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![]() The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name for it would be: |
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| the Death Training Center | |||
| the Mind Control Laboratory | |||
| the Government Weaponry Cult | |||
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the Killbot Factory | ||
| 2. |
![]() What warning do they have for the Pigskin Classic because of Homer? |
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| fans who run onto the field during the game could be savagely beaten | |||
| make sure to use the bathroom regularly on dollar-beer night | |||
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tickets are not to be taken internally | ||
| no ticketholder should consumer more than forty hot dogs | |||
| 3. |
![]() Why would Homer not need Marge anymore? |
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| pearl necklace | |||
| green dress | |||
| nagging lessons | |||
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free wig | ||
| 4. |
![]() Shelbyville made the world’s largest pizza – what did Springfield do in response? |
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| kidnapped and ransomed their mayor’s dog | |||
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burned down their City Hall | ||
| diverted Springfield’s sewers into their main street | |||
| spiked their drinking water | |||
| 5. |
![]() Homer prays to God for tickets to the Pigskin Classic, but God turns out to be: |
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a waffle | ||
| a pizza | |||
| a flapjack | |||
| a cheeseburger | |||
| 6. |
![]() Stan “The Boy” Taylor gives Homer the game ball. Now he has four children, and the fourth shall be called: |
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| Pigskin | |||
| Twin-stripe | |||
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Stitchface | ||
| Leatherhead | |||
| 7. |
![]() What sin does Jeremiah have to confess? |
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envy | ||
| pride | |||
| anger | |||
| shame | |||
| 8. |
![]() What book do we see Moe read to the sick children at the hospital? |
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| Bridge to Terabithia | |||
| Charlotte’s Web | |||
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My Friend Flicka | ||
| Little Women | |||
| 9. |
![]() Why did Homer have to do charity work once? |
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| stupid restraining order | |||
| stupid American breathalyser | |||
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stupid lack of public urinals | ||
| stupid laws about wearing pants | |||
| 10. |
![]() Bart tells the Flanders kids that there’s no sugar in |
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| Pop Rocks | |||
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Pixy Stix | ||
| Gummi Worms | |||
| Twizzlers | |||
| 11. |
![]() Which Simpson does not participate in the food fight with the Flandereses? |
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| Homer | |||
| Lisa | |||
| Marge | |||
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Maggie | ||
| 12. |
![]() Homer wakes up from a nightmare thinking he hates: |
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Ted Koppel | ||
| Jose Canseco | |||
| Mike Dukakis | |||
| Madonna | |||
| 13. |
![]() Chief Wiggum helpfully explains to everyone on the church tour bus that Ned is: |
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| high on poppers | |||
| wasted on sweet mary jane | |||
| stoned on disco biscuits | |||
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hepped up on goofballs | ||
| 14. |
![]() What bad behaviour of Homer’s makes Ned crack and admonish Homer in front of the congregation? |
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loud nose-breating | ||
| sucking loudly on sweets | |||
| praying too loudly | |||
| scratching his privates | |||
| 15. |
![]() Next week on The Simpsons, things are back to normal – Homer hates Flanders and also: |
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| after an argument about who works hardest, Homer and Marge agree to swap jobs for a week | |||
| Comic Book Guy falls on hard times and comes to stay with the Simpsons for a while | |||
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Homer’s Uncle Boris has died and left them his haunted country home | ||
| the Simpsons are going to Albania! | |||