1. |
Homer has become obsessed with Reading Digest magazine. What prominent author does he quote from Quotable Notables? |
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Leo Tolstoy | |||
Charles Dickens | |||
J.D. Salinger | |||
James Joyce | |||
2. |
What is the sound that all Arctic explorers dread? |
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the relentless grinding of the ice floes | |||
the puff of the narwhal’s blowhole | |||
the pitiless bark of the sea-lion | |||
the silent shuffling of the polar bear | |||
3. |
What cooking idea does Marge get from Reading Digest? |
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honey-glazed Spam | |||
meatloaf men | |||
deep-fried baked bean fingers | |||
Kansas City-style hotdogs | |||
4. |
Lisa is entering a patriotic essay contest. If he were alive today, who would say “think of a better opening?” |
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George Washington | |||
Thomas Paine | |||
Thomas Jefferson | |||
Benjamin Franklin | |||
5. |
The Simpsons are going to Washington! What public institution does Homer boo? |
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the IRS | |||
Ford’s Theatre | |||
the National Air and Space Museum | |||
the Supreme Court | |||
6. |
The Simpsons go on a tour of the White House, which features a plaque commemorating the spot where Richard Nixon: |
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masterminded the American victory in Vietnam | |||
shook hands with Elvis Presley | |||
bowled back-to-back 300 games | |||
was pardoned by Gerald Ford | |||
7. |
Lisa meets her Congressional representative Bob Arnold. How many women senators are there in Congress? |
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zero | |||
one | |||
two | |||
three | |||
8. |
At whose monument does Lisa come across Congressman Arnold taking a bribe? |
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May Archer Brownell | |||
Winifred Beecher Howe | |||
Harriet Sloper Newland | |||
Elizabeth Ransom Welland | |||
9. |
Of the following, who is not one of the judges at the Reading Digest essay contest? |
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perennial third-party candidate Wilson DeFarge | |||
skincare specialist Rowena | |||
founding member of Styx, Dennis De Young | |||
wealthy gadabout Chilton Gaines | |||
10. |
Lisa has torn up her essay “The Roots of Democracy”. What is the title of her new essay? |
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Why Our Country Sucks | |||
Greedy Hogs Fill Their Snouts at the Trough | |||
Washington: City of Scum | |||
Cesspool on the Potomac | |||
11. |
An FBI sting operation catches Congressman Arnold accepting a bribe to allow: |
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open pit mining the Grand Canyon | |||
draining the Everglades for gold | |||
drilling for oil in Mt Rushmore | |||
the sale of Alaska back to Russia | |||
12. |
The entertainment at the Reading Digest contest is a singing, piano-playing satirist. Of the following ditties, which does he not play? |
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the Deficit Rag | |||
the Nuclear Treaty Polka | |||
the Trading Gap Shuffle | |||
Let Me Tell You about Lisa S. | |||