |||
5. | This college basketball team made a whoopsie in recruiting and "self-sanctioned" itself for the next two seasons over the violations: | ||
Syracuse | |||
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Connecticut | ||
St. John's | |||
Louisville | |||
6. | This was the exact amount of time the Miami Heat's big three of Dwayne Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh played together in their first preseason game before Wade left with a pulled hammy: | ||
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Three minutes, 17 seconds | ||
Nine minutes, 21 seconds | |||
17 minutes, 10 seconds | |||
Three full quarters | |||
7. | In a stunner, South Carolina knocked off the #1 team in the land, Alabama. The Crimson Tide had won how many in a row until they ran into The Old Ball Coach? | ||
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19 | ||
18 | |||
17 | |||
16 | |||
8. | So, with Alabama's defeat, this team is now your new #1 team in the polls: | ||
South Carolina | |||
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Ohio St. | ||
Oregon | |||
Boise St. | |||
9. | In addition to Alabama, this weekend was a bit of a bummer for a few other ranked teams. Only one of the schools below escaped with a win: | ||
Miami | |||
Michigan | |||
Florida | |||
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LSU | ||
10. | Congratulations to this NFLer who will suffer the wrath of Roger Goodell after posting to Twitter less than an hour before kickoff: | ||
Chad Ochocinco | |||
Michael Crabtree | |||
Dez Bryant | |||
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Terrell Owens | ||
11. | This Week In Denard Robinson: Sadly, we learned that the Wolverine quarterback may be human after all, throwing three interceptions as Michigan fell to: | ||
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Michigan St. | ||
Iowa | |||
Wisconsin | |||
Ohio St. | |||
12. | We were saddened to hear the news that this recent baseball Hall of Famer was diagnosed with cancer: | ||
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Tony Gwynn | ||
Cal Ripken | |||
Rickey Henderson | |||
Jim Rice | |||
13. | Something called a Max Hall started at quarterback for ________ this week and led them to victory over the _______: | ||
Jaguars/Bills | |||
Buccaneers/Bengals | |||
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Cardinals/Saints | ||
Lions/Rams | |||
14. | Oakland's first quarter was rather exciting for a game involving the Raiders. Which of these was not a way they put points on the board? | ||
Blocked punt for a safety | |||
Blocked punt recovered for a touchdown | |||
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Philip Rivers fumble recovery for a touchdown | ||
Sebastian Janikowski field goal | |||
15. | There are now this many undefeated teams in the NFL: | ||
4 | |||
3 | |||
2 | |||
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0 | ||
16. | Meanwhile, this many teams have yet to get off the schnide and remain winless after Week 5: | ||
4 | |||
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3 | ||
2 | |||
0 | |||
17. | Our favorite hit in all of college football this week belongs to a man named Andrew Luck. The best part of this highlight reel clip is that Mr. Luck: | ||
is the kicker | |||
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is the quarterback | ||
flattened his own teammate accidentally | |||
ran from the sidelines to make the hit illegally | |||
By way of explanation.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF9PFJI_t5I |
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18. | This baseball team is now in search of a new manager and general manager and is now accepting applications: | ||
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New York Mets | ||
Chicago Cubs | |||
Cleveland Indians | |||
Los Angeles Dodgers | |||
19. | Our sources have yet to confirm this, but we hear that the NHL season started this week. The opening game between the Carolina Hurricanes and Minnesota Wild was played in this country: | ||
Canada | |||
United States | |||
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Finland | ||
Sweden | |||
20. | The following thing has happened in each of the games in the Rangers/Rays series as it heads to Game 5: | ||
The losing team has scored exactly 2 runs each time | |||
The home team has won each game | |||
The winning team has scored exactly 5 runs each time | |||
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The road team has won each game | ||