1. | This week's sports hornet nest concerned the members of the New York Jets behaving somewhat inappropriately toward a certain female reporter. From what country does said reporter hail? | ||
Argentina | |||
France | |||
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Mexico | ||
Brazil | |||
2. | The story in question seemed to be dying out, when this NFL player piped up stating that if a female reporter is in a locker room with a bunch of partially-naked male athlete, she "is going to want somebody." | ||
Ray Lewis | |||
Brandon Meriweather | |||
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Clinton Portis | ||
Brandon Marshall | |||
3. | And, good grief, the sentiment put forward in the previous question seemed almost erudite, when this lughead NFL analyst chimed in stating that the provocatively-dressed reporter was "asking for it." | ||
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Bryan Baldinger | ||
Mat Millen | |||
Mike Mayock | |||
Warren Sapp | |||
4. | Since the Jets started this whole mess, we consider it karmic retribution that New York amassed this many penalty yards, compared to 176 net offensive yards gained, in their opening Monday night loss to the Ravens: | ||
155 | |||
139 | |||
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125 | ||
108 | |||
5. | The other part of the Monday Night Football double header saw a considerable upset between teams from: | ||
The AFC South and NFC East | |||
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The AFC West | ||
The NFC South and NFC West | |||
The NFC West | |||
6. | If it's September, it must be time for another Colorado Rockies late-season surge. Which team put a stop to Colorado's 10-game winning streak? | ||
Cardinals | |||
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Padres | ||
Dodgers | |||
Astros | |||
7. | On Monday, the injury toll of the first weekend in the NFL rang clearly, as we learned that three of the following would miss most if not all of the season. Who wasn't run over by the injury truck? | ||
Bob Sanders | |||
Kris Jenkins | |||
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Santana Moss | ||
Ryan Grant | |||
8. | Reggie is without a Heisman anymore. Who stripped the Heisman from Bush? | ||
The Heisman board | |||
The NCAA | |||
The Heisman voters | |||
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Bush himself | ||
9. | So, with Reggie Bush giving up the award, congratulations to the new owner of the 2005 Heisman Trophy: | ||
Matt Leinart | |||
Vince Young | |||
Brady Quinn | |||
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nobody | ||
10. | Congratulations to these lady hoopsters, who swept their way through the playoffs to win the WNBA championship: | ||
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Seattle Storm | ||
Atlanta Dream | |||
Los Angeles Sparks | |||
Washington Mystics | |||
11. | As our buddy Ray-Ray put it, "Shaq vs." is being taken a little too far. What unusual crime is Shaquille O'Neal being accused of? | ||
Art forgery | |||
Theft of intellectual property | |||
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Computer hacking | ||
Re-broadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not express written consent | |||
12. | After a few years of bringing us some geezers, the NFL has decided to be hip and with it, announcing that this top selling act will be performing during the Super Bowl halftime show: | ||
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The Black Eyed Peas | ||
Katy Perry | |||
Justin Bieber | |||
Lady Gaga | |||
13. | We expect the Yankees to run a few For Your Consideration ads for the acting performance this player put on after totally not being hit by a pitch: | ||
Alex Rodriguez | |||
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Derek Jeter | ||
Robinson Cano | |||
Jorge Posada | |||
14. | This NCAA team provided an exciting ending to its game, scoring a touchdown on a fake field goal in overtime.... | ||
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Michigan State | ||
Penn State | |||
Kansas State | |||
Virginia Tech | |||
15. | ...after which its coach had this unusual reaction: | ||
He asked his girlfriend to marry him | |||
He resigned | |||
He asked his wife for a divorce | |||
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He had a heart attack | ||
16. | Returning Heisman winner Mark Ingram announced his presence with authority. Having missed the first two games of the season, at what point during Alabama's game against Duke did Ingram surpass 100 yards rushing? | ||
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By the end of the first quarter | ||
By the end of the first half | |||
By the end of the game | |||
He didn't reach 100 yards, so forget we said anything | |||
17. |
We are citing historical precedence to allow ourselves to include a question about Anna Kournikova in this edition of OPJ.![]() Which magazine published a pictorial of the one-time tennis queen this week? |
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Maxim | ||
Sports Illustrated | |||
Rolling Stone | |||
Entertainment Weekly | |||
18. | Appearing on the Dan Patrick radio show on Friday, which NBA legend copped to taking money from agents while in college, and then using that money to finance his own personal cache of nuclear weapons (OK, we may be making that last part up)? | ||
Patrick Ewing | |||
Michael Jordan | |||
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Charles Barkley | ||
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | |||
19. | If you believe the Los Angeles Times - and we always do - Joe Torre will be violently relieved of his managerial post at the end of the season, to be replaced by ringer for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: | ||
Ken Griffey, Jr. | |||
Wade Boggs | |||
Ozzie Smith | |||
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Don Mattingly | ||
20. | The NFL said "No soup for you" to local fans of this team, declaring the game would be blacked out for the first time since 2004: | ||
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San Diego | ||
Washington | |||
Denver | |||
Atlanta | |||
21. | Laurence Maroney was apparently the linchpin that held the Patriots together, as no sooner did New England trade the running back to this team, than they fell apart in the second half to the Jets: | ||
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Denver | ||
Seattle | |||
San Francisco | |||
Oakland | |||
22. | This team won on Sunday without scoring a touchdown: | ||
Denver | |||
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Cincinnati | ||
Chicago | |||
Pittsburgh | |||
23. | ....and this team won without scoring an offensive touchdown: | ||
Denver | |||
Indianapolis | |||
Chicago | |||
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Pittsburgh | ||
24. | This outcome of this game resulted in a 2-0 team and a 0-2 team: | ||
Ravens-Bengals | |||
Eagles-Lions | |||
Raiders-Rams | |||
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Dolphis-Vikings | ||
25. | This driver chose an excellent time to break his 88-race winless streak, taking the checkered flag in the Chase opener: | ||
Jeff Gordon | |||
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Clint Boyer | ||
Tony Stewart | |||
Martin Truex, Jr. | |||