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Where did Scott acquire his brand new gaming device?
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Amazon.ca
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Future Shop
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A raffle
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Young Neil gave it to him (for $200)
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2.
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What did Scott do to Cole, the drummer for Stephen Stills' new band?
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Beat his as at Halo 3
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Set him up with Wallace Wells
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Stole his cat (he thought it was Gideon)
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Stuck a fork in his head (he thought Cole was Gideon)
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3.
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After Scott learns that Knives Chau has turned 18, what does he do?
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Buys her a beer
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Buys her a cake
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Runs away, because he's still freaked out by her dad
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Suggests that they should have casual sex
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4.
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While Scott and Kim take a "wilderness sabbatical", what comes out of the bushes to fight Scott?
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A doberman pinscher
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Gideon Gordon Graves
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The NegaScott
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Simon Lee
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5.
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What is Gideon's occupation (according to his intro box)?
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Asshole
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Club owner
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Sadist
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Ultimate boss
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6.
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Why is it the greatest day of Young Neil's life?
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He finally gets to play in a band with Stephen Stills
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He has just seen Stacey Pilgrim...and it's love at first sight
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He's on a date with Knives Chau
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He's on a date with Tamara, Knives' friend
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7.
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After he walks up behind Scott at the Chaos Theatre, what is the first thing Gideon Graves says?
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Can I just be the first to say...nice shirt (he's like the third person to say that, actually).
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I'm totally having a threesome with Envy and Ramona
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What's your name again?
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Where is Ramona!?
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8.
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After Scott refuses to join the League of Evil Exes, what does Gideon do?
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Flips Scott off
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Points a gun at Envy Adams
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Stabs Scott in the heart and kills him
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Takes Wallace Wells hostage
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9.
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So, Scott's dead and stuff. But that's okay, because...
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He goes to heaven, finds Ramona, and lives happily ever after
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He got a 1-up in Volume 3
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It all just happened in a dream
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It's not really okay. He's dead!
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10.
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What has Gideon done to his girlfriends who "got away"?
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He has cryogenically frozen them, awaiting the future day when they'll all go out with him
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He has forced them to join an all-girl league of evil exes
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He has killed all their boyfriends
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He has stolen their kittens
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11.
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Where did Gideon find the seven exes who eventually joined the League?
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Boston
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craigslist
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In Ramona's bag
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Subspace
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12.
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Gideon has a way of getting in Ramona's head. How does he do it?
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Gideon the cat is his conduit
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He has awesome vegan powers
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Through her bag
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Whenever a certain song plays, she goes into a trance
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13.
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Gideon tries to kill Scott for a final time, but Ramona blocks him with her bag. What does she receive after this?
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A 1-up
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A new FabuBag
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A new, unlocked hairstyle
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The Power of Love
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14.
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Where did Ramona disappear to for a year, anyway?
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Minnesota or something
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New York City
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Northern Ontario
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She went to her dad's, like on a wilderness sabbatical
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15.
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There's a final surprise in store for Scott when he finds out who Stephen Stills has been dating. Who is it?
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Joseph (God, he hates Stephen's friends)
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Kim Pine (It's about time)
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Knives Chau (It will have to be long distance since she's going to college)
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Wallace Wells (He's such a slut)
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