Earth: 1999. Fry delivers a pizza and a six-pack to a real TV station (or, at least, a Fox affiliate). What is showing right now?
|Single Female Lawyer|
|Small-Town Teenage Angst|
|High School Vampires|
|Superficial New Yorkers|
What planet is exactly 1000 light years from Earth?
|Zeta Pegasi 9|
|Delta Corvi 5|
|Omicron Persei 8|
|Theta Ceti 3|
Monument Beach has all of the following monuments except:
|the Leaning Tower of Pisa|
|the Eiffel Tower|
|Easter Island moai statues|
Aliens from Omicron Persei 8 invade and destroy the monuments of Monument Beach. What happened the last time aliens invaded Earth?
|the human population was forced to work in underground sugar mines|
|they were found to be delicious|
|dolphins fought them off|
|the most intelligent humans were paired off and forced to mate|
What’s the name of Omicron Persei 8’s ruler?
We now go live at an emergency address by Earth President:
Mankind would sooner perish than kowtow to outrageous alien demands for this McNeal... whoever he is. Zapp Brannigan will lead us in this proud struggle – he has just arrived from his bloody triumph over:
|the Jellies of the Spineless Nebula|
|the Weaklings of the Puny Nebula|
|the Cowards of the Chickenheart Nebula|
|the Pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula|
Fry won’t have time for sleep, not with all the ____________ he’ll be doing.
Fry’s going to be a science fiction hero, just like all of the following examples he mentions except:
Victory! The Omicronian mothership is destroyed! Only it wasn’t the mothership but:
|the Hubble Telescope|
|Deep Space One|
|the Death Star|
There aren’t any copies of Single Female Lawyer left – most videotapes from the 20th century were destroyed in 2443 during:
|the reversal of the Earth’s polarity|
|the time-shift when the Nazis won the Second World War|
|the Magnetic Wars|
|the Second Coming of Jesus|
The Planet Express crew decide to re-enact the Single Female Lawyer season finale. What job does Zoidberg volunteer for?
In last week’s case, Jenny McNeal was charged with:
What does the jury find the defendant?
|vulnerable yet spunky|
|plucky yet warm-hearted|
|neurotic yet scrumptious|
|spontaneous and saucy|
The Omicronians rate the episode a C to C+. They won’t destroy the world, but possibly thanks to Zoidberg’s over-acting, they also won’t:
|not destroy Australia|
|bother to watch next season|
|provide their recipe for immortality|
|allow any interspecies fraternization|