Why does Homer feel he is a true Renaissance man?
|he has eaten eight different meats|
|to the disgust of many, he is wearing tights|
|he can speak in ye olde English|
|he knows how to use a loom|
An esquilax may have the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit, but what type of animal is it?
What tarot card is bad news, possibly – the cards are vague and mysterious?
|the Happy Squirrel|
|the Lucky Rainbow|
|the Jolly Unicorn|
The cards reveal the story if Lisa’s first love. Hugh is instantly the most annoying person she has ever met. Of the following, which does not annoy her?
|he takes the elevator so she has to talk up the stairs|
|he takes the last spot in the hydrogen-powered hovercar parking lot|
|he takes the last Soy Pop out of the vending machine|
|he takes out “Ecosystem of the Marsh” by Thompson at the library|
What does “stochastic” mean?
|pertaining to a process involving a randomly-determined sequence of observations|
|able to burn or corrode organic tissue by chemical action|
|relating to or using notes not belonging to the diatonic scale of the key of a passage|
|concerning metaphysical contradictions and their solutions|
Hugh proposes marriage to Lisa at his parents’ estate in England. Plan A doesn’t work out, but Plan B involves:
The invitations go out for the wedding. Smithers will thaw out Mr Burns, as soon as they find a cure for how many stab wounds in the back?
And which student is believed to have died in a science fair explosion?
Which celebrity remains at large?
|Anna Nicole Smith-Kaelin|
Hugh has a boys night out with Bart and Homer. How did he get that gash on his forehead?
|when they were thrown into the alley by the Samoan gentleman who alleged they were disrespecting his women|
|when he was being helped into a car after Bart slapped a young lady who turned out to be a male police officer|
|when they hid in the dumpster when the firebomb went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse|
|when they were chased out of the strip club after they pulled the smoke alarm because the ladies weren’t shaking their jello enough|
You know what Homer thinks is great about the English?
|swearing on TV|
|driving on the weird side of the road|
Hugh’s unwillingness to follow which Simpson tradition leads to Lisa calling off the wedding?
|Elvis suspenders and bowtie|
|garden gnome waistcoat|