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Lisa wins Bart’s stupid bathroom products race because she got the inside track. What was she racing? |
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toothpaste | |||
conditioner | |||
shampoo | |||
moisturiser | |||
2. |
In Rand McNally, they wear hate on their feet and: |
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horses ride people | |||
hamburgers eat people | |||
cars drive people | |||
televisions watch people | |||
3. |
This Southern Hemisphere intrigues Bart, and he calls Squatters Crog, Australia posing as a representative of: |
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The World Sewer Foundation | |||
The Global Flushing Initiative | |||
The International Drainage Commission | |||
The United Nations Department of Toilets and Bidets | |||
4. |
What distracts Bart from his phone call to Squatter’s Crog? |
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an ice cream truck accident | |||
an opportunity to egg Skinner’s house | |||
a bakery caught fire and downtown smells like cookies | |||
two dogs going at it | |||
5. |
Bruno Drundridge doesn’t appreciate being charged $900 dollaridoos for a collect call, and complains to the Prime Minister, Andy. What’s Andy doing? |
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fishing with sticks of dynamite | |||
wrestling a crocodile | |||
drinking beer naked in a floating inner tube | |||
dipping the sheep | |||
6. |
What anniversary is Australia celebrating on its postage stamp? |
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30 years of electricity | |||
150 years without convicts | |||
200 years of sheep | |||
20 years of voting rights for Aboriginals | |||
7. |
The Hurt Feelings of Australia montages America’s short-lived infatuation with Australia through Jacko, Crocodile Dundee, Koala Blue and Subway Vegemite subs. How did this come to a halt? |
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Cricket exhibition match | |||
Dame Edna Everage | |||
Yahoo Serious film festival | |||
Savage Garden | |||
8. |
The Simpsons are going to Australia! Overcome with emotion at the sight of a toilet flushing counter-clockwise in the US Embassy, what song does Homer sing? |
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America the Beautiful | |||
Stars and Stripes Forever | |||
Hail to the Chief | |||
My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee | |||
9. |
The Simpsons do some sightseeing. What does the sign of the Cultural Centre say? |
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Four Types of Football | |||
A Tribute To Air Supply | |||
Cart Your Arse On In | |||
We Also Have An Opera House | |||
10. |
Lisa would love to see Bart’s public humiliation, but what is too exciting to pass up? |
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the Waggamurma Convict Memorial | |||
the Gillabagong Jellyfish Aquarium | |||
the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument | |||
the Southern Hemisphere’s largest aluminium structure | |||
11. |
What would the Australian squeaky-voices teen have called bullfrogs? |
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melongaroos | |||
wongadingas | |||
chuzzwozzas | |||
wallagongs | |||
12. |
The Simpsons escape Australia, and are taken back to America on a laundry ship, the: |
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USS Alexander Haig | |||
USS Walter Mondale | |||
USS John Anderson | |||
USS Spiro Agnew | |||