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It’s time for the Academy of Inventors’ annual symposium! What has Professor Farnsworth invented this year? |
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a Death Clock | |||
a Gizmometer | |||
a What-If Machine | |||
an Electric Frankfurter | |||
2. |
Fry puts his finger in the Death Clock. Ding! What does Bender claim dibs on? |
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Fry’s TV | |||
Fry’s couch | |||
Fry’s CD player | |||
Fry’s porno collection | |||
3. |
The Academy of Inventors’ coat of arms includes all of the following inventions except: |
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fire | |||
the wheel | |||
the mousetrap | |||
spray on-hair | |||
4. |
Who invented the technology to keep human heads alive in jars? |
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Walt Disney | |||
Ron Popeil | |||
Dean Kamen | |||
Thomas Edison’s head | |||
5. |
Professor Farnsworth’s arch-rival is named: |
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Professor Snootlinger | |||
Professor Slugwitch | |||
Professor Molesworth | |||
Professor Wernstrom | |||
6. |
Professor Wernstrom’s invention, the reverse scuba-suit, is modelled by a fish named? |
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Bubbles | |||
Cinnamon | |||
Precious | |||
Pumpkin | |||
7. |
The Professor has drawn another invention at the last minute – a Smell-o-Scope. It also includes a doodle of himself, dressed as: |
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a cowboy | |||
a pirate | |||
a circus strongman | |||
Batman | |||
8. |
The Professor remembers that he invented a Smell-O-Scope last year. What does Saturn smell like? |
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pine needles | |||
strawberries | |||
lemon-fresh | |||
fried onions | |||
9. |
The Smell-O-Scope reveals a giant pile of garbage headed straight towards Earth! The Professor’s research into the Great Garbage Crisis of 2000 consists of: |
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sleeping at the library | |||
vivid hallucinations | |||
turning on the Wayback-vision | |||
downloading a pornographic movie | |||
10. |
The mayor of New New York is named: |
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Mayor Slottenfeller | |||
Mayor Diemenhoffer | |||
Mayor Grossenlander | |||
Mayor Poopenmeyer | |||
11. |
The Professor suggests planting an explosive directly in the fault line between: |
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this mass of chicken bones and this deposit of acid wash jeans | |||
this mass of onion skins and this deposit of Oprah’s Book Club books | |||
this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks | |||
this mass of banana peels and this deposit of Tickle Me Elmo dolls | |||
12. |
The timer for the explosive is set for: |
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52 seconds | |||
25 seconds | |||
21 seconds | |||
9 seconds | |||
13. |
What give Morbo gas? |
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puppies | |||
ponies | |||
kittens | |||
bunnies | |||
14. |
How many Chinese grad students does Wernstrom demand? |
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two | |||
three | |||
four | |||
five | |||
15. |
If Professor Farnsworth’s calculations are correct the garbage ball will knock the other garbage ball directly into the sun. And if Professor Wernstrom’s calculations are correct: |
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“we’re all going to drown in feces” | |||
“we’re all going to choke on six-pack rings” | |||
“we’re all going to be crushed to death” | |||
“we’re all going to die horribly” | |||