Watch out Utica! Springfield has the state’s first:
|baby cage factory|
|rocket pack factory|
|portable sauna factory|
Fill in the blank for Henry Kissinger: “No one must know I dropped them in the toilet, not I, the man who ______________”.
|opened relations with China|
|won the 1973 Nobel peace Prize|
|drafted the Paris Peace Accord|
|dated Jill St. John|
Mr. Burns has lived through twelve recessions, eight panics and five years of:
Fill in the blank for Kent Brockman: “At the risk of sounding unpopular, this reporter puts the blame on _________”
|the elderly and infirm|
|you, the viewers|
Nevada makes Lisa’s butt look big, so what state does she decide to dress up as for the geography pageant?
Homer’s lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show. And he did it in 1977. What was his act?
|burping in tune|
|singing “Hey Big Spender” and tripping over the chair|
|playing a giant harmonica with Barney, while wearing two-man overalls|
|consuming popsicles to the tune of “I’m In The Mood For Love”|
Homer claims to have a photographic memory. What is not one of the things he remembers from the town meeting?
|Apu had three heads|
|there is a woman with a jack-in-the-box head|
|Homer took a call from the President|
|Maude Flanders is making goo-goo eyes at him|
Burns has opened his casino – nothing can stop him now, except... what?
|the Bolshevism of organized labour|
|the ghost of Ava Gardner|
|the Belgian Empire|
Fill in the blank: Bart has started his own casino, and he has to book a new act. Turns out his ________ impersonator was really __________.
Marge arrives home to take a break from her gambling problem. “What happened here?” “Oh nothing Marge, just a little incident with _____________.”
|the skunk monster|
What song does Robert Goulet sing at Bart’s Casino?
|99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall|
|Hitler Has Only Got One Ball|
|Nelson and Sherri Sitting In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G|
|Jingle Bells, Batman Smells|
What does Homer call the gambling monster that has enslaved Marge?