Mrs. Krabappel’s husband is apparently running naked on a beach with:
|their dog walker|
|her marriage counsellor|
|the school librarian|
It’s Career Aptitude Normalising Test Day! If Bart could be any animal, he would be:
|a carpenter ant|
|a nurse shark|
|a lawyer bird|
|a drifter fish|
Milhous’ scientifically-selected career result has come in. He is destined to become:
|a salmon gutter|
|a military strongman|
Lisa’s pre-destined career is home-maker, which she does not appreciate. Her ambition is to be a famous:
Fill in the blanks – the army told Homer he was too _______, and the police told him he was too _______,
|unfit, mentally unstable|
When she was younger, Marge wanted to be:
What animal is Principal of the Mountain?
Bart’s assigned career is police officer, so Skinner enlists him as a Hall Monitor. Bart breaks up what attack on Milhous?
|“Stop hitting yourself”|
|the dreaded Rear Admiral|
As a reward for his good work, Skinner talks Bart to the Seized Property Room and allows him to pick any item. What does Bart pick?
|a fake derriere|
Forgery! So Nelson didn’t have:
Meanwhile, Lisa is rebelling against her future home-making career and steals the Teacher’s Editions from every class. Which teacher decides to leave the profession as a result?
Bart and Skinner are on the case for the missing Teachers’ Editions. What public institution has apparently not done much for Springfield Elementary lately?
|the Federal Bureau of Investigation|
|the Department of Education|
|the Supreme Court|
|the White House|