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Unless you were living under a rock this week, you know that this panelist announced she was leaving The View:
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Barbara Walters
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Rosie O'Donnell
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck
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Joy Behar
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More Rosie! Hosting a luncheon at in New York, Ms. O'Donnell, addressing arch-rival Donald Trump, dropped an f-bomb or two, grabbed her crotch, and exclaimed:
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Ay Caramba!
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Get Bent!
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Eat Me!
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U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi!
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Hugh Grant was arrested this week, accused of accosting a photographer with this unusual item:
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A pitcher of hot coffee
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A roll of rubber bands
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A cummerbund
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A tub of baked beans
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Meanwhile, a nation was counseled on its use of toilet paper by this musician:
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Alanis Morissette
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Avril Lavigne
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Sheryl Crow
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Gwen Stefani
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This rock star, who has a bit of experience in film, was nonetheless an unusual choice as cohost for this week's Ebert & Roeper:
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Sting
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John Mellencamp
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David Bowie
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David Byrne
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We love it when celebrity meets law enforcement. This person was an unusual participant in a successful sex predator sting:
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Miss America Lauren Nelson
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Katie Couric
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck
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Tina Fey
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This humorous band announced that they will re-unite during this summer's Live Earth concert:
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Spinal Tap
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They Might Be Giants
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Blink 182
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Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
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Which talk show host returned to the set this week following a several-week absence due to surgery?
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Regis Philbin
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Craig Ferguson
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Conan O'Brien
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The curtain fell on this Broadway musical, as it ceased production after some 2,500 shows:
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The Lion King
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The Phantom of the Opera
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Rent
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The Producers
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The Apprentice: LA crowned its champion this week. I'd ask the name of the winner, but I can't bother myself enough to care. However, in other Apprentice-related news, we learned:
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Donald Trump has insured his hair for $1 million
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Trump is being sued for sexual harassment by a former contestant
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A former contestant on the show has agreed to pose for Playboy
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Next season's contestant pool will draw exclusively from veterans of The Real World or Road Rules
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MTV got into the spirit of Earth Day by featuring this notable figure on Sunday night's Pimp My Ride:
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Al Gore
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Ralph Nader
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Stephen Hawking
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Feathers were ruffled this week at NBC as the network saw one of its high-profile stars balking at a contract. Who is playing hard to get?
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Alec Baldwin
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Howie Mandell
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Steve Carell
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Dick Wolf
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Rest in peace to Bobby "Boris" Pickett. You may not know his name, but you are most likely familiar with this novelty song which he sang:
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Purple People Eater
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King Tut
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Do the Bartman
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The Monster Mash
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Also passing on this week was this man, a major, though controversial, figure in film for the past several decades:
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Jack Valenti
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Kirk Douglas
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Elia Kazan
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Robert Altman
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The fair Scarlett Johansson hosted Saturday Night Live this week. She was counterbalanced by this oddball, who was the musical guest:
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Sinead O'Connor
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Fergie
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Bjork
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Weird Al
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This music mogul spoke out this week against rap music, calling for three particular epithets to be banned [no, don't try to remember what those words are, just focus on the question at hand]:
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Suge Knight
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Russell Simmons
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Clive Davis
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Pharrell Williams
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Girls Gone Wild impresario Joe Francis was sentenced this week to 35 days in jail. What was the charge?
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Tax evasion
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Public indecency
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Contributing to the delinquency of a minor
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Contempt of court
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Sanjaya Malakar may have been shooed off the American Idol stage, but the spotlight still follows him. This week, the extension of his 15 minutes included:
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Signing on as Grand Marshal for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade
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Reading the Top 10 list on Letterman
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Throwing out the first pitch at the Red Sox-Yankees game
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Appearing on the cover of Rolling Stone
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American Idol this week got all charitable and mushy this week, raising $60 million for humanitarian efforts. Wednesday's show featured performances by all of the following except for whom?
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Celine Dion
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Elvis Presley
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Annie Lennox
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Bruce Springsteen
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The axe fell on this Fox show, cancelled this week after airing less than half a dozen episodes:
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Big Day
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Drive
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The Knights of Prosperity
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The Wedding Bells
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