It’s football season, and that means football betting season! Smooth Jimmy Apollo is right what per cent of the time?
What shared interest did Homer and Lisa formerly have?
|playing “I’ve got your nose”|
Watching football with Homer becomes a Sunday ritual for Lisa. What team does she pick because they always cheat?
Lisa goes to the library to conduct research. Of the following, which is not listed in the library card catalogue?
|football, homoeroticism in|
|football, oddball Canadian rules|
|football, Phyllis George in|
|football, poor ratio of game time to actual playing time|
Lisa’s research helps Homer continually win at football bets. According to Homer, what at Moe’s smells like victory?
|stale beer and peanuts|
|Moe’s smelly feet|
|the men’s room|
Now flush with cash, Homer buys gifts for the Simpson family. What perfume does he buy for Marge?
|Meryl Streep’s Versatility|
|Bette Midler’s Yenta|
|Barbra Streisand’s Egomania|
|Miss Piggy’s Moi|
Homer makes a date with Barney to go bowling the Sunday after Super Bowl, even though Barney’s mother is coming in from:
What was the happiest day of Ralph’s life?
|when he learnded he could put his finger in his nose|
|when the doctor said he didn’t have worms any more|
|when he found where Mommy keeps the matches|
|when he hadn’t wet the bed for a whole week|
Betrayed that Homer’s only interested in her for her gambling ability, Lisa announces to the world she is giving away all of her ill-gotten Malibu Stacy accessories. Which is the last one taken?
|Malibu Stacy Alfa Romeo|
|Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat|
|Malibu Stacy lunar rover|
|Malibu Stacy collagen-injection clinic|
Lisa tearfully tells Homer her pick for the Super Bowl. Who’s playing this year?
|Green Bay and San Diego|
|Washington and Buffalo|
|Denver and Pittsburgh|
|Dallas and New York Giants|
Troy McClure has a new show called Handle With Care. He decided to do it because he fell in love with the script, but what sealed the deal?
|his divorce from Dolores Montenegro|
|his expensive recovery from Roxicodone|
|his recent trouble with the IRS|
|his unfortunate drunk-driving accident and civil suit liabilities|
What do Homer and Lisa do together on the Daddy-Daughter day after the Super Bowl?
|go to Springfield Observatory|
|climb Mt. Springfield|
|hike through Springfield National Park|
|visit the Springfield Knowledgeum|