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![]() It’s football season, and that means football betting season! Smooth Jimmy Apollo is right what per cent of the time? |
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52 | ||
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| 58 | |||
| 2. |
![]() What shared interest did Homer and Lisa formerly have? |
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| peek-a-boo games | |||
| playing “I’ve got your nose” | |||
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burping contests | ||
| tickle fights | |||
| 3. |
![]() Watching football with Homer becomes a Sunday ritual for Lisa. What team does she pick because they always cheat? |
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| the Patriots | |||
| the Dolphins | |||
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the Raiders | ||
| the Falcons | |||
| 4. |
![]() Lisa goes to the library to conduct research. Of the following, which is not listed in the library card catalogue? |
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| football, homoeroticism in | |||
| football, oddball Canadian rules | |||
| football, Phyllis George in | |||
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football, poor ratio of game time to actual playing time | ||
| 5. |
![]() Lisa’s research helps Homer continually win at football bets. According to Homer, what at Moe’s smells like victory? |
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| stale beer and peanuts | |||
| musty barflies | |||
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Moe’s smelly feet | ||
| the men’s room | |||
| 6. |
![]() Now flush with cash, Homer buys gifts for the Simpson family. What perfume does he buy for Marge? |
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Meryl Streep’s Versatility | ||
| Bette Midler’s Yenta | |||
| Barbra Streisand’s Egomania | |||
| Miss Piggy’s Moi | |||
| 7. |
![]() Homer makes a date with Barney to go bowling the Sunday after Super Bowl, even though Barney’s mother is coming in from: |
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| Belgium | |||
| Switzerland | |||
| Latvia | |||
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Norway | ||
| 8. |
![]() What was the happiest day of Ralph’s life? |
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| when he learnded he could put his finger in his nose | |||
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when the doctor said he didn’t have worms any more | ||
| when he found where Mommy keeps the matches | |||
| when he hadn’t wet the bed for a whole week | |||
| 9. |
![]() Betrayed that Homer’s only interested in her for her gambling ability, Lisa announces to the world she is giving away all of her ill-gotten Malibu Stacy accessories. Which is the last one taken? |
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| Malibu Stacy Alfa Romeo | |||
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Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat | ||
| Malibu Stacy lunar rover | |||
| Malibu Stacy collagen-injection clinic | |||
| 10. |
![]() Lisa tearfully tells Homer her pick for the Super Bowl. Who’s playing this year? |
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| Green Bay and San Diego | |||
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Washington and Buffalo | ||
| Denver and Pittsburgh | |||
| Dallas and New York Giants | |||
| 11. |
![]() Troy McClure has a new show called Handle With Care. He decided to do it because he fell in love with the script, but what sealed the deal? |
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| his divorce from Dolores Montenegro | |||
| his expensive recovery from Roxicodone | |||
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his recent trouble with the IRS | ||
| his unfortunate drunk-driving accident and civil suit liabilities | |||
| 12. |
![]() What do Homer and Lisa do together on the Daddy-Daughter day after the Super Bowl? |
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| go to Springfield Observatory | |||
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climb Mt. Springfield | ||
| hike through Springfield National Park | |||
| visit the Springfield Knowledgeum | |||