 
	
| 1. |  It’s time for the Academy of Inventors’ annual symposium! What has Professor Farnsworth invented this year? | ||
|   | a Death Clock | ||
| a Gizmometer | |||
| a What-If Machine | |||
| an Electric Frankfurter | |||
| 2. |  Fry puts his finger in the Death Clock. Ding! What does Bender claim dibs on? | ||
| Fry’s TV | |||
| Fry’s couch | |||
|   | Fry’s CD player | ||
| Fry’s porno collection | |||
| 3. |  The Academy of Inventors’ coat of arms includes all of the following inventions except: | ||
|   | fire | ||
| the wheel | |||
| the mousetrap | |||
| spray on-hair | |||
| 4. |  Who invented the technology to keep human heads alive in jars? | ||
| Walt Disney | |||
|   | Ron Popeil | ||
| Dean Kamen | |||
| Thomas Edison’s head | |||
| 5. |  Professor Farnsworth’s arch-rival is named: | ||
| Professor Snootlinger | |||
| Professor Slugwitch | |||
| Professor Molesworth | |||
|   | Professor Wernstrom | ||
| 6. |  Professor Wernstrom’s invention, the reverse scuba-suit, is modelled by a fish named? | ||
| Bubbles | |||
|   | Cinnamon | ||
| Precious | |||
| Pumpkin | |||
| 7. |  The Professor has drawn another invention at the last minute – a Smell-o-Scope. It also includes a doodle of himself, dressed as: | ||
|   | a cowboy | ||
| a pirate | |||
| a circus strongman | |||
| Batman | |||
| 8. |  The Professor remembers that he invented a Smell-O-Scope last year. What does Saturn smell like? | ||
|   | pine needles | ||
| strawberries | |||
| lemon-fresh | |||
| fried onions | |||
| 9. |  The Smell-O-Scope reveals a giant pile of garbage headed straight towards Earth! The Professor’s research into the Great Garbage Crisis of 2000 consists of: | ||
| sleeping at the library | |||
| vivid hallucinations | |||
| turning on the Wayback-vision | |||
|   | downloading a pornographic movie | ||
| 10. |  The mayor of New New York is named: | ||
| Mayor Slottenfeller | |||
| Mayor Diemenhoffer | |||
| Mayor Grossenlander | |||
|   | Mayor Poopenmeyer | ||
| 11. |  The Professor suggests planting an explosive directly in the fault line between: | ||
| this mass of chicken bones and this deposit of acid wash jeans | |||
| this mass of onion skins and this deposit of Oprah’s Book Club books | |||
|   | this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks | ||
| this mass of banana peels and this deposit of Tickle Me Elmo dolls | |||
| 12. |  The timer for the explosive is set for: | ||
|   | 52 seconds | ||
| 25 seconds | |||
| 21 seconds | |||
| 9 seconds | |||
| 13. |  What give Morbo gas? | ||
| puppies | |||
| ponies | |||
|   | kittens | ||
| bunnies | |||
| 14. |  How many Chinese grad students does Wernstrom demand? | ||
| two | |||
|   | three | ||
| four | |||
| five | |||
| 15. |  If Professor Farnsworth’s calculations are correct the garbage ball will knock the other garbage ball directly into the sun. And if Professor Wernstrom’s calculations are correct: | ||
| “we’re all going to drown in feces” | |||
| “we’re all going to choke on six-pack rings” | |||
| “we’re all going to be crushed to death” | |||
|   | “we’re all going to die horribly” | ||