Lisa wins Bart’s stupid bathroom products race because she got the inside track. What was she racing?
In Rand McNally, they wear hate on their feet and:
|horses ride people|
|hamburgers eat people|
|cars drive people|
|televisions watch people|
This Southern Hemisphere intrigues Bart, and he calls Squatters Crog, Australia posing as a representative of:
|The World Sewer Foundation|
|The Global Flushing Initiative|
|The International Drainage Commission|
|The United Nations Department of Toilets and Bidets|
What distracts Bart from his phone call to Squatter’s Crog?
|an ice cream truck accident|
|an opportunity to egg Skinner’s house|
|a bakery caught fire and downtown smells like cookies|
|two dogs going at it|
Bruno Drundridge doesn’t appreciate being charged $900 dollaridoos for a collect call, and complains to the Prime Minister, Andy. What’s Andy doing?
|fishing with sticks of dynamite|
|wrestling a crocodile|
|drinking beer naked in a floating inner tube|
|dipping the sheep|
What anniversary is Australia celebrating on its postage stamp?
|30 years of electricity|
|150 years without convicts|
|200 years of sheep|
|20 years of voting rights for Aboriginals|
The Hurt Feelings of Australia montages America’s short-lived infatuation with Australia through Jacko, Crocodile Dundee, Koala Blue and Subway Vegemite subs. How did this come to a halt?
|Cricket exhibition match|
|Dame Edna Everage|
|Yahoo Serious film festival|
The Simpsons are going to Australia! Overcome with emotion at the sight of a toilet flushing counter-clockwise in the US Embassy, what song does Homer sing?
|America the Beautiful|
|Stars and Stripes Forever|
|Hail to the Chief|
|My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee|
The Simpsons do some sightseeing. What does the sign of the Cultural Centre say?
|Four Types of Football|
|A Tribute To Air Supply|
|Cart Your Arse On In|
|We Also Have An Opera House|
Lisa would love to see Bart’s public humiliation, but what is too exciting to pass up?
|the Waggamurma Convict Memorial|
|the Gillabagong Jellyfish Aquarium|
|the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument|
|the Southern Hemisphere’s largest aluminium structure|
What would the Australian squeaky-voices teen have called bullfrogs?
The Simpsons escape Australia, and are taken back to America on a laundry ship, the:
|USS Alexander Haig|
|USS Walter Mondale|
|USS John Anderson|
|USS Spiro Agnew|