1. |
Mrs. Krabappel’s husband is apparently running naked on a beach with: |
||
his secretary | |||
their dog walker | |||
her marriage counsellor | |||
the school librarian | |||
2. |
It’s Career Aptitude Normalising Test Day! If Bart could be any animal, he would be: |
||
a carpenter ant | |||
a nurse shark | |||
a lawyer bird | |||
a drifter fish | |||
3. |
Milhous’ scientifically-selected career result has come in. He is destined to become: |
||
a pornographer | |||
a bagboy | |||
a salmon gutter | |||
a military strongman | |||
4. |
Lisa’s pre-destined career is home-maker, which she does not appreciate. Her ambition is to be a famous: |
||
jazz musician | |||
primatologist | |||
feminist poet | |||
astronomer | |||
5. |
Fill in the blanks – the army told Homer he was too _______, and the police told him he was too _______, |
||
heavy, dumb | |||
short, bald | |||
lazy, drunk | |||
unfit, mentally unstable | |||
6. |
When she was younger, Marge wanted to be: |
||
a ballerina | |||
an astronaut | |||
a veterinarian | |||
a princess | |||
7. |
What animal is Principal of the Mountain? |
||
puma | |||
wolf | |||
elk | |||
grizzly bear | |||
8. |
Bart’s assigned career is police officer, so Skinner enlists him as a Hall Monitor. Bart breaks up what attack on Milhous? |
||
repeated noogie-ing | |||
pink belly | |||
“Stop hitting yourself” | |||
the dreaded Rear Admiral | |||
9. |
As a reward for his good work, Skinner talks Bart to the Seized Property Room and allows him to pick any item. What does Bart pick? |
||
a Playdude | |||
nunchucks | |||
a crossbow | |||
a fake derriere | |||
10. |
Forgery! So Nelson didn’t have: |
||
rickets | |||
leprosy | |||
Lyme disease | |||
cholera | |||
11. |
Meanwhile, Lisa is rebelling against her future home-making career and steals the Teacher’s Editions from every class. Which teacher decides to leave the profession as a result? |
||
Mr Glasscock | |||
Mr Dickman | |||
Mr Butz | |||
Mr Crapper | |||
12. |
Bart and Skinner are on the case for the missing Teachers’ Editions. What public institution has apparently not done much for Springfield Elementary lately? |
||
the Federal Bureau of Investigation | |||
the Department of Education | |||
the Supreme Court | |||
the White House | |||