The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name for it would be:
|the Death Training Center|
|the Mind Control Laboratory|
|the Government Weaponry Cult|
|the Killbot Factory|
What warning do they have for the Pigskin Classic because of Homer?
|fans who run onto the field during the game could be savagely beaten|
|make sure to use the bathroom regularly on dollar-beer night|
|tickets are not to be taken internally|
|no ticketholder should consumer more than forty hot dogs|
Why would Homer not need Marge anymore?
Shelbyville made the world’s largest pizza – what did Springfield do in response?
|kidnapped and ransomed their mayor’s dog|
|burned down their City Hall|
|diverted Springfield’s sewers into their main street|
|spiked their drinking water|
Homer prays to God for tickets to the Pigskin Classic, but God turns out to be:
Stan “The Boy” Taylor gives Homer the game ball. Now he has four children, and the fourth shall be called:
What sin does Jeremiah have to confess?
What book do we see Moe read to the sick children at the hospital?
|Bridge to Terabithia|
|My Friend Flicka|
Why did Homer have to do charity work once?
|stupid restraining order|
|stupid American breathalyser|
|stupid lack of public urinals|
|stupid laws about wearing pants|
Bart tells the Flanders kids that there’s no sugar in
Which Simpson does not participate in the food fight with the Flandereses?
Homer wakes up from a nightmare thinking he hates:
Chief Wiggum helpfully explains to everyone on the church tour bus that Ned is:
|high on poppers|
|wasted on sweet mary jane|
|stoned on disco biscuits|
|hepped up on goofballs|
What bad behaviour of Homer’s makes Ned crack and admonish Homer in front of the congregation?
|sucking loudly on sweets|
|praying too loudly|
|scratching his privates|
Next week on The Simpsons, things are back to normal – Homer hates Flanders and also:
|after an argument about who works hardest, Homer and Marge agree to swap jobs for a week|
|Comic Book Guy falls on hard times and comes to stay with the Simpsons for a while|
|Homer’s Uncle Boris has died and left them his haunted country home|
|the Simpsons are going to Albania!|