1. |
![]() Springfield Elementary’s new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs were designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year: |
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2000 | |||
2100 | |||
2500 | |||
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3000 | ||
2. |
![]() What prank does Bart regret having played? |
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flushing a cherry bomb while Mrs. Skinner is visiting the school | |||
tying helium balloons to Groundskeeper Willie’s kilt | |||
replacing Mrs Krabappel’s birth control pills with Tic Tacs | |||
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tampering with the school clock | ||
3. |
![]() If Skinner were a truant boy looking for a good time, he’d be right here: |
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the Springfield Planetarium | |||
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the Springfield Natural History Museum | ||
the Springfield Library | |||
the Springfield Gallery of American Art | |||
4. |
![]() How does Homer disguise himself so Bart won’t see him skipping work? |
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brushing his hair over his forehead | |||
using a Sharpie to draw a unibrow | |||
putting his lower lip over his upper lip and bulging his eyes | |||
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using a comb as a moustache | ||
5. |
![]() Freddy Quimby humiliates the waiter because he cannot pronounce which word or phrase? |
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snickahdoodle | |||
cawn muffins | |||
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chowdah | ||
Bawston cream | |||
6. |
![]() Those Quimbys sure put on a spread for Freddy’s birthday, including the largest what that Bart has ever seen? |
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Rice Krispie square | ||
S’more | |||
Deep fried Twinkie | |||
Ding Dong | |||
7. |
![]() Skinner knows Bart skipped school yesterday, as when he can prove it, he’s sending Bart to |
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Christian school | |||
military school | |||
reform school | |||
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all of the above | ||
8. |
![]() The evil gene. Hitler has it. Freddy Quimby has it. Who else had it? |
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Genghis Khan | |||
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Walt Disney | ||
Cary Grant | |||
Soren Kierkegaard | |||
9. |
![]() Bart imagines Skinner sentencing him, for the heinous crime of hooky, to a lifetime of hard labour: |
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in the cafeteria | ||
in gym class | |||
clapping blackboard dusters | |||
working for Groundskeeper Willie | |||
10. |
![]() Justice has little if anything to do with: |
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room service | |||
television | |||
human logic | |||
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a disobedient whale | ||
11. |
![]() Turns out Freddy Quimby is innocent after all! The clumsy waiter falls out of the courtroom window and into a truck filled with: |
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rat traps | ||
champagne glasses | |||
Boston cream pies | |||
tigers | |||
12. |
![]() Skinner is a small man in many ways, a small petty man. How long is the detention he gives Bart? |
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three weeks | |||
ninety days | |||
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four months | ||
two years | |||