Jimmy said he wanted to live in a world without zinc. Of the following items, which might he still be able to use?
Mrs Krabappel lives a sad and lonely life. At the Kwik-E-Mart, what does she pick up for dinner?
|Captain Lovelorn’s Fishsticks|
|Singleton’s Diet Cuisine|
|Chef Lonely-Heart’s Soup For One|
|Spinster’s Choice Frozen Dinner|
The Twirl-King Champions include all of the following except:
Springfield Elementary becomes obsessed with yo-yos. What’s the name of Bart’s yo-yo trick that goes wrong, smashing the aquarium?
|plucking the pickle|
|flogging the dolphin|
|roping the pony|
|burping the worm|
Rod says bad words at the Flandereses dinner table. What’s his punishment?
|no kisses before bed|
|no ice milk for dessert|
|no Bible stories|
Ned is looking for possible bad influences on Rod, including bumperstickers, Grandma and television. What television show does Rod think is blasphemous?
|Gomer Pyle, USMC|
|The Gumby Show|
|The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet|
|Davey and Goliath|
Bart responds to Mrs Krabappel’s personal ad using an assumed name:
Flanders tracks down the root of Rod’s sailor talk – a certain Homer Simpson. What caused Homer to use such emotional language?
|he was removing a beehive|
|he was building a doghouse|
|he was unblocking the rain gutter|
|he was erecting a hammock|
Someone’s got a date with the Xerox machine! Bart used up his A-material in his first letter, so he borrows a phrase from Homer’s only love-letter to Marge:
|legs that go all the way up|
|a butt that won’t quit|
|a body to kill for|
|a rack that demands action|
In need of inspiration, Bart watches Two for Tunis on Colorization Theater. “A million poets could write for a million years and still describe but ______ of your beauty”?
Mrs Krabappel asks Woodrow for a photo. Bart obliges with a picture of:
The whole Simpson family get together to write a letter that will let Mrs Krabappel down gently. Of the following phrases, which one that makes the final cut?
|Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpville. Population - You|
|Any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name... Edna|
|Though I’ll be inoculating babies in Kampuchea, my heart is with you.|
|P.S. I am gay.|