Homer has become obsessed with Reading Digest magazine. What prominent author does he quote from Quotable Notables?
What is the sound that all Arctic explorers dread?
|the relentless grinding of the ice floes|
|the puff of the narwhal’s blowhole|
|the pitiless bark of the sea-lion|
|the silent shuffling of the polar bear|
What cooking idea does Marge get from Reading Digest?
|deep-fried baked bean fingers|
|Kansas City-style hotdogs|
Lisa is entering a patriotic essay contest. If he were alive today, who would say “think of a better opening?”
The Simpsons are going to Washington! What public institution does Homer boo?
|the National Air and Space Museum|
|the Supreme Court|
The Simpsons go on a tour of the White House, which features a plaque commemorating the spot where Richard Nixon:
|masterminded the American victory in Vietnam|
|shook hands with Elvis Presley|
|bowled back-to-back 300 games|
|was pardoned by Gerald Ford|
Lisa meets her Congressional representative Bob Arnold. How many women senators are there in Congress?
At whose monument does Lisa come across Congressman Arnold taking a bribe?
|May Archer Brownell|
|Winifred Beecher Howe|
|Harriet Sloper Newland|
|Elizabeth Ransom Welland|
Of the following, who is not one of the judges at the Reading Digest essay contest?
|perennial third-party candidate Wilson DeFarge|
|skincare specialist Rowena|
|founding member of Styx, Dennis De Young|
|wealthy gadabout Chilton Gaines|
Lisa has torn up her essay “The Roots of Democracy”. What is the title of her new essay?
|Why Our Country Sucks|
|Greedy Hogs Fill Their Snouts at the Trough|
|Washington: City of Scum|
|Cesspool on the Potomac|
An FBI sting operation catches Congressman Arnold accepting a bribe to allow:
|open pit mining the Grand Canyon|
|draining the Everglades for gold|
|drilling for oil in Mt Rushmore|
|the sale of Alaska back to Russia|
The entertainment at the Reading Digest contest is a singing, piano-playing satirist. Of the following ditties, which does he not play?
|the Deficit Rag|
|the Nuclear Treaty Polka|
|the Trading Gap Shuffle|
|Let Me Tell You about Lisa S.|