Live from Hawaii’s beautiful Molokai Island, (we’re not just for lepers anymore) it’s Carnival of the Stars! Who will we see walk on Hot Coals?
Krusty the Clown’s inspiring battle with Percodan addiction is soon to be a movie of the week. Who plays Krusty?
Homer crashes his car into his other car. He tells the agent from Total Disaster Insurance that Moe’s is a:
|illegal gambling house|
Homer is being sold on a snowplow. What does Homer imagine he could use it for?
|saving Springfield City Hall from a flash flood|
|clearing the road to Springfield Elementary and being hailed as a hero|
|sneaking valuable art works out of the White House|
|driving around and having girls in convertibles wave at him|
Homer is making big money plowing driveways. Meanwhile, Barney hits rock bottom at his job when:
|he falls asleep on the bowling alley men’s room floor|
|he drinks all the rum-flavoured essence and passes out|
|his diaper is carried away by the wind|
|his nipple tassel lands in someone’s drink|
Buy the Sea Captain’s 3 CD set of 90 sea chanteys! Act now and get a bonus CD!
|30 Pirate Ballads|
|Good Ship Venus|
Homer buys cheap commercial time on channel 92. Which socio-economic group is not described as being awake at 3:17 am?
The waiting game sucks, Homer wants to play:
|Hungry Hungry Hippos|
|Ants in the Pants|
Barney gets his own snowplow, and collaborates on his own commercial with:
Homer remembers back to when Barney was studying for his SATs. Lachrymose is to dyspeptic as ebullient is to:
Homer tempts Barney into plowing forbidding Widow’s Peak with the promise of a $10,000 bill featuring all the presidents having a party. Which one is passed out on the couch?
|Ulysses S. Grant|
Barney is caught in an avalanche, and Homer goes to rescue him. The shocking event was captured by a Fox film crew shooting
|Mountain Goats: Nature’s Surest-Footed Creature|
|America’s Wackiest National Parks|
|Volcanoes – the Silent Killers|
|In Search of Bigfoot|