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Vada Sultenfuss starts out telling us that she was born jaundice. What kind of physical illness did she get, crediting it to a truck stop toilet?
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Worms
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The clap
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Hemorrhoids
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Lice
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What year does the movie supposedly take place in?
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1971
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1969
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1970
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1972
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3.
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Vada is a real business woman. She has the little neighbourhood boys paying her to see what?
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A dead body
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The cremation furnace
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The embalming table
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A funeral service
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Vada has an interesting name for her Grandma. What does Vada call her?
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Gramtee
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Gramee
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Gramoo
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Gram-mommy
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Vada has a terrifying experience, being locked in the basement with a dead body. What was Vada doing down there?
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Getting her baseball
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Getting her basketball
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Looking for her lost shoe
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Doing the laundry
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6.
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When Vada is really upset, she plugs her ears and sings what song?
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It's My Party
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My boyfriends back
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Chantilly Lace
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Do Wah Diddy
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7.
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Vada is lying on the floor under the kitchen table. She claims to be dying and it must be her _______, because when it hits that, you're a goner.
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Liver
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Prostate
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Scrotum
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Colon
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8.
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Vada steals Shelly's money to pay for a writing class. How much does the class cost?
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$35
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$40
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$30
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$45
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9.
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Vada's hippie friends ask her to feel their:
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Feelings
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Aura
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Inner strength
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Soul
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10.
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Vada impresses her class with a cute poem she wrote about what?
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Candy
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Cookies
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Chocolate
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Ice cream
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Thomas J. knows Vada's feelings on death. He tries to lie and hide what dead animal, for fear it would upset her?
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A fish
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A mouse
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A butterfly
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A baby bird
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Vada's dad Harry gets advice from his brother Phil about women. What advice does Phil give Harry on how to treat a women?
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Give tons of compliments and loving stares
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Give her your best pick up lines, go for tongue
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Act very rude, don't pay or open doors
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Act like your interested in her life, nod a lot
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Vada and Thomas J. almost get two old people in a fight. They follow her dad on his date and shout out what?
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Fire!
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He's cheating!
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I won!
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Bingo!
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Vada is annoyed Shelly shows up in the grocery store, while she and her dad are shopping. What food item does she shove in her dad's face (You know what he said he needed REAL bad...)
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Eggplant
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Tuna fish
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Anchovies
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Prunes
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Vada wakes up one morning and screams for help. What has happened to her?
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She gets a pimple
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She has a nose bleed
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She gets her period
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She has a chipped tooth
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Vada, her dad and Shelly all go to the fair. What prize does Vada win for herself?
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A stuffed bear
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A fish
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Necklace
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Basketball
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Vada declares war on Shelly, while riding what ride at the fair?
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Bumper cars
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Scrambler
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Haunted house ride
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Tilt-a-whirl
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Vada seems to be plagued by many afflictions. What has she had lodged in her throat for three years?
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A pop can tab
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A wad of bubble gum
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A chicken bone
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Plastic from candy wrapper
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Vada's dad Harry becomes really mad and beats up a man Shelly knows. How did the man relate to Shelly?
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Her ex boss
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Her ex boyfriend
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Her annoying neighbor
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Her ex husband
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20.
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Vada's and Thomas J. decide to run away. Who does Vada decide she's going to move in with?
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The Partridge Family
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The Waltons
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The Brady Bunch
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Addams Family
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Vada drops something in the woods, and Thomas J. goes to retrieved it. What did Vada lose?
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Her purse
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A mood ring
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Her earring
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Her hat
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During Thomas J.'s funeral, Vada screams out that he's missing his glasses. She also tells everyone what he wanted to be when he grew up. What was he going to be?
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A acrobat
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A explorer
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A deep sea diver
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A magician
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23.
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What killed Thomas J.?
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Fire Ant bites
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A snake bite
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Bee stings
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A spider bite
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Vada returns to her writing class with a new poem she wrote. What was the poem about?
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A flower
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A bird
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A weeping willow tree
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An oak tree
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25.
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At the end of the movie, Vada is very happy about the President elect. Who won the election?
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John F. Kennedy
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Gerald Ford
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Jimmy Carter
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Richard Nixion
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