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![]() Lisa wins Bart’s stupid bathroom products race because she got the inside track. What was she racing? |
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| toothpaste | |||
| conditioner | |||
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shampoo | ||
| moisturiser | |||
| 2. |
![]() In Rand McNally, they wear hate on their feet and: |
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| horses ride people | |||
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hamburgers eat people | ||
| cars drive people | |||
| televisions watch people | |||
| 3. |
![]() This Southern Hemisphere intrigues Bart, and he calls Squatters Crog, Australia posing as a representative of: |
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| The World Sewer Foundation | |||
| The Global Flushing Initiative | |||
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The International Drainage Commission | ||
| The United Nations Department of Toilets and Bidets | |||
| 4. |
![]() What distracts Bart from his phone call to Squatter’s Crog? |
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| an ice cream truck accident | |||
| an opportunity to egg Skinner’s house | |||
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a bakery caught fire and downtown smells like cookies | ||
| two dogs going at it | |||
| 5. |
![]() Bruno Drundridge doesn’t appreciate being charged $900 dollaridoos for a collect call, and complains to the Prime Minister, Andy. What’s Andy doing? |
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| fishing with sticks of dynamite | |||
| wrestling a crocodile | |||
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drinking beer naked in a floating inner tube | ||
| dipping the sheep | |||
| 6. |
![]() What anniversary is Australia celebrating on its postage stamp? |
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30 years of electricity | ||
| 150 years without convicts | |||
| 200 years of sheep | |||
| 20 years of voting rights for Aboriginals | |||
| 7. |
![]() The Hurt Feelings of Australia montages America’s short-lived infatuation with Australia through Jacko, Crocodile Dundee, Koala Blue and Subway Vegemite subs. How did this come to a halt? |
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| Cricket exhibition match | |||
| Dame Edna Everage | |||
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Yahoo Serious film festival | ||
| Savage Garden | |||
| 8. |
![]() The Simpsons are going to Australia! Overcome with emotion at the sight of a toilet flushing counter-clockwise in the US Embassy, what song does Homer sing? |
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| America the Beautiful | |||
| Stars and Stripes Forever | |||
| Hail to the Chief | |||
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My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee | ||
| 9. |
![]() The Simpsons do some sightseeing. What does the sign of the Cultural Centre say? |
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| Four Types of Football | |||
| A Tribute To Air Supply | |||
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Cart Your Arse On In | ||
| We Also Have An Opera House | |||
| 10. |
![]() Lisa would love to see Bart’s public humiliation, but what is too exciting to pass up? |
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| the Waggamurma Convict Memorial | |||
| the Gillabagong Jellyfish Aquarium | |||
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the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument | ||
| the Southern Hemisphere’s largest aluminium structure | |||
| 11. |
![]() What would the Australian squeaky-voices teen have called bullfrogs? |
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| melongaroos | |||
| wongadingas | |||
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chuzzwozzas | ||
| wallagongs | |||
| 12. |
![]() The Simpsons escape Australia, and are taken back to America on a laundry ship, the: |
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| USS Alexander Haig | |||
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USS Walter Mondale | ||
| USS John Anderson | |||
| USS Spiro Agnew | |||