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Joe's day starts out just going bad. What happens as soon as he gets out of the car?
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His jacket gets caught in door
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His shoe splits
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He trips
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He drops his wallet in mud
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Joe works at a real dead end job: he's a advertising librarian at a medical supply company. The factory's sign on the gate brags it's home of the what?
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Rectal probe
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Vomit bag
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Enema bag
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Catheter
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Mr Waturi is a real jerk. He's very mad at Joe, for having something he feels is inappropriate on Joe's desk. What was the item?
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A plant
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A hula girl
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A radio
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A lamp
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Joe visits the doctor, who tells him he's dying. What's the name of the disease?
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Brain fog
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Brain fuzz
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Brain cloud
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Brain bug
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Joe returns to work, and really lets his boss have it. Joe can't believe he put up with his bosses crap, for such little pay. How much was Joe earning a week?
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$200
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$300
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$400
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$250
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A guy named Samuel Graynamore gives Joe a interesting business proposition. He thinks Joe's a hero because, Joe use to do what for a living?
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Life guard
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Police man
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Marine
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Fireman
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Joe needs help spending the money Mr. Graynamore gave him. He gets help and fashion advice from Marshall. What is Marshall's occupation?
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Hotel clerk
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Limo driver
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Taxi cab driver
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Waiter
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Mr. Graynamore is building superconductors. The mineral that is needed to make the Superconductors is called what?
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Bubaru
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Bourre'e
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Babeldom
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Bacchanal
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Joe meets Mr. Graynamore's daughter Angelica, who describes herself as a flibbertigibbit. Joe tries to talk her out something she really wants to do. What is it?
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Move to New York
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Be an artist
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Kill herself
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Go on the trip with him
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Joe also meets Angelica's sister Patricia. She's being really snotty,and keeps calling Joe what name?
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Wally
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Buster
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Felix
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Ralph
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Patricia is in a real bad mood. What does she blame for getting her so down?
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The sunshine
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Her sister
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The clouds
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Taking the trip
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Joe boards a beautiful private yacht. What is the name of the boat?
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Tweedle Dum
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The White Queen
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The White knight
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Tweedle Dee
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Joe spends his first day on the yacht fishing. Joe and the entire crew of the yacht is surprised when Joe catches what kind of fish?
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Jelly fish
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Humpback whale
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Hammerhead shark
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Great White shark
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The boat Tweedle Dee sinks like the Titanic. What has happened to the boat?
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It hits an iceberg
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It hits rocks
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It capsizes
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It is struck by lightning
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Joe's stranded on floating steamer trunks. He finds a oldie station on the radio and boogies down. What song does Joe rock out to?
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Shake a Tail Feather
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Twist and Shout
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Come Go with Me
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Splish Splash
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Joe has left all of his old life behind him, except one treasured item from his past. What item has Joe decided to keep with him?
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A book
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A ukulele
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A photo
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A hat
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Joe does a number of things on the luggage raft, to keep himself busy. What activity does he NOT do?
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Shave
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Play a song on the ukulele
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Play golf
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Play solitaire
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Meg Ryan is Tom Hanks' co-star in the movie. How many characters does she play in the film?
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3
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2
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4
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1
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What is the name of the island Joe and Patricia land on?
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Waponi Wee
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Waponi Woo
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Waponi Waa
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Waponi Woh
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The Waponi's have a strange obsession with this beverage. What kind of drink is it?
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Orange soda
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Bartles and James wine coolers
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Kool-Aid
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Yoo-Hoo
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The cheif's name is Toby, and he must carry something around with him. What is the item?
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His Wife
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His blanket
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His dinner
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His soul
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What do the Waponi's call the volcano which Joe has to jump in?
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The Smoking Dragon
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The Hot Woo
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The Fire Woo
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The Big Woo
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A well know comedic actor has a small role, as one of the cheif's warriors. He gets the crowd pumped up and leads the dances and chants. Who is the actor?
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Bill Murray
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Nathan Lane
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Tim Allen
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Robin Williams
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When Joe and Patricia go to jump into the Volcano, what happens to them?
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They die
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They decide not to do it
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They get blown out
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They land on a rock below
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25.
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What do Joe and Patricia promise each other to do, while they are floating away in the ocean?
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To love each other forever
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To get back at her father
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To always take Joe's luggage along
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To never jump in a volcano again
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