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![]() Jimmy said he wanted to live in a world without zinc. Of the following items, which might he still be able to use? |
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toaster ovens | ||
| automobiles | |||
| telephones | |||
| firearms | |||
| 2. |
![]() Mrs Krabappel lives a sad and lonely life. At the Kwik-E-Mart, what does she pick up for dinner? |
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| Captain Lovelorn’s Fishsticks | |||
| Singleton’s Diet Cuisine | |||
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Chef Lonely-Heart’s Soup For One | ||
| Spinster’s Choice Frozen Dinner | |||
| 3. |
![]() The Twirl-King Champions include all of the following except: |
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| Zero-Gravity | |||
| Mr. Amazing | |||
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Dazzle | ||
| The Cobra | |||
| 4. |
![]() Springfield Elementary becomes obsessed with yo-yos. What’s the name of Bart’s yo-yo trick that goes wrong, smashing the aquarium? |
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plucking the pickle | ||
| flogging the dolphin | |||
| roping the pony | |||
| burping the worm | |||
| 5. |
![]() Rod says bad words at the Flandereses dinner table. What’s his punishment? |
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| no vegetables | |||
| no kisses before bed | |||
| no ice milk for dessert | |||
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no Bible stories | ||
| 6. |
![]() Ned is looking for possible bad influences on Rod, including bumperstickers, Grandma and television. What television show does Rod think is blasphemous? |
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| Gomer Pyle, USMC | |||
| The Gumby Show | |||
| The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet | |||
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Davey and Goliath | ||
| 7. |
![]() Bart responds to Mrs Krabappel’s personal ad using an assumed name: |
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Woodrow | ||
| Theodore | |||
| Calvin | |||
| Howard | |||
| 8. |
![]() Flanders tracks down the root of Rod’s sailor talk – a certain Homer Simpson. What caused Homer to use such emotional language? |
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| he was removing a beehive | |||
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he was building a doghouse | ||
| he was unblocking the rain gutter | |||
| he was erecting a hammock | |||
| 9. |
![]() Someone’s got a date with the Xerox machine! Bart used up his A-material in his first letter, so he borrows a phrase from Homer’s only love-letter to Marge: |
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| legs that go all the way up | |||
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a butt that won’t quit | ||
| a body to kill for | |||
| a rack that demands action | |||
| 10. |
![]() In need of inspiration, Bart watches Two for Tunis on Colorization Theater. “A million poets could write for a million years and still describe but ______ of your beauty”? |
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| half | |||
| two thirds | |||
| two fifths | |||
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three eighths | ||
| 11. |
![]() Mrs Krabappel asks Woodrow for a photo. Bart obliges with a picture of: |
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| Johnny Unitas | |||
| Roger Maris | |||
| Mark Spitz | |||
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Gordie Howe | ||
| 12. |
![]() The whole Simpson family get together to write a letter that will let Mrs Krabappel down gently. Of the following phrases, which one that makes the final cut? |
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| Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpville. Population - You | |||
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Any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... Edna | ||
| Though I’ll be inoculating babies in Kampuchea, my heart is with you. | |||
| P.S. I am gay. | |||