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![]() Live from Hawaii’s beautiful Molokai Island, (we’re not just for lepers anymore) it’s Carnival of the Stars! Who will we see walk on Hot Coals? |
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Angela Lansbury | ||
| Edie McClurg | |||
| Estelle Getty | |||
| Florence Henderson | |||
| 2. |
![]() Krusty the Clown’s inspiring battle with Percodan addiction is soon to be a movie of the week. Who plays Krusty? |
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| Kirk Cameron | |||
| Tony Danza | |||
| Richard Chamberlain | |||
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Jimmy Smits | ||
| 3. |
![]() Homer crashes his car into his other car. He tells the agent from Total Disaster Insurance that Moe’s is a: |
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| illegal gambling house | |||
| tattoo parlour | |||
| burlesque club | |||
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pornography store | ||
| 4. |
![]() Homer is being sold on a snowplow. What does Homer imagine he could use it for? |
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| saving Springfield City Hall from a flash flood | |||
| clearing the road to Springfield Elementary and being hailed as a hero | |||
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sneaking valuable art works out of the White House | ||
| driving around and having girls in convertibles wave at him | |||
| 5. |
![]() Homer is making big money plowing driveways. Meanwhile, Barney hits rock bottom at his job when: |
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| he falls asleep on the bowling alley men’s room floor | |||
| he drinks all the rum-flavoured essence and passes out | |||
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his diaper is carried away by the wind | ||
| his nipple tassel lands in someone’s drink | |||
| 6. |
![]() Buy the Sea Captain’s 3 CD set of 90 sea chanteys! Act now and get a bonus CD! |
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| Barnacle Blues | |||
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Hornpipe Fever | ||
| 30 Pirate Ballads | |||
| Good Ship Venus | |||
| 7. |
![]() Homer buys cheap commercial time on channel 92. Which socio-economic group is not described as being awake at 3:17 am? |
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| alcoholics | |||
| angry loners | |||
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gun nuts | ||
| the unemployable | |||
| 8. |
![]() The waiting game sucks, Homer wants to play: |
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Hungry Hungry Hippos | ||
| Crocodile Dentist | |||
| Ants in the Pants | |||
| Operation | |||
| 9. |
![]() Barney gets his own snowplow, and collaborates on his own commercial with: |
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| Carly Simon | |||
| Susanna Hoffs | |||
| Pat Benatar | |||
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Linda Ronstadt | ||
| 10. |
![]() Homer remembers back to when Barney was studying for his SATs. Lachrymose is to dyspeptic as ebullient is to: |
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effervescent | ||
| exuberant | |||
| extravagant | |||
| exhilarated | |||
| 11. |
![]() Homer tempts Barney into plowing forbidding Widow’s Peak with the promise of a $10,000 bill featuring all the presidents having a party. Which one is passed out on the couch? |
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| Howard Taft | |||
| Andrew Jackson | |||
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Jimmy Carter | ||
| Ulysses S. Grant | |||
| 12. |
![]() Barney is caught in an avalanche, and Homer goes to rescue him. The shocking event was captured by a Fox film crew shooting |
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| Mountain Goats: Nature’s Surest-Footed Creature | |||
| America’s Wackiest National Parks | |||
| Volcanoes – the Silent Killers | |||
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In Search of Bigfoot | ||