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![]() The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name for it would be: |
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the Death Training Center | |||
the Mind Control Laboratory | |||
the Government Weaponry Cult | |||
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the Killbot Factory | ||
2. |
![]() What warning do they have for the Pigskin Classic because of Homer? |
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fans who run onto the field during the game could be savagely beaten | |||
make sure to use the bathroom regularly on dollar-beer night | |||
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tickets are not to be taken internally | ||
no ticketholder should consumer more than forty hot dogs | |||
3. |
![]() Why would Homer not need Marge anymore? |
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pearl necklace | |||
green dress | |||
nagging lessons | |||
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free wig | ||
4. |
![]() Shelbyville made the world’s largest pizza – what did Springfield do in response? |
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kidnapped and ransomed their mayor’s dog | |||
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burned down their City Hall | ||
diverted Springfield’s sewers into their main street | |||
spiked their drinking water | |||
5. |
![]() Homer prays to God for tickets to the Pigskin Classic, but God turns out to be: |
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a waffle | ||
a pizza | |||
a flapjack | |||
a cheeseburger | |||
6. |
![]() Stan “The Boy” Taylor gives Homer the game ball. Now he has four children, and the fourth shall be called: |
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Pigskin | |||
Twin-stripe | |||
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Stitchface | ||
Leatherhead | |||
7. |
![]() What sin does Jeremiah have to confess? |
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envy | ||
pride | |||
anger | |||
shame | |||
8. |
![]() What book do we see Moe read to the sick children at the hospital? |
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Bridge to Terabithia | |||
Charlotte’s Web | |||
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My Friend Flicka | ||
Little Women | |||
9. |
![]() Why did Homer have to do charity work once? |
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stupid restraining order | |||
stupid American breathalyser | |||
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stupid lack of public urinals | ||
stupid laws about wearing pants | |||
10. |
![]() Bart tells the Flanders kids that there’s no sugar in |
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Pop Rocks | |||
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Pixy Stix | ||
Gummi Worms | |||
Twizzlers | |||
11. |
![]() Which Simpson does not participate in the food fight with the Flandereses? |
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Homer | |||
Lisa | |||
Marge | |||
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Maggie | ||
12. |
![]() Homer wakes up from a nightmare thinking he hates: |
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Ted Koppel | ||
Jose Canseco | |||
Mike Dukakis | |||
Madonna | |||
13. |
![]() Chief Wiggum helpfully explains to everyone on the church tour bus that Ned is: |
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high on poppers | |||
wasted on sweet mary jane | |||
stoned on disco biscuits | |||
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hepped up on goofballs | ||
14. |
![]() What bad behaviour of Homer’s makes Ned crack and admonish Homer in front of the congregation? |
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loud nose-breating | ||
sucking loudly on sweets | |||
praying too loudly | |||
scratching his privates | |||
15. |
![]() Next week on The Simpsons, things are back to normal – Homer hates Flanders and also: |
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after an argument about who works hardest, Homer and Marge agree to swap jobs for a week | |||
Comic Book Guy falls on hard times and comes to stay with the Simpsons for a while | |||
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Homer’s Uncle Boris has died and left them his haunted country home | ||
the Simpsons are going to Albania! | |||