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![]() It’s football season, and that means football betting season! Smooth Jimmy Apollo is right what per cent of the time? |
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52 | ||
54 | |||
56 | |||
58 | |||
2. |
![]() What shared interest did Homer and Lisa formerly have? |
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peek-a-boo games | |||
playing “I’ve got your nose” | |||
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burping contests | ||
tickle fights | |||
3. |
![]() Watching football with Homer becomes a Sunday ritual for Lisa. What team does she pick because they always cheat? |
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the Patriots | |||
the Dolphins | |||
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the Raiders | ||
the Falcons | |||
4. |
![]() Lisa goes to the library to conduct research. Of the following, which is not listed in the library card catalogue? |
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football, homoeroticism in | |||
football, oddball Canadian rules | |||
football, Phyllis George in | |||
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football, poor ratio of game time to actual playing time | ||
5. |
![]() Lisa’s research helps Homer continually win at football bets. According to Homer, what at Moe’s smells like victory? |
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stale beer and peanuts | |||
musty barflies | |||
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Moe’s smelly feet | ||
the men’s room | |||
6. |
![]() Now flush with cash, Homer buys gifts for the Simpson family. What perfume does he buy for Marge? |
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Meryl Streep’s Versatility | ||
Bette Midler’s Yenta | |||
Barbra Streisand’s Egomania | |||
Miss Piggy’s Moi | |||
7. |
![]() Homer makes a date with Barney to go bowling the Sunday after Super Bowl, even though Barney’s mother is coming in from: |
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Belgium | |||
Switzerland | |||
Latvia | |||
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Norway | ||
8. |
![]() What was the happiest day of Ralph’s life? |
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when he learnded he could put his finger in his nose | |||
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when the doctor said he didn’t have worms any more | ||
when he found where Mommy keeps the matches | |||
when he hadn’t wet the bed for a whole week | |||
9. |
![]() Betrayed that Homer’s only interested in her for her gambling ability, Lisa announces to the world she is giving away all of her ill-gotten Malibu Stacy accessories. Which is the last one taken? |
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Malibu Stacy Alfa Romeo | |||
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Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat | ||
Malibu Stacy lunar rover | |||
Malibu Stacy collagen-injection clinic | |||
10. |
![]() Lisa tearfully tells Homer her pick for the Super Bowl. Who’s playing this year? |
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Green Bay and San Diego | |||
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Washington and Buffalo | ||
Denver and Pittsburgh | |||
Dallas and New York Giants | |||
11. |
![]() Troy McClure has a new show called Handle With Care. He decided to do it because he fell in love with the script, but what sealed the deal? |
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his divorce from Dolores Montenegro | |||
his expensive recovery from Roxicodone | |||
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his recent trouble with the IRS | ||
his unfortunate drunk-driving accident and civil suit liabilities | |||
12. |
![]() What do Homer and Lisa do together on the Daddy-Daughter day after the Super Bowl? |
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go to Springfield Observatory | |||
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climb Mt. Springfield | ||
hike through Springfield National Park | |||
visit the Springfield Knowledgeum | |||