1. |
Springfield Elementary’s new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs were designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year: |
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2000 | |||
2100 | |||
2500 | |||
3000 | |||
2. |
What prank does Bart regret having played? |
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flushing a cherry bomb while Mrs. Skinner is visiting the school | |||
tying helium balloons to Groundskeeper Willie’s kilt | |||
replacing Mrs Krabappel’s birth control pills with Tic Tacs | |||
tampering with the school clock | |||
3. |
If Skinner were a truant boy looking for a good time, he’d be right here: |
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the Springfield Planetarium | |||
the Springfield Natural History Museum | |||
the Springfield Library | |||
the Springfield Gallery of American Art | |||
4. |
How does Homer disguise himself so Bart won’t see him skipping work? |
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brushing his hair over his forehead | |||
using a Sharpie to draw a unibrow | |||
putting his lower lip over his upper lip and bulging his eyes | |||
using a comb as a moustache | |||
5. |
Freddy Quimby humiliates the waiter because he cannot pronounce which word or phrase? |
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snickahdoodle | |||
cawn muffins | |||
chowdah | |||
Bawston cream | |||
6. |
Those Quimbys sure put on a spread for Freddy’s birthday, including the largest what that Bart has ever seen? |
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Rice Krispie square | |||
S’more | |||
Deep fried Twinkie | |||
Ding Dong | |||
7. |
Skinner knows Bart skipped school yesterday, as when he can prove it, he’s sending Bart to |
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Christian school | |||
military school | |||
reform school | |||
all of the above | |||
8. |
The evil gene. Hitler has it. Freddy Quimby has it. Who else had it? |
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Genghis Khan | |||
Walt Disney | |||
Cary Grant | |||
Soren Kierkegaard | |||
9. |
Bart imagines Skinner sentencing him, for the heinous crime of hooky, to a lifetime of hard labour: |
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in the cafeteria | |||
in gym class | |||
clapping blackboard dusters | |||
working for Groundskeeper Willie | |||
10. |
Justice has little if anything to do with: |
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room service | |||
television | |||
human logic | |||
a disobedient whale | |||
11. |
Turns out Freddy Quimby is innocent after all! The clumsy waiter falls out of the courtroom window and into a truck filled with: |
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rat traps | |||
champagne glasses | |||
Boston cream pies | |||
tigers | |||
12. |
Skinner is a small man in many ways, a small petty man. How long is the detention he gives Bart? |
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three weeks | |||
ninety days | |||
four months | |||
two years | |||