| 1. | 
			![]() Watch out Utica! Springfield has the state’s first:  | 
	
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		aquacar factory | ||
| baby cage factory | |||
| rocket pack factory | |||
| portable sauna factory | |||
| 2. | 
			![]() Fill in the blank for Henry Kissinger: “No one must know I dropped them in the toilet, not I, the man who ______________”.  | 
	
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| opened relations with China | |||
| won the 1973 Nobel peace Prize | |||
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		drafted the Paris Peace Accord | ||
| dated Jill St. John | |||
| 3. | 
			![]() Mr. Burns has lived through twelve recessions, eight panics and five years of:  | 
	
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| Wilsonomics | |||
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		McKinleynomics | ||
| Harrisonomics | |||
| Hoovernomics | |||
| 4. | 
			![]() Fill in the blank for Kent Brockman: “At the risk of sounding unpopular, this reporter puts the blame on _________”  | 
	
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| our children | |||
| the elderly and infirm | |||
| illegal immigrants | |||
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		you, the viewers | ||
| 5. | 
			![]() Nevada makes Lisa’s butt look big, so what state does she decide to dress up as for the geography pageant?  | 
	
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| Oregon | |||
| New Jersey | |||
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		Florida | ||
| Missouri | |||
| 6. | 
			![]() Homer’s lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show. And he did it in 1977. What was his act?  | 
	
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| burping in tune | |||
| singing “Hey Big Spender” and tripping over the chair | |||
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		playing a giant harmonica with Barney, while wearing two-man overalls | ||
| consuming popsicles to the tune of “I’m In The Mood For Love” | |||
| 7. | 
			![]() Homer claims to have a photographic memory. What is not one of the things he remembers from the town meeting?  | 
	
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| Apu had three heads | |||
| there is a woman with a jack-in-the-box head | |||
| Homer took a call from the President | |||
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		Maude Flanders is making goo-goo eyes at him | ||
| 8. | 
			![]() Burns has opened his casino – nothing can stop him now, except... what?  | 
	
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| the Bolshevism of organized labour | |||
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		microscopic germs | ||
| the ghost of Ava Gardner | |||
| the Belgian Empire | |||
| 9. | 
			![]() Fill in the blank: Bart has started his own casino, and he has to book a new act. Turns out his ________ impersonator was really __________.  | 
	
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		Liza Minelli | ||
| Bette Midler | |||
| Barry Manilow | |||
| Cher | |||
| 10. | 
			![]() Marge arrives home to take a break from her gambling problem. “What happened here?” “Oh nothing Marge, just a little incident with _____________.”  | 
	
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| the goat-sucker | |||
| the skunk monster | |||
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		the boogeyman | ||
| gremlins | |||
| 11. | 
			![]() What song does Robert Goulet sing at Bart’s Casino?  | 
	
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| 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall | |||
| Hitler Has Only Got One Ball | |||
| Nelson and Sherri Sitting In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G | |||
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		Jingle Bells, Batman Smells | ||
| 12. | 
			![]() What does Homer call the gambling monster that has enslaved Marge?  | 
	
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		Gamblor | ||
| Gamblera | |||
| Gamblox | |||
| Gamblatron | |||