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![]() Lance Murdock just jumped sixteen blazing school buses, and now he’s going to Duff Gardens. Of the following, which is not one of the many attractions at the amusement park? |
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the Hangover | ||
| the Whiplash | |||
| the Washing Machine | |||
| the Beerquarium | |||
| 2. |
![]() The death of which Bouvier aunt postpones the Simpsons’ trip to Duff Gardens? |
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| Great Aunt Hortense | |||
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Great Aunt Gladys | ||
| Great Aunt Mabel | |||
| Great Aunt Bertha | |||
| 3. |
![]() Great Aunt Gladys is really gone, but for Homer her legend will live on: |
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the legend of the dog-faced woman | ||
| the legend of the pig-faced woman | |||
| the legend of the horse-faced woman | |||
| the legend of the rat-faced woman | |||
| 4. |
![]() Marge confuses her own childhood with a scene from the movie: |
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| Ordinary People | |||
| The Parent Trap | |||
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The Prince of Tides | ||
| Hannah and her Sisters | |||
| 5. |
![]() Before getting to her video will, Great Aunt Gladys would like to begin by reading a passage from: |
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| W.H. Auden | |||
| Edna St. Vincent Millay | |||
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Robert Frost | ||
| Sylvia Plath | |||
| 6. |
![]() Of the following, who is not included in Great Aunt Gladys’ collection of potato chips that resemble celebrities? |
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| Maurice Chevalier | |||
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Rita Hayworth | ||
| Otto von Bismarck | |||
| Jay Leno | |||
| 7. |
![]() Selma takes Gladys’ advice not to die alone to heart, but later imagines having several unattractive children with: |
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| Groundskeeper Willie | |||
| Barney Gumble | |||
| Comic Book Guy | |||
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Hans Moleman | ||
| 8. |
![]() And the only sperm donor in Springfield appears to be: |
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| Groundskeeper Willie | |||
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Barney Gumble | ||
| Comic Book Guy | |||
| Hans Moleman | |||
| 9. |
![]() Homer wakes up dead, or at least grotesquely ill, due to eating an expired: |
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sandwich | ||
| donut | |||
| tuna melt | |||
| turkey | |||
| 10. |
![]() Selma, seen here through beer goggles, takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens. Which is not one of the Seven Duffs? |
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| Tipsy | |||
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Chatty | ||
| Surly | |||
| Remorseful | |||
| 11. |
![]() Lisa is dared by Bart to drink the “water” on the Duff Gardens canal ride. After being found swimming naked in the Fermentarium, Lisa proclaims she is: |
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| a Child of Voodoo | |||
| being stalked by duck assassins | |||
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the Lizard Queen | ||
| assuming a gaseous form | |||
| 12. |
![]() Homer has gotten well enough to watch an erotic movie with Marge. “Homercles cares not for _______” |
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| Flanders! | |||
| pants! | |||
| towels! | |||
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beans! | ||