Homer has put all his money into a secret investment. What is it?
Homer and Marge have a deal – her sisters don’t come over after 6:00 and Homer:
|will listen to Marge talk about her day|
|will take a shower every night|
|will eat anything that’s put in front of him|
|will stop eating Marge’s lipstick|
Homer can’t let down sweet trusting Marge, so he tries all of the following methods to obtain money except:
|asking Moe the loanshark|
|thinking up a fantastic invention that will make him rich|
|calling Vegas and putting $100 on red|
It’s gym class sign-up day. What does T.S. stand for?
Before being forced to take ballet, Bart tries to sign up to all the following classes except:
|Gender Issues in Sport|
Homer goes to ask for an extension on his mortgage. What little factoid is on his permanent record?
|he once gave airplane rides to an unwilling pig|
|he once dangled a cat over a swimming pool|
|he once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner|
|he once French-kissed a horse|
Homer solved a little problem today. When he celebrates his victory, what does he say?
|Mmmmmm... foot-long chilli dog|
|Mmmmmm... sixty-four slices of American cheese|
|Mmmmmm... forbidden donut|
Unfortunately, Marge is out of the most exotic coffee in the Simpson house and all she has is Nescafe. She’s very very sorry, but what was she planning to serve?
Bart’s ballet teacher is voiced by:
According to Selma, what word can’t be spelt without I.O.U.?
Jimbo cries at Bar’s ballet recital – he hasn’t been this moved since:
|Waiting to Exhale|
|The Joy Luck Club|
Why is Homer worse than Hitler?
|for trying to burn the I.O.U.|
|for not telling Marge about their money problems|
|for grazing a traffic cone on his chauffeur’s test|
|for smoking in a government building|