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The family starts out their vacation with a golden oldie. What song is it ?
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Charlie Brown
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Lollipop
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Yakety Yak
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It's my Party
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2.
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What city is the family from?
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Minneapolis
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St. Louis
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Cincinnati
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Chicago
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3.
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Where is the family staying?
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The Loon's Nest
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Buzzard's Hill
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Robin's Peek
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Swan Beach
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4.
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Chet Ripley has two boys. The youngest is Benny. What's the eldest boys name?
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Brandon
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Buck
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Brad
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Brian
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5.
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In the lobby of the campground there's something wrong with the dog Wormer. She hates people, but loves:
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Possums
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Raccoons
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Porcupines
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Skunks
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6.
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The lamp is made out of what unusual object?
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Shotgun
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Cross bow
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Shovel
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Axe
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7.
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Roman has come for a visit and he has brought the scariest set of twins since The Shining. What are their names?
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Tracy & Stacy
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Mara & Cara
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Leslie & Laura
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Mandy & Sandy
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8.
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Roman goes on a rant about political conspiracy on the environment, theorizing that the governess is trying to kill and cover-up toxic and medical waste. When Chet is asked his opinion, what does he see?
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Roman's point
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A lake
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A sunset
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Trees
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9.
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What is hidden throughout the cabin, making it really gross?
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Mosquitoes
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Fish
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Blood
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Poop
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10.
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Roman makes fun of Chet's hot dogs, claiming they are made out of what?
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Horse meat
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Lips and assholes
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Spare parts
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Garbage
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11.
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Chet scares the family with his bear story. He claims each of the following about the bear, except
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It is over 8 feet tall
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Its fangs are bloody from its last kill
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It has claws like Freddy Kruger
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It is as wide as a truck
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12.
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Something has entered the cabin while everyone is sleeping. Roman's wife Katie claims it attacked her. What is it?
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A bat
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A bird
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A squirrel
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A Rat
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13.
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Bats aren't the only visitor to the cabin at night. What other creature visits them?
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Howling cats
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Spraying skunks
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Garbage eating raccoons
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Barking dogs
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14.
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Roman wants a jet boat. What is it called?
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Eat My Dust
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Outta My Way
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Move Your Ass
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Suck My Wake
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15.
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Buck falls head over heels in love with Camie. How did he meet her?
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Puts a pool stick up her butt
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Spills his drink on her
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Knocks her down at the fair
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At the lake
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16.
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Chet takes his son on a moonlit boat ride. He tells him he loves him and gives him what?
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A kiss
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A ring
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A hug
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A watch
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17.
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At 5:00 am Chet takes all the men fishing. They fall asleep and what happens?
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The boat tips
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The get sunburned
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They get numerous mosquito bites
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The are attacked by leeches
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18.
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Chet takes all the kids to Bill's 109th birthday, What is wrong with Bill?
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He's drunk
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He's a jerk
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He's dead
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He's not there
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19.
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A lot of bad things happen to poor Chet. What doesn't happen?
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A horse bites him
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He loses his wallet
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A golf ball hits him in the head
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Roman drags him all over the lake
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20.
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Chet goes to look at bears with his son Benny. With what snack does he lure the bears closer?
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A Zagnut bar
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A hot dog
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A Snickers bar
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Pop corn
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21.
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The entire family goes to Paul Bunyan's restaurant, and Chet tries to go Man vs Food style. What does he order?
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The old 88 Special
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The Ultimate Feast
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The Old 96er
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The 72oz ribeye
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22.
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Ouch Reg, that's got to hurt. Reg has been struck by lightning in the head how many times?
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68
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63
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67
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66
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23.
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Chet and Roman have a huge blow out. What starts the whole fight?
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Making a fire
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Disagreement over who's a better husband
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A newspaper article
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Making dinner
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24.
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Connie shouts a funny insult at her sister. What was it?
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Go kiss a bear's ass
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Go kick a pile of $hit
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Go find yourself a spin cycle
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Go find yourself a real man
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25.
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The entire family shares a dirty line back and forth to each other. What was it?
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Go to hell
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Blow it out your ass
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Go kick some $hit
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Kiss my ass
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26.
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Roman asked Chet for money to invest. How much does he want?
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$ 10,000
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$ 15,000
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$ 20,000
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$ 25,000
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27.
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The twins find themselves down in a cave filled with:
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Jewels
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Bats
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Dynamite
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Skeltons
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28.
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Chet tries to warn the others of the bear, but he's out of breath. What does he manage to say?
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Big bear chase me
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Bear is after me
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Big bear out their
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Bear scare me
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29.
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Connie really does loves her sister and brother in law. What does she agree to, without Chet's permission?
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Give them some money
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Borrow a car
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Let them move in
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Watch the kids so they can both get jobs
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30.
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To what song does the family rock out to during the wild party at the lodge?
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Twist and Shout
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Rock Around the Clock
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Tootie Fruitie
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Land of a Thousand Dances
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