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![]() Why does Homer feel he is a true Renaissance man? |
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he has eaten eight different meats | ||
to the disgust of many, he is wearing tights | |||
he can speak in ye olde English | |||
he knows how to use a loom | |||
2. |
![]() An esquilax may have the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit, but what type of animal is it? |
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pig | |||
cat | |||
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horse | ||
rabbit | |||
3. |
![]() What tarot card is bad news, possibly – the cards are vague and mysterious? |
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the Happy Squirrel | ||
the Lucky Rainbow | |||
the Jolly Unicorn | |||
Death | |||
4. |
![]() The cards reveal the story if Lisa’s first love. Hugh is instantly the most annoying person she has ever met. Of the following, which does not annoy her? |
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he takes the elevator so she has to talk up the stairs | |||
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he takes the last spot in the hydrogen-powered hovercar parking lot | ||
he takes the last Soy Pop out of the vending machine | |||
he takes out “Ecosystem of the Marsh” by Thompson at the library | |||
5. |
![]() What does “stochastic” mean? |
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pertaining to a process involving a randomly-determined sequence of observations | ||
able to burn or corrode organic tissue by chemical action | |||
relating to or using notes not belonging to the diatonic scale of the key of a passage | |||
concerning metaphysical contradictions and their solutions | |||
6. |
![]() Hugh proposes marriage to Lisa at his parents’ estate in England. Plan A doesn’t work out, but Plan B involves: |
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a sheep | |||
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a cow | ||
a donkey | |||
a goat | |||
7. |
![]() The invitations go out for the wedding. Smithers will thaw out Mr Burns, as soon as they find a cure for how many stab wounds in the back? |
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eleven | |||
thirteen | |||
fifteen | |||
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seventeen | ||
8. |
![]() And which student is believed to have died in a science fair explosion? |
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Martin | ||
Sherri | |||
Ralph | |||
Nelson | |||
9. |
![]() Which celebrity remains at large? |
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Heather Locklear-Fortensky | ||
Anna Nicole Smith-Kaelin | |||
Jane Fonda-Stallone | |||
Carmen Electra-Kennedy | |||
10. |
![]() Hugh has a boys night out with Bart and Homer. How did he get that gash on his forehead? |
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when they were thrown into the alley by the Samoan gentleman who alleged they were disrespecting his women | |||
when he was being helped into a car after Bart slapped a young lady who turned out to be a male police officer | |||
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when they hid in the dumpster when the firebomb went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse | ||
when they were chased out of the strip club after they pulled the smoke alarm because the ladies weren’t shaking their jello enough | |||
11. |
![]() You know what Homer thinks is great about the English? |
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crumpets | |||
swearing on TV | |||
driving on the weird side of the road | |||
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Octopussy | ||
12. |
![]() Hugh’s unwillingness to follow which Simpson tradition leads to Lisa calling off the wedding? |
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Flintstones cummerbund | |||
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pig cufflinks | ||
Elvis suspenders and bowtie | |||
garden gnome waistcoat | |||