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Earth: 1999. Fry delivers a pizza and a six-pack to a real TV station (or, at least, a Fox affiliate). What is showing right now? |
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Single Female Lawyer | |||
Small-Town Teenage Angst | |||
High School Vampires | |||
Superficial New Yorkers | |||
2. |
What planet is exactly 1000 light years from Earth? |
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Zeta Pegasi 9 | |||
Delta Corvi 5 | |||
Omicron Persei 8 | |||
Theta Ceti 3 | |||
3. |
Monument Beach has all of the following monuments except: |
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the Leaning Tower of Pisa | |||
the Eiffel Tower | |||
Easter Island moai statues | |||
Mount Rushmore | |||
4. |
Aliens from Omicron Persei 8 invade and destroy the monuments of Monument Beach. What happened the last time aliens invaded Earth? |
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the human population was forced to work in underground sugar mines | |||
they were found to be delicious | |||
dolphins fought them off | |||
the most intelligent humans were paired off and forced to mate | |||
5. |
What’s the name of Omicron Persei 8’s ruler? |
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Krrr | |||
Lrrr | |||
Mrrr | |||
Qrrr | |||
6. |
We now go live at an emergency address by Earth President: |
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Sommers | |||
Heller | |||
McNeal | |||
Kane | |||
7. |
Mankind would sooner perish than kowtow to outrageous alien demands for this McNeal... whoever he is. Zapp Brannigan will lead us in this proud struggle – he has just arrived from his bloody triumph over: |
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the Jellies of the Spineless Nebula | |||
the Weaklings of the Puny Nebula | |||
the Cowards of the Chickenheart Nebula | |||
the Pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula | |||
8. |
Fry won’t have time for sleep, not with all the ____________ he’ll be doing. |
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bed-making | |||
shoe-shining | |||
parade-drilling | |||
hazing | |||
9. |
Fry’s going to be a science fiction hero, just like all of the following examples he mentions except: |
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Uhura | |||
Xena | |||
Captain Janeway | |||
Princess Leia | |||
10. |
Victory! The Omicronian mothership is destroyed! Only it wasn’t the mothership but: |
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the Hubble Telescope | |||
Babylon 4 | |||
Deep Space One | |||
the Death Star | |||
11. |
There aren’t any copies of Single Female Lawyer left – most videotapes from the 20th century were destroyed in 2443 during: |
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the reversal of the Earth’s polarity | |||
the time-shift when the Nazis won the Second World War | |||
the Magnetic Wars | |||
the Second Coming of Jesus | |||
12. |
The Planet Express crew decide to re-enact the Single Female Lawyer season finale. What job does Zoidberg volunteer for? |
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director | |||
extra | |||
costume-maker | |||
acting coach | |||
13. |
In last week’s case, Jenny McNeal was charged with: |
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perjury | |||
jury-tampering | |||
embracery | |||
sexual harassment | |||
14. |
What does the jury find the defendant? |
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vulnerable yet spunky | |||
plucky yet warm-hearted | |||
neurotic yet scrumptious | |||
spontaneous and saucy | |||
15. |
The Omicronians rate the episode a C to C+. They won’t destroy the world, but possibly thanks to Zoidberg’s over-acting, they also won’t: |
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not destroy Australia | |||
bother to watch next season | |||
provide their recipe for immortality | |||
allow any interspecies fraternization | |||