It’s time for the Academy of Inventors’ annual symposium! What has Professor Farnsworth invented this year?
|a Death Clock|
|a What-If Machine|
|an Electric Frankfurter|
Fry puts his finger in the Death Clock. Ding! What does Bender claim dibs on?
|Fry’s CD player|
|Fry’s porno collection|
The Academy of Inventors’ coat of arms includes all of the following inventions except:
Who invented the technology to keep human heads alive in jars?
|Thomas Edison’s head|
Professor Farnsworth’s arch-rival is named:
Professor Wernstrom’s invention, the reverse scuba-suit, is modelled by a fish named?
The Professor has drawn another invention at the last minute – a Smell-o-Scope. It also includes a doodle of himself, dressed as:
|a circus strongman|
The Professor remembers that he invented a Smell-O-Scope last year. What does Saturn smell like?
The Smell-O-Scope reveals a giant pile of garbage headed straight towards Earth! The Professor’s research into the Great Garbage Crisis of 2000 consists of:
|sleeping at the library|
|turning on the Wayback-vision|
|downloading a pornographic movie|
The mayor of New New York is named:
The Professor suggests planting an explosive directly in the fault line between:
|this mass of chicken bones and this deposit of acid wash jeans|
|this mass of onion skins and this deposit of Oprah’s Book Club books|
|this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks|
|this mass of banana peels and this deposit of Tickle Me Elmo dolls|
The timer for the explosive is set for:
What give Morbo gas?
How many Chinese grad students does Wernstrom demand?
If Professor Farnsworth’s calculations are correct the garbage ball will knock the other garbage ball directly into the sun. And if Professor Wernstrom’s calculations are correct:
|“we’re all going to drown in feces”|
|“we’re all going to choke on six-pack rings”|
|“we’re all going to be crushed to death”|
|“we’re all going to die horribly”|