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Live from Hawaii’s beautiful Molokai Island, (we’re not just for lepers anymore) it’s Carnival of the Stars! Who will we see walk on Hot Coals? |
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Angela Lansbury | |||
Edie McClurg | |||
Estelle Getty | |||
Florence Henderson | |||
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Krusty the Clown’s inspiring battle with Percodan addiction is soon to be a movie of the week. Who plays Krusty? |
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Kirk Cameron | |||
Tony Danza | |||
Richard Chamberlain | |||
Jimmy Smits | |||
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Homer crashes his car into his other car. He tells the agent from Total Disaster Insurance that Moe’s is a: |
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illegal gambling house | |||
tattoo parlour | |||
burlesque club | |||
pornography store | |||
4. |
Homer is being sold on a snowplow. What does Homer imagine he could use it for? |
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saving Springfield City Hall from a flash flood | |||
clearing the road to Springfield Elementary and being hailed as a hero | |||
sneaking valuable art works out of the White House | |||
driving around and having girls in convertibles wave at him | |||
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Homer is making big money plowing driveways. Meanwhile, Barney hits rock bottom at his job when: |
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he falls asleep on the bowling alley men’s room floor | |||
he drinks all the rum-flavoured essence and passes out | |||
his diaper is carried away by the wind | |||
his nipple tassel lands in someone’s drink | |||
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Buy the Sea Captain’s 3 CD set of 90 sea chanteys! Act now and get a bonus CD! |
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Barnacle Blues | |||
Hornpipe Fever | |||
30 Pirate Ballads | |||
Good Ship Venus | |||
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Homer buys cheap commercial time on channel 92. Which socio-economic group is not described as being awake at 3:17 am? |
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alcoholics | |||
angry loners | |||
gun nuts | |||
the unemployable | |||
8. |
The waiting game sucks, Homer wants to play: |
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Hungry Hungry Hippos | |||
Crocodile Dentist | |||
Ants in the Pants | |||
Operation | |||
9. |
Barney gets his own snowplow, and collaborates on his own commercial with: |
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Carly Simon | |||
Susanna Hoffs | |||
Pat Benatar | |||
Linda Ronstadt | |||
10. |
Homer remembers back to when Barney was studying for his SATs. Lachrymose is to dyspeptic as ebullient is to: |
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effervescent | |||
exuberant | |||
extravagant | |||
exhilarated | |||
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Homer tempts Barney into plowing forbidding Widow’s Peak with the promise of a $10,000 bill featuring all the presidents having a party. Which one is passed out on the couch? |
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Howard Taft | |||
Andrew Jackson | |||
Jimmy Carter | |||
Ulysses S. Grant | |||
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Barney is caught in an avalanche, and Homer goes to rescue him. The shocking event was captured by a Fox film crew shooting |
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Mountain Goats: Nature’s Surest-Footed Creature | |||
America’s Wackiest National Parks | |||
Volcanoes – the Silent Killers | |||
In Search of Bigfoot | |||