| 1. |
![]() Springfield Elementary’s new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs were designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year: |
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| 2000 | |||
| 2100 | |||
| 2500 | |||
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3000 | ||
| 2. |
![]() What prank does Bart regret having played? |
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| flushing a cherry bomb while Mrs. Skinner is visiting the school | |||
| tying helium balloons to Groundskeeper Willie’s kilt | |||
| replacing Mrs Krabappel’s birth control pills with Tic Tacs | |||
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tampering with the school clock | ||
| 3. |
![]() If Skinner were a truant boy looking for a good time, he’d be right here: |
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| the Springfield Planetarium | |||
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the Springfield Natural History Museum | ||
| the Springfield Library | |||
| the Springfield Gallery of American Art | |||
| 4. |
![]() How does Homer disguise himself so Bart won’t see him skipping work? |
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| brushing his hair over his forehead | |||
| using a Sharpie to draw a unibrow | |||
| putting his lower lip over his upper lip and bulging his eyes | |||
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using a comb as a moustache | ||
| 5. |
![]() Freddy Quimby humiliates the waiter because he cannot pronounce which word or phrase? |
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| snickahdoodle | |||
| cawn muffins | |||
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chowdah | ||
| Bawston cream | |||
| 6. |
![]() Those Quimbys sure put on a spread for Freddy’s birthday, including the largest what that Bart has ever seen? |
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Rice Krispie square | ||
| S’more | |||
| Deep fried Twinkie | |||
| Ding Dong | |||
| 7. |
![]() Skinner knows Bart skipped school yesterday, as when he can prove it, he’s sending Bart to |
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| Christian school | |||
| military school | |||
| reform school | |||
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all of the above | ||
| 8. |
![]() The evil gene. Hitler has it. Freddy Quimby has it. Who else had it? |
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| Genghis Khan | |||
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Walt Disney | ||
| Cary Grant | |||
| Soren Kierkegaard | |||
| 9. |
![]() Bart imagines Skinner sentencing him, for the heinous crime of hooky, to a lifetime of hard labour: |
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in the cafeteria | ||
| in gym class | |||
| clapping blackboard dusters | |||
| working for Groundskeeper Willie | |||
| 10. |
![]() Justice has little if anything to do with: |
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| room service | |||
| television | |||
| human logic | |||
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a disobedient whale | ||
| 11. |
![]() Turns out Freddy Quimby is innocent after all! The clumsy waiter falls out of the courtroom window and into a truck filled with: |
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rat traps | ||
| champagne glasses | |||
| Boston cream pies | |||
| tigers | |||
| 12. |
![]() Skinner is a small man in many ways, a small petty man. How long is the detention he gives Bart? |
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| three weeks | |||
| ninety days | |||
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four months | ||
| two years | |||