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![]() Union Rule 26: Every employee must win “Worker of the Week” at least once, regardless of all of the following except: |
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gross incompetence | |||
rank odor | |||
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numerous safety breaches | ||
obesity | |||
2. |
![]() What does Bart write on the back of Homer’s head? |
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Space For Rent | |||
Thinking Free Zone | |||
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Insert Brain Here | ||
I’m Ugly From This Side Too | |||
3. |
![]() NASA has just had its lowest Nielsen-rating launch ever. What was the purpose of this flight? |
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to test those pens that write upside down | |||
to determine whether simple addition and subtraction still work in space | |||
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to study the effects of weightlessness on tiny screws | ||
to show Ivan the good old USA’s still got it | |||
4. |
![]() The NASA launch was so low-rating it was beaten by: |
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A Connie Chung Christmas | ||
When Animals Attack Magicians | |||
Rain Delay Theatre | |||
Oops Patrol | |||
5. |
![]() Fill in the blank: Homer figures that is anyone knows where to get _______, it would be President Clinton. |
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chicken enchiladas | |||
Egg McMuffins | |||
sweet potato pie | |||
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Tang | ||
6. |
![]() Homer and Barney are vying to go on a mission for NASA. What does Homer think is the only danger of sending unqualified civilians into space? |
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if they meet any prissy robots that complain a lot | |||
if the talking computer malfunctions and the zero gravity toilet doesn’t work anymore | |||
if any of those furry Tribble things get on board | |||
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if they send them to that terrible Planet of the Apes | ||
7. |
![]() Which NASA veteran accompanies Homer into space? |
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John Glenn | |||
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Buzz Aldrin | ||
James Lovell | |||
Sally K. Ride | |||
8. |
![]() After stealing a rocket pack and crashing, Barney is run over by: |
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a marshmallow truck | ||
a candy floss truck | |||
a pillow truck | |||
a teddy bear truck | |||
9. |
![]() According to Homer, what are the two greatest words in the English language? |
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re-venge | |||
suc-cess | |||
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de-fault | ||
do-nut | |||
10. |
![]() If Homer doesn’t take advantage of this opportunity, he could regret it for the rest of his life – just like that time he could have met who at the mall? |
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David Hasselhoff | |||
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Mr. T | ||
Mark “Jacko” Jackson | |||
Gary Coleman | |||
11. |
![]() Homer is in space. Who have NASA coaxed in to Mission Control to play a little bit of his own brand of laid-back adult contemporary music? |
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Paul Simon | |||
Gordon Lightfoot | |||
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James Taylor | ||
Peter Frampton | |||
12. |
![]() Ken Brockman welcomes our insect overlords, and suggests that as a trusted TV personality he can be helpful in: |
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informing an ignorant population of the benefits of ant rule | |||
reporting on the location of local picnic areas | |||
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rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves | ||
leading them to factories for Raid, MaxForce and other ant killers | |||