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![]() Mrs. Krabappel’s husband is apparently running naked on a beach with: |
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| his secretary | |||
| their dog walker | |||
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her marriage counsellor | ||
| the school librarian | |||
| 2. |
![]() It’s Career Aptitude Normalising Test Day! If Bart could be any animal, he would be: |
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| a carpenter ant | |||
| a nurse shark | |||
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a lawyer bird | ||
| a drifter fish | |||
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![]() Milhous’ scientifically-selected career result has come in. He is destined to become: |
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| a pornographer | |||
| a bagboy | |||
| a salmon gutter | |||
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a military strongman | ||
| 4. |
![]() Lisa’s pre-destined career is home-maker, which she does not appreciate. Her ambition is to be a famous: |
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jazz musician | ||
| primatologist | |||
| feminist poet | |||
| astronomer | |||
| 5. |
![]() Fill in the blanks – the army told Homer he was too _______, and the police told him he was too _______, |
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heavy, dumb | ||
| short, bald | |||
| lazy, drunk | |||
| unfit, mentally unstable | |||
| 6. |
![]() When she was younger, Marge wanted to be: |
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| a ballerina | |||
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an astronaut | ||
| a veterinarian | |||
| a princess | |||
| 7. |
![]() What animal is Principal of the Mountain? |
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puma | ||
| wolf | |||
| elk | |||
| grizzly bear | |||
| 8. |
![]() Bart’s assigned career is police officer, so Skinner enlists him as a Hall Monitor. Bart breaks up what attack on Milhous? |
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| repeated noogie-ing | |||
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pink belly | ||
| “Stop hitting yourself” | |||
| the dreaded Rear Admiral | |||
| 9. |
![]() As a reward for his good work, Skinner talks Bart to the Seized Property Room and allows him to pick any item. What does Bart pick? |
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| a Playdude | |||
| nunchucks | |||
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a crossbow | ||
| a fake derriere | |||
| 10. |
![]() Forgery! So Nelson didn’t have: |
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| rickets | |||
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leprosy | ||
| Lyme disease | |||
| cholera | |||
| 11. |
![]() Meanwhile, Lisa is rebelling against her future home-making career and steals the Teacher’s Editions from every class. Which teacher decides to leave the profession as a result? |
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Mr Glasscock | ||
| Mr Dickman | |||
| Mr Butz | |||
| Mr Crapper | |||
| 12. |
![]() Bart and Skinner are on the case for the missing Teachers’ Editions. What public institution has apparently not done much for Springfield Elementary lately? |
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| the Federal Bureau of Investigation | |||
| the Department of Education | |||
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the Supreme Court | ||
| the White House | |||