1. |
Homer does not enjoy the Springfield Pops’ rendition of the Star Wars theme. What instrument could not have come in any later? |
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the French horn | |||
the kettledrums | |||
the double bass | |||
the bassoon | |||
2. |
After Homer is ripped off in a crooked three-card monte game, Marge chases after the criminal and catches him! It was pretty exciting, but according to Marge what type of soup is pretty exciting too? |
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cabbage soup | |||
celery soup | |||
cucumber soup | |||
zucchini soup | |||
3. |
Marge has a taste for adventure now, and she crosses over: |
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from regular American cheese to Monterey Jack | |||
from regular ham to deviled ham | |||
from regular baloney to pimento baloney | |||
from regular tuna salad to spicy tuna salad | |||
4. |
Marge is also tired of Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. Which of the following titles is not in the Death Sports section of the newsagency? |
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Cave Diver | |||
Bear Baiter | |||
Danger Liker | |||
Cliff Biker | |||
5. |
Homer has no interest in being a woman, apart from occasionally wearing: |
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the wigs | |||
the sports bras | |||
the high heels | |||
the underwear | |||
6. |
Marge joins the police force, and when she does her driving test, Wiggum misses it because he’s trying to get the Magic Eye thing to work. What is it? |
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a duck | |||
a pony | |||
a sailboat | |||
a penguin | |||
7. |
Marge is the new cop on the beat and Apu knows the drill. Who takes the money that Apu uses to bribe Marge? |
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Jasper | |||
Jimbo | |||
Mr Burns | |||
Cletus | |||
8. |
Marge is called to the Skinner residence after a domestic disturbance concerning: |
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an inflatable bath pillow | |||
the left half of the television set | |||
a crocheted cushion | |||
a toilet seat | |||
9. |
Homer now sees advantages in Marge’s new career, including all but which of the following: |
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employing pepper spray as a condiment | |||
using her taser to get to the front of the line at the post office | |||
using crime scene tape to play a prank on Flanders | |||
background checks on anyone he wants | |||
10. |
Lenny has picked up a nudie deck for the poker game. What is it? |
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Girls of the Internet | |||
Women of the Kwik-E-Mart | |||
Girls of Seattle | |||
Men of... aww nuts! | |||
11. |
When Marge first told Homer she was going to the police academy, he thought it'd be fun and exciting, like what movie? |
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The Three Amigos | |||
Spaceballs | |||
Back to School | |||
Police Academy | |||
12. |
Marge busts Herman for selling what out of the Simpson carhole? |
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smuggled exotic birds | |||
pirated movies | |||
counterfeit jeans | |||
Cuban cigars | |||