1. |
The Flandereses are having a beef-a-thon. Homer declines to attend, choosing instead to watch: |
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the Canadian Football League draft | |||
the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building preview | |||
The Big Ear Family | |||
Municipal Roundtable | |||
2. |
Flanders has a big announcement at his barbecue – he is quitting his current job to open a left-handed store. His previous job was in: |
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insurance | |||
accounting | |||
pharmaceuticals | |||
health inspection | |||
3. |
Flanders’ new store will be called: |
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the Leftiemart | |||
the Leftorama | |||
the Leftorium | |||
Southpaws ‘R Us | |||
4. |
Flanders and Homer share a wishbone. Before settling on the “Flanders’Stupid Left-Handed Store” going out of business, Homer imagines all of the following wishes except: |
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President declares world peace | |||
President Simpson wins Super Bowl | |||
Ned Flanders in a burning building | |||
R.I.P. Ned Flanders | |||
5. |
Meanwhile, Bart joins a karate class and skips it. What move does Marge ask him not to use on his sister? |
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the Leopard Fist | |||
the Touch of Death | |||
the Crippler | |||
the Cat’s Claw | |||
6. |
What German word is the opposite of sour grapes? |
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geisteskraft | |||
schadenfreude | |||
weltschmerz | |||
backpfeifengesicht | |||
7. |
What do Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney steal from the Leftorium? |
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a left-handed apple peeler and a left-handed coffee mug | |||
a left-handed notebook and a ‘Kiss Me I’m Left-Handed” T-shirt | |||
“I love lefties apron” and a left-handed corkscrew | |||
left-handed pinking shears and a left-handed shot glass | |||
8. |
What does Homer want no more of in the nuclear power plant vending machines? |
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apples | |||
raisins | |||
granola bars | |||
tuna and crackers | |||
9. |
What suggestion has Smithers put in the suggestion box? |
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Ignore petty suggestions from menial drones | |||
Everything is just peachy | |||
Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he's distracting the female employees | |||
More back massages from immediate supervisors | |||
10. |
The Leftorium isn’t doing so well, and Flanders sells a lot of his stuff to Homer. How much does his Bible go for? |
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eight dollars | |||
three ninety-five | |||
fifty cents and a button | |||
seven cents | |||
11. |
What will the Leftorium become after it closes? |
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a mini-IHOP | |||
a Christian tattoo parlour | |||
Libertarian Party headquarters | |||
a Rastafarian clothing store | |||
12. |
Homer calls everyone he knows who is left-handed, and the Leftorium is saved. Among the store’s new customers is everyone of the following except: |
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Barney | |||
Moe | |||
the Sea Captain | |||
Akira | |||