1. |
Watch out Utica! Springfield has the state’s first: |
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aquacar factory | |||
baby cage factory | |||
rocket pack factory | |||
portable sauna factory | |||
2. |
Fill in the blank for Henry Kissinger: “No one must know I dropped them in the toilet, not I, the man who ______________”. |
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opened relations with China | |||
won the 1973 Nobel peace Prize | |||
drafted the Paris Peace Accord | |||
dated Jill St. John | |||
3. |
Mr. Burns has lived through twelve recessions, eight panics and five years of: |
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Wilsonomics | |||
McKinleynomics | |||
Harrisonomics | |||
Hoovernomics | |||
4. |
Fill in the blank for Kent Brockman: “At the risk of sounding unpopular, this reporter puts the blame on _________” |
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our children | |||
the elderly and infirm | |||
illegal immigrants | |||
you, the viewers | |||
5. |
Nevada makes Lisa’s butt look big, so what state does she decide to dress up as for the geography pageant? |
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Oregon | |||
New Jersey | |||
Florida | |||
Missouri | |||
6. |
Homer’s lifelong dream was to be a contestant on The Gong Show. And he did it in 1977. What was his act? |
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burping in tune | |||
singing “Hey Big Spender” and tripping over the chair | |||
playing a giant harmonica with Barney, while wearing two-man overalls | |||
consuming popsicles to the tune of “I’m In The Mood For Love” | |||
7. |
Homer claims to have a photographic memory. What is not one of the things he remembers from the town meeting? |
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Apu had three heads | |||
there is a woman with a jack-in-the-box head | |||
Homer took a call from the President | |||
Maude Flanders is making goo-goo eyes at him | |||
8. |
Burns has opened his casino – nothing can stop him now, except... what? |
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the Bolshevism of organized labour | |||
microscopic germs | |||
the ghost of Ava Gardner | |||
the Belgian Empire | |||
9. |
Fill in the blank: Bart has started his own casino, and he has to book a new act. Turns out his ________ impersonator was really __________. |
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Liza Minelli | |||
Bette Midler | |||
Barry Manilow | |||
Cher | |||
10. |
Marge arrives home to take a break from her gambling problem. “What happened here?” “Oh nothing Marge, just a little incident with _____________.” |
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the goat-sucker | |||
the skunk monster | |||
the boogeyman | |||
gremlins | |||
11. |
What song does Robert Goulet sing at Bart’s Casino? |
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99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall | |||
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball | |||
Nelson and Sherri Sitting In A Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G | |||
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells | |||
12. |
What does Homer call the gambling monster that has enslaved Marge? |
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Gamblor | |||
Gamblera | |||
Gamblox | |||
Gamblatron | |||