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![]() Homer has put all his money into a secret investment. What is it? |
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pumpkin futures | ||
turkey futures | |||
chocolate futures | |||
ham futures | |||
2. |
![]() Homer and Marge have a deal – her sisters don’t come over after 6:00 and Homer: |
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will listen to Marge talk about her day | |||
will take a shower every night | |||
will eat anything that’s put in front of him | |||
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will stop eating Marge’s lipstick | ||
3. |
![]() Homer can’t let down sweet trusting Marge, so he tries all of the following methods to obtain money except: |
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asking Moe the loanshark | |||
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mugging Flanders | ||
thinking up a fantastic invention that will make him rich | |||
calling Vegas and putting $100 on red | |||
4. |
![]() It’s gym class sign-up day. What does T.S. stand for? |
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target shooting | |||
Thai skipping | |||
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tethered swimming | ||
trampoline soccer | |||
5. |
![]() Before being forced to take ballet, Bart tries to sign up to all the following classes except: |
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Lap Running | |||
Push Ups | |||
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Rope Climbing | ||
Gender Issues in Sport | |||
6. |
![]() Homer goes to ask for an extension on his mortgage. What little factoid is on his permanent record? |
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he once gave airplane rides to an unwilling pig | |||
he once dangled a cat over a swimming pool | |||
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he once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner | ||
he once French-kissed a horse | |||
7. |
![]() Homer solved a little problem today. When he celebrates his victory, what does he say? |
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Mmmmmm... slanty | ||
Mmmmmm... foot-long chilli dog | |||
Mmmmmm... sixty-four slices of American cheese | |||
Mmmmmm... forbidden donut | |||
8. |
![]() Unfortunately, Marge is out of the most exotic coffee in the Simpson house and all she has is Nescafe. She’s very very sorry, but what was she planning to serve? |
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Halifax Heaven | |||
Saskatoon Sunrise | |||
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Montreal Morn | ||
Winnipeg Wish | |||
9. |
![]() Bart’s ballet teacher is voiced by: |
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Geena Davis | |||
Jodie Foster | |||
Holly Hunter | |||
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Susan Sarandon | ||
10. |
![]() According to Selma, what word can’t be spelt without I.O.U.? |
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obsequious | ||
impecunious | |||
opprobrious | |||
obnoxious | |||
11. |
![]() Jimbo cries at Bar’s ballet recital – he hasn’t been this moved since: |
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Waiting to Exhale | |||
Steel Magnolias | |||
My Girl | |||
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The Joy Luck Club | ||
12. |
![]() Why is Homer worse than Hitler? |
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for trying to burn the I.O.U. | |||
for not telling Marge about their money problems | |||
for grazing a traffic cone on his chauffeur’s test | |||
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for smoking in a government building | ||