Union Rule 26: Every employee must win “Worker of the Week” at least once, regardless of all of the following except:
|numerous safety breaches|
What does Bart write on the back of Homer’s head?
|Space For Rent|
|Thinking Free Zone|
|Insert Brain Here|
|I’m Ugly From This Side Too|
NASA has just had its lowest Nielsen-rating launch ever. What was the purpose of this flight?
|to test those pens that write upside down|
|to determine whether simple addition and subtraction still work in space|
|to study the effects of weightlessness on tiny screws|
|to show Ivan the good old USA’s still got it|
The NASA launch was so low-rating it was beaten by:
|A Connie Chung Christmas|
|When Animals Attack Magicians|
|Rain Delay Theatre|
Fill in the blank: Homer figures that is anyone knows where to get _______, it would be President Clinton.
|sweet potato pie|
Homer and Barney are vying to go on a mission for NASA. What does Homer think is the only danger of sending unqualified civilians into space?
|if they meet any prissy robots that complain a lot|
|if the talking computer malfunctions and the zero gravity toilet doesn’t work anymore|
|if any of those furry Tribble things get on board|
|if they send them to that terrible Planet of the Apes|
Which NASA veteran accompanies Homer into space?
|Sally K. Ride|
After stealing a rocket pack and crashing, Barney is run over by:
|a marshmallow truck|
|a candy floss truck|
|a pillow truck|
|a teddy bear truck|
According to Homer, what are the two greatest words in the English language?
If Homer doesn’t take advantage of this opportunity, he could regret it for the rest of his life – just like that time he could have met who at the mall?
|Mark “Jacko” Jackson|
Homer is in space. Who have NASA coaxed in to Mission Control to play a little bit of his own brand of laid-back adult contemporary music?
Ken Brockman welcomes our insect overlords, and suggests that as a trusted TV personality he can be helpful in:
|informing an ignorant population of the benefits of ant rule|
|reporting on the location of local picnic areas|
|rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves|
|leading them to factories for Raid, MaxForce and other ant killers|