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The military name for the laser project is....?
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Crossbow
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Long Bow
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Bowstring
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Star Wars
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According to Professor Hathaway, “what is Mr. Einstein really like?”
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Brilliant
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Dumber than he looks
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Dead
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Quirky
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3.
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Chris Knight wears a t-shirt to his interview at Darlington. What does it profess his love for?
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Lasers
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Boobs
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Toxic Waste
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President Reagan
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4.
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Sherry Nugil intends to seduce the 10 greatest minds. Chris is #8. Who ends up being #1?
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Mitch
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Kent
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Jordan
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Lazlo
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5.
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Where does Chris keep his “penis stretcher”, yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility?
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Under Mitch’s bed
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Under “P” for “Toy”
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Under “H” for “Toy”
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Under “K” for “Penis”
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6.
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Why should Professor Hathaway’s laborers be laboring?
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That’s what they get for not having an education.
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He’s not paying them to loaf.
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The work is behind schedule
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Because, that’s why!
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7.
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Apparently, things go from God to Jerry to Kent to....?
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Mitch
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The cleaners
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The lecture hall
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The copy room
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8.
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How does Bodie control his stuttering?
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Force of will
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Self-administered shock treatments
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Heavy medication
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Self gratification
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9.
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What is the rather alarming potential side effect of Ick’s ice?
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It appears to cause cancer in lab rats
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It may cause sterility
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It can cause very large breasts
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It’s unstable and might explode
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10.
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There was one entrant in the Madame Curie look-alike contest. What was the result?
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He was naked
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She came dressed as Albert Einstein
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She won second prize.
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He was disqualified
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11.
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What did Jordan offer to make Mitch if he didn’t have one?
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Bed
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Sled
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Nightshirt
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Desk
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12.
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Who is the only one who seems to have the “dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”
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Mitch
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Chris
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Jordan
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Kent
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13.
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At one point Mitch attends a lecture where all the other attendees are boom boxes recording the lecture being given by...?
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Professor Hathaway
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The janitor
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A reel-to-reel tape player
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Lazlo Hollyfeld
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14.
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Professor Hathaway wants a laser capable of what power output by mid-May?
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1.21 gigawatts
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5 megawatts
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3 terawatts
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6 gigajoules
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15.
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Chris invites students from which school to the Tanning Invitational?
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Rydell High School
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Quahog School of Performing Arts
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The Wanda Trussler School of Beauty
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Xavier Institute for Higher Learning
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16.
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What is the name of Professor Hathaway’s science TV show?
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Life
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The Universe
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Everything
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42
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17.
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"You’ll rue the day!" Who talks like that?
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Professor Hathaway
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Mitch
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Jordan
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Kent
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18.
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Susan has standards. What are they?
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The ability to suck a golf ball through fifty feet of garden hose
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The ability to hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis
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The ability to shotgun a six pack in under 3 minutes
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The ability to make her laugh
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19.
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According to Chris, the immortal words of Socrates are...?
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“I drank what?!”
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"Aaaaauuuugggghhh"
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“Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.”
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“Look, it was hot and I was hungry, okay?”
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20.
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What is Chris Knight’s moral imperative?
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To sleep with Sherry
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To get even with Professor Hathaway
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To get even with Kent
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To sleep with Susan
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21.
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What is Mitch Taylor’s moral imperative?
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To sleep with Sherry
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To get even with Professor Hathaway
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To get even with Kent
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To sleep with Jordan
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22.
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Mitch interrupts Jordan to tell her he was propositioned by Sherry but turned her down. What was Jordan doing when she was interrupted?
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Painting her dorm room
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Using the bathroom
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Sanding the floors of her dorm room
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Kissing Ick
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23.
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Why won’t Mitch take Jordan home to meet his parents?
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He’s ashamed of her
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His parents think he’s gay
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His parents don’t approve of dating
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He’s ashamed of his parents
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24.
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When sneaking on to the military base, what code names do the students use?
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Abbott and Costello
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Martin and Lewis
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Burns and Allen
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Laurel and Hardy
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25.
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When they meet at Professor Hathaway’s house to view the laser show, Chris and Dr. Meredith are wearing the same...?
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Plaid bathrobe
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Bunny slippers
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Pajamas
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T-shirt
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