1. | Kings of Leon had to cancel a concert after only three songs, as its bassist befell which force of nature? | ||
He was pummeled by hailstorms | |||
A strong gust of wind blew sand into his eyes | |||
He was struck by lightning | |||
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A pigeon pooped in his mouth | ||
2. | Alexis Neiers, familiar to her dozens of fans through this reality TV show, was released after serving 30 days of a 180 day prison sentence: | ||
Teen Mom | |||
The Real Housewives of New Jersey | |||
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Pretty Wild | ||
DC Cupcakes | |||
3. | Our short national nightmare is over, as which recent, earth-shaking decision has been reversed? | ||
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Amanda Bynes has unretired | ||
Another season of 24 is in the works | |||
Miranda Kerr has reconsidered her marriage to Orlando Bloom | |||
All prints of Human Centipede have been recalled and ordered destroyed | |||
By way of explanation.....
If you don't know what Human Centipede is, *don't* look it up. Really. |
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4. |
![]() Who brought Maximum Cleavage to Comic Con, and came looking for a girlfight, stating: "[Scarlett Johansson's] got to teach me how to fight!" |
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Blake Lively | ||
Kristen Bell | |||
Taylor Momsen | |||
Drew Barrymore | |||
5. | Comic Con was also the scene where Marvel announced that recent Leonardo diCaprio costar ______ would officially replace Edward Norton as Bruce Banner. | ||
Cillian Murphy | |||
Adam Scott | |||
Patrick Wilson | |||
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Mark Ruffalo | ||
6. | There was a whole lotta stabbing going on at Comic Con (not being euphemistic here) when one convention goer stabbed another with a pen. This bizarro assault occurred while waiting for what movie's panel to start? | ||
Green Lantern | |||
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Cowboys and Aliens | ||
The Avengers | |||
Saw 3D | |||
7. | Pot in the News, Part I: This highly visible rock star was busted this week for the possession of old Mary Jane: | ||
Slash | |||
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Bret Michaels | ||
John Mayer | |||
Keith Richards | |||
8. | Pot in the News, Part II: An addiction to medical marijuana has landed the brother of this famous Hollywood type in Celebrity Rehab: | ||
Patricia Arquette | |||
Luke Wilson | |||
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Julia Roberts | ||
Joan Cusack | |||
By way of explanation.....
Julia Roberts' brother Eric will be visiting Casa de Dr. Drew this season. |
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9. | From the Bad Idea Jeans file, which star has pleaded with an obviously troubled fan to reconsider, after said fan announced she'd get plastic surgery to look like the celeb? | ||
Lady Gaga | |||
Katy Perry | |||
Heidi Montag | |||
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Kim Kardashian | ||
10. |
![]() The folks at Calvin Klein have gone out and gotten themselves a new spokesmodel. We approve of their choice of actress: |
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Evangeline Lily | |||
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Zoe Saldana | ||
Jessica Alba | |||
Ashley Greene | |||
11. |
We're frequently asked why we feature primarily females in various stages of undress, and not males. The answer should be apparent here:![]() Whose goofy figure was photographed this week clad in some kind of blue brief get-up? |
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Paul Rudd | |||
Charlie Sheen | |||
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Russell Brand | ||
Mike Myers | |||
12. | This privacy-loving star began a Twitter account - but don't be looking forward to any tweets, as the follower-less, non-following account was established solely to protect his/her identity: | ||
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Angelina Jolie | ||
Gwyneth Paltrow | |||
Edward Norton | |||
Tom Brady | |||
13. |
It must be a conspiracy to deflect the bad press from Mel Gibson, but director Oliver Stone apologized this week for sympathetic comments about whom? |
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Adolf Hitler | ||
Charles Manson | |||
Lee Harvey Oswald | |||
Roman Polanski | |||
14. | Joking "I know the history of actors making music is a checkered one, but I promise no one will get hurt" which TV star nonetheless announced a blues record deal? | ||
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Hugh Laurie | ||
William Peterson | |||
Charlie Sheen | |||
Bruce Campbell | |||
15. | Pick up the new edition of Rolling Stone, and you'll find a cover article featuring this famous actor subtitled "The No So Carefree Life of a Brooding Star" | ||
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Leonardo DiCaprio | ||
Robert Downey, Jr. | |||
Zac Efron | |||
Brad Pitt | |||
By way of explanation.....
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16. | Fresh off the premiere of the second season, the cast of Jersey Shore had a big-time appearance gig at what Big Apple location? | ||
Trump Tower | |||
Statue of Liberty | |||
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The New York Stock Exchange | ||
The opening of the nation's largest 24 Hour Fitness | |||
By way of explanation.....
Cue another international market meltdown in 3....2....1.... |
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17. | An Emmy-nominated series ran a rather brilliant billboard ad saying that if _______ won best comedy series, star _______ would run naked down Sunset Blvd. | ||
Glee / Lea Michele | |||
The Office / Jenna Fischer | |||
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Modern Family / Sofia Vergara | ||
30 Rock / Tina Fey | |||
By way of explanation.....
The campaign also has the disclaimer that 'Cast member may change without notice.' |
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18. | Tune in to Survivor as it moves to Wednesday this fall, and you'll find that the tribes will be divided thusly, as CBS announced this week: | ||
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Old vs. Young | ||
Beauty vs. Brainy | |||
Jocks vs. Nerds | |||
Democrats vs. Republicans | |||
19. | Further distancing his/herself from the Disney brand, which of Mickey's former charges spent $2,000 unwinding at a New York City strip joint last weekend along with another Disney alumni? | ||
Miley Cyrus | |||
Joe Jonas | |||
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Zac Efron | ||
Annette Funicello | |||
By way of explanation.....
The costar/fellow patron was Corbin Bleu. |
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20. |
In a blue wig and a rubber bikini,![]() who embraced the natural look for this photo shoot? |
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Christina Aguilera | |||
Megan Fox | |||
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Katy Perry | ||
Jessica Biel | |||
21. | A much less famous girlfriend of a much more famous actor has been implicated in an Italian nightclub cocaine scandal. | ||
Mel Gibson | |||
Jake Gyllenhaal | |||
Jude Law | |||
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George Clooney | ||