Bart’s prank at the opening of the episode is:
|making all the school parking spaces smaller by a foot|
|setting up a tollbooth for admission to the bathroom|
|faking his own wedding for himself and then making off with the gifts|
|holding a garage sale with school property|
There’s no way to prove who played the prank, but Mrs. Krabappel’s classroom is not a democracy and she will call on Bart first to answer every question. What word can he not pronounce?
Who is as American as apple pie?
Valued Springfield Nuclear Plant employee Stuart is a:
Mr. Burns is forced to hire a woman, which means that all the other nuclear plant employees won’t be able to do any of the following, except possibly:
|take off their pants when it gets hot|
|pee in the drinking fountain|
|spit on the floor|
Homer meets the plant’s new female employee Mindy Simmons (Michelle Pfeiffer). He hallucinates that she is part of which work of art?
|The Venus de Milo|
|The Venus of Urbino, by Titian|
|The Rokeby Venus, by Velazquez|
|The Birth of Venus, by Botticelli|
Homer hallucinates a second time. Who chants “Homer loves Mindy”?
|the fortune cookies|
|the floor buffer|
|the carbon rods|
|the trout at the hatchery|
Homer believes his infatuation is based on a physical attraction, but it turns out Mindy has all of the following in common with him, except possibly:
|a love for raspberry double-glaze donuts|
|thinking Ziggy has gotten too preachy|
|a predilection for sneaking naps before lunch|
|thinking drinking beer and watching TV is heaven|
What’s the other NRA?
|the National Ringworm Association|
|the National Rhinoplasty Association|
|the National Reindeer Association|
|the National Rottweiler Association|
Homer’s guardian angel appears in the form is Sir Isaac Newton, someone he would recognise and revere. Unfortunately, Homer doesn’t recognise him so the angel takes the form of:
What is or are a necessity in today’s society?
Mr. Burns orders that research be continued into:
|the winged monkeys|
What aren’t always right?
What does Marge find behind the bed?
|a foot-long chilli dog|
|a giant pretzel|
The bellhop interrupts Marge and Homer’s romantic night will all of the following sounds except:
|a wolf whistle|
|panting like a dog|