Bart’s birthday is coming up, and Homer has decided to get him the Superstar Celebrity Microphone. He was particularly inspired by the use of the microphone to perform:
|East Bound and Down|
|The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald|
Bart has a book of birthday discount coupons. He tries all of the following, except:
|free ice cream sundae|
|free tango lesson|
|free stock trades|
Bart’s birthday part is at Wall E. Weasel’s. The animatronic conductor of the band is named:
|John Phillip Mousa|
Bart’s birthday presents are a poor lot at best. What do Patty and Selma give him?
Bart uses his microphone to fake a Martian invasion. What word does he use to describe the President?
Bart uses the microphone for various other practical jokes, including all the following except:
|faking Maggie’s first words|
|announcing the nuclear power plant is closing|
|listening to Lisa talking about Cory with his shirt off|
|convincing Rod and Todd Flanders to deliver cookies|
Bart’s greatest prank comes in convincing Springfield that he’s a small boy trapped in a well. What name does he use?
There are various ill-conceived plans to free “Timmy” from his plight, including all but which one of the following?
|a trained eagle|
|a hook baited with chocolate|
|an industrial-strength vacuum|
|freezing him in liquid nitrogen for future generations|
Krusty enlists Sting as well as other Springfield celebrities to record a charity single named:
|We’re Sending Our Love Down The Well|
|Let’s Wish Him Out Of The Well|
|What A Wonderful Well|
|Does He Know It’s Daytime?|
Lisa finds out Bart’s secret, and suggests that when Springfieldians find out how he has lied and manipulated them, they are going to:
|hold him down and saw off his head|
|rip him apart like wild dogs|
|chain him up in the forest to be eaten by bears|
|cut him up with rusty razors|
In a harsh case of poetic justice, Bart is trapped down the well and the town decides to leave him there. Homer decides to dig Bart out anyway. Who is next to grab a shovel?
What story knocks Bart off the front pages?
|America’s Favorite Pencil: #2 is #1|
|Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand|
|Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found|
|President, Rock Star To Swap Wives|