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How Well Do You Know: Seinfeld: The Wink
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Jerry says between dating a deaf person and dating a blind person, he'd choose deaf. Why?
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Because he wouldn't have to rehearse his comedy routine with her
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Because he'd always be cleaning up after a blind person
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Because he wouldn't have to invest money in reading material written in Braille
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Because he figures a deaf person would be better in bed
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George is the reverse. He'd rather date a blind person. Why?
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Because he can let the house go
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Because she wouldn't have to see him naked
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Because he could sneak around without her knowing
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Because a blind person is more identifiable and he'd use it to his advantage in public
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George begins giving mixed signals after Jerry's piece of fruit squirts into his eye at Monk's. What kind of fruit?
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Orange
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Lemon
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Lime
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Grapefruit
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Who said it? "Pulp can move, baby!"
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George
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Kramer
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Jerry
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Elaine
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Elaine goes on a blind date (or, actually, a deaf date) with her wake-up service guy and really likes him. Only thing is she learns he _____, and that's a dealbreaker.
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Has an STD
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Lives with his parents
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Has foot odor
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Has two dogs
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Jerry says that 90 to 95% of the population is undateable. Elaine goes, "Then how are all these people getting together?" What does Jerry say?
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Money
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Work
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Alcohol
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It boggles the mind!
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After embarrassing himself at a restaurant by "only" ordering a salad, Jerry pretends to really enjoy Holly's homemade mutton. In reality, he spits out the food onto napkins. Where does he stuff it?
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Under his seat
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In the trash can
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In his coat pockets
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In his shoes
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He stuffs it into his coat pockets. Leaving, Elaine takes Jerry's coat and is subsequently harassed by _____.
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Dogs
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Cats
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Birds
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Homeless people
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George is given an envelope at work, and through a wink, it gets into Kramer's hands. Inside is a _____ signed by the entire Yankees organization.
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Baseball
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Bat
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Hat
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Birthday card
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It's a birthday card. The card, actually, ends up in the hands of a hospitalized boy. To get it back, Kramer promises the boy that Paul O'Neill will do this.
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Steal three bases
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Hit two home runs
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Srike out every time he's at bat
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Blow the game
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