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![]() Jimmy said he wanted to live in a world without zinc. Of the following items, which might he still be able to use? |
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toaster ovens | ||
automobiles | |||
telephones | |||
firearms | |||
2. |
![]() Mrs Krabappel lives a sad and lonely life. At the Kwik-E-Mart, what does she pick up for dinner? |
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Captain Lovelorn’s Fishsticks | |||
Singleton’s Diet Cuisine | |||
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Chef Lonely-Heart’s Soup For One | ||
Spinster’s Choice Frozen Dinner | |||
3. |
![]() The Twirl-King Champions include all of the following except: |
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Zero-Gravity | |||
Mr. Amazing | |||
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Dazzle | ||
The Cobra | |||
4. |
![]() Springfield Elementary becomes obsessed with yo-yos. What’s the name of Bart’s yo-yo trick that goes wrong, smashing the aquarium? |
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plucking the pickle | ||
flogging the dolphin | |||
roping the pony | |||
burping the worm | |||
5. |
![]() Rod says bad words at the Flandereses dinner table. What’s his punishment? |
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no vegetables | |||
no kisses before bed | |||
no ice milk for dessert | |||
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no Bible stories | ||
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![]() Ned is looking for possible bad influences on Rod, including bumperstickers, Grandma and television. What television show does Rod think is blasphemous? |
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Gomer Pyle, USMC | |||
The Gumby Show | |||
The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet | |||
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Davey and Goliath | ||
7. |
![]() Bart responds to Mrs Krabappel’s personal ad using an assumed name: |
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Woodrow | ||
Theodore | |||
Calvin | |||
Howard | |||
8. |
![]() Flanders tracks down the root of Rod’s sailor talk – a certain Homer Simpson. What caused Homer to use such emotional language? |
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he was removing a beehive | |||
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he was building a doghouse | ||
he was unblocking the rain gutter | |||
he was erecting a hammock | |||
9. |
![]() Someone’s got a date with the Xerox machine! Bart used up his A-material in his first letter, so he borrows a phrase from Homer’s only love-letter to Marge: |
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legs that go all the way up | |||
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a butt that won’t quit | ||
a body to kill for | |||
a rack that demands action | |||
10. |
![]() In need of inspiration, Bart watches Two for Tunis on Colorization Theater. “A million poets could write for a million years and still describe but ______ of your beauty”? |
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half | |||
two thirds | |||
two fifths | |||
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three eighths | ||
11. |
![]() Mrs Krabappel asks Woodrow for a photo. Bart obliges with a picture of: |
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Johnny Unitas | |||
Roger Maris | |||
Mark Spitz | |||
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Gordie Howe | ||
12. |
![]() The whole Simpson family get together to write a letter that will let Mrs Krabappel down gently. Of the following phrases, which one that makes the final cut? |
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Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpville. Population - You | |||
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Any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... Edna | ||
Though I’ll be inoculating babies in Kampuchea, my heart is with you. | |||
P.S. I am gay. | |||