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![]() Homer has become obsessed with Reading Digest magazine. What prominent author does he quote from Quotable Notables? |
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Leo Tolstoy | ||
| Charles Dickens | |||
| J.D. Salinger | |||
| James Joyce | |||
| 2. |
![]() What is the sound that all Arctic explorers dread? |
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| the relentless grinding of the ice floes | |||
| the puff of the narwhal’s blowhole | |||
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the pitiless bark of the sea-lion | ||
| the silent shuffling of the polar bear | |||
| 3. |
![]() What cooking idea does Marge get from Reading Digest? |
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| honey-glazed Spam | |||
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meatloaf men | ||
| deep-fried baked bean fingers | |||
| Kansas City-style hotdogs | |||
| 4. |
![]() Lisa is entering a patriotic essay contest. If he were alive today, who would say “think of a better opening?” |
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| George Washington | |||
| Thomas Paine | |||
| Thomas Jefferson | |||
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Benjamin Franklin | ||
| 5. |
![]() The Simpsons are going to Washington! What public institution does Homer boo? |
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the IRS | ||
| Ford’s Theatre | |||
| the National Air and Space Museum | |||
| the Supreme Court | |||
| 6. |
![]() The Simpsons go on a tour of the White House, which features a plaque commemorating the spot where Richard Nixon: |
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| masterminded the American victory in Vietnam | |||
| shook hands with Elvis Presley | |||
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bowled back-to-back 300 games | ||
| was pardoned by Gerald Ford | |||
| 7. |
![]() Lisa meets her Congressional representative Bob Arnold. How many women senators are there in Congress? |
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| zero | |||
| one | |||
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two | ||
| three | |||
| 8. |
![]() At whose monument does Lisa come across Congressman Arnold taking a bribe? |
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| May Archer Brownell | |||
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Winifred Beecher Howe | ||
| Harriet Sloper Newland | |||
| Elizabeth Ransom Welland | |||
| 9. |
![]() Of the following, who is not one of the judges at the Reading Digest essay contest? |
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| perennial third-party candidate Wilson DeFarge | |||
| skincare specialist Rowena | |||
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founding member of Styx, Dennis De Young | ||
| wealthy gadabout Chilton Gaines | |||
| 10. |
![]() Lisa has torn up her essay “The Roots of Democracy”. What is the title of her new essay? |
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| Why Our Country Sucks | |||
| Greedy Hogs Fill Their Snouts at the Trough | |||
| Washington: City of Scum | |||
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Cesspool on the Potomac | ||
| 11. |
![]() An FBI sting operation catches Congressman Arnold accepting a bribe to allow: |
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| open pit mining the Grand Canyon | |||
| draining the Everglades for gold | |||
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drilling for oil in Mt Rushmore | ||
| the sale of Alaska back to Russia | |||
| 12. |
![]() The entertainment at the Reading Digest contest is a singing, piano-playing satirist. Of the following ditties, which does he not play? |
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| the Deficit Rag | |||
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the Nuclear Treaty Polka | ||
| the Trading Gap Shuffle | |||
| Let Me Tell You about Lisa S. | |||