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![]() Mrs. Krabappel’s husband is apparently running naked on a beach with: |
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his secretary | |||
their dog walker | |||
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her marriage counsellor | ||
the school librarian | |||
2. |
![]() It’s Career Aptitude Normalising Test Day! If Bart could be any animal, he would be: |
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a carpenter ant | |||
a nurse shark | |||
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a lawyer bird | ||
a drifter fish | |||
3. |
![]() Milhous’ scientifically-selected career result has come in. He is destined to become: |
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a pornographer | |||
a bagboy | |||
a salmon gutter | |||
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a military strongman | ||
4. |
![]() Lisa’s pre-destined career is home-maker, which she does not appreciate. Her ambition is to be a famous: |
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jazz musician | ||
primatologist | |||
feminist poet | |||
astronomer | |||
5. |
![]() Fill in the blanks – the army told Homer he was too _______, and the police told him he was too _______, |
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heavy, dumb | ||
short, bald | |||
lazy, drunk | |||
unfit, mentally unstable | |||
6. |
![]() When she was younger, Marge wanted to be: |
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a ballerina | |||
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an astronaut | ||
a veterinarian | |||
a princess | |||
7. |
![]() What animal is Principal of the Mountain? |
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puma | ||
wolf | |||
elk | |||
grizzly bear | |||
8. |
![]() Bart’s assigned career is police officer, so Skinner enlists him as a Hall Monitor. Bart breaks up what attack on Milhous? |
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repeated noogie-ing | |||
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pink belly | ||
“Stop hitting yourself” | |||
the dreaded Rear Admiral | |||
9. |
![]() As a reward for his good work, Skinner talks Bart to the Seized Property Room and allows him to pick any item. What does Bart pick? |
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a Playdude | |||
nunchucks | |||
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a crossbow | ||
a fake derriere | |||
10. |
![]() Forgery! So Nelson didn’t have: |
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rickets | |||
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leprosy | ||
Lyme disease | |||
cholera | |||
11. |
![]() Meanwhile, Lisa is rebelling against her future home-making career and steals the Teacher’s Editions from every class. Which teacher decides to leave the profession as a result? |
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Mr Glasscock | ||
Mr Dickman | |||
Mr Butz | |||
Mr Crapper | |||
12. |
![]() Bart and Skinner are on the case for the missing Teachers’ Editions. What public institution has apparently not done much for Springfield Elementary lately? |
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the Federal Bureau of Investigation | |||
the Department of Education | |||
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the Supreme Court | ||
the White House | |||