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![]() Of the following, what is not one of the reasons that Homer and Marge don’t get to snuggle as often as they might like? |
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enchiladas | |||
Bart sees a UFO | |||
Goodtime Slim, Uncle Dooby and the Great Frisco Freak-Out is on TV | |||
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Homer accidentally belches on Marge | ||
2. |
![]() The Simpsons go to a bookstore so Homer and Marge can buy something up spice up their marriage. Marge pretends to be reading Tanks of the Third Reich and Homer pretends to be reading: |
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Return to the Gold Standard | |||
Do-It-Yourself Coffins | |||
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Mapplethorpe | ||
We Never Went To The Moon | |||
3. |
![]() Lisa buys a copy of Al Gore’s book, Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow. When Al Gore hears the news, what song does he play? |
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Walking on Sunshine, by Katrina and the Waves | |||
Everybody Have Fun Tonight, by Wang Chung | |||
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Celebrate, by Kool and the Gang | ||
Funky Town, by Pseudo Echo | |||
4. |
![]() There’s only one room left at the Aphrodite Inn – the Utility Room. Homer and Marge are interrupted by the hotel manager because he needs: |
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ammonia, lots of ammonia | |||
paper towels | |||
the first-aid kit | |||
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the wet-dry vacuum | ||
5. |
![]() Grampa has a love tonic. Legend has it his great-grandpappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for |
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root beer | |||
cod liver oil | |||
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holy water | ||
snake venom | |||
6. |
![]() Homer drinks Grandpa’s tonic, and immediately sends the kids to a movie then Patty and Selma’s. The footage at the Stock Film Festival includes all the following except: |
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a train entering a tunnel | |||
a rocket blasting off into space | |||
hot dogs on a conveyor belt | |||
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fireworks | ||
7. |
![]() Fill in the blanks: Marge says that Homer is ________ and _________ rolled into one. |
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Rex Harrison, Paul Anka | ||
Cliff Robertson, Frankie Avalon | |||
Albert Finney, Gene Pitney | |||
Maximilian Schell, Tom Jones | |||
8. |
![]() Why doesn’t Homer want to spend more time with his father? |
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he smells funny | |||
he reminds Homer of death | |||
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his New Year’s resolution | ||
he tells these boring stories that never go anywhere, like the time he went to the store to buy rutabagas, but they didn’t have any rutabagas, only turnips, so he asked the guy... | |||
9. |
![]() Homer and Abe go on the road to sell their tonic – they plan to visit all the following towns except: |
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Frigid Falls | |||
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Prude Rapids | ||
Mount Seldom | |||
Lake Flaccid | |||
10. |
![]() Abe and Homer pass by the house Homer grew up in. Homer wants to find: |
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where he used to watch TV | |||
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the hot dog tree | ||
the place where he met Santa | |||
where he stashed those magazines | |||
11. |
![]() Bart and friends believe they have uncovered a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Under whose supervision is this plot occurring? |
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the Rand Corporation | |||
the saucer people | |||
Skull and Bones | |||
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reverse vampires | ||
12. |
![]() Homer and Grampa manage to burn down the farmhouse, but Abe does manage to say that he was always proud that Homer: |
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wasn’t a short man | ||
learned to drive a car | |||
has only been arrested for misdemeanors | |||
married above himself | |||