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![]() The slogan for Springfield Elementary’s parent-teacher night is: |
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Let’s Share the Blame | ||
We Soothe Your Pain With Alcohol | |||
Don’t Shoot the Messenger | |||
Tell Us How To Raise Your Children | |||
2. |
![]() Of the following, which is not one of the atrocities committed by Bart : |
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synthesising a laxative from peas and carrots | |||
replacing Mrs Krabappel’s birth-control pills with Tictacs | |||
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mooning a delegation of visiting Swiss principals | ||
sticking a firecracker somewhere on another child’s anatomy | |||
3. |
![]() At home, Bart’s behaviour is no better. What does he borrow? |
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Grandpa’s dentures | ||
Homer’s wallet | |||
Lisa’s saxophone | |||
Marge’s high heels | |||
4. |
![]() Marge imagines Bart as a sleazy stripper, with the name: |
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Bull Whip Bart | |||
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Bang Bang Bart | ||
Big Boy Bart | |||
Back Door Bart | |||
5. |
![]() Bart suggests that Homer could punish him for not taking out the garbage, or he could spend the afternoon: |
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with this delicious packet of pork rinds | |||
lying in the hammock while Marge mows the lawn | |||
throwing pieces of trash into Flanders’ yard | |||
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watching unpredictable Mexican sitcoms | ||
6. |
![]() According to Homer, what’s the trick to getting out of jury duty? |
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pretending to be deaf | |||
telling the judge you like murder cases the best | |||
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saying that you’re prejudiced against all races | ||
swearing the oath on the Koran | |||
7. |
![]() What was the name of the first Scratchy cartoon? |
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That Happy Cat | ||
Scratchtasia | |||
Manhattan Madness | |||
Steamboat Itchy | |||
8. |
![]() Which justice of the Supreme Court does Homer believe was a stripper? |
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William Howard Taft | |||
Thurgood Marshall | |||
Felix Frankfurter | |||
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Earl Warren | ||
9. |
![]() Homer doesn’t remember the moon landing because he was too busy singing along to |
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Who Put the Bomp (In The Bomp, Bomp, Bomp) by Barry Mann | |||
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Yummy Yummy Yummy, by Ohio Express | ||
Sugar Sugar, by the Archies | |||
Tra-La-La, the theme to The Banana Splits | |||
10. |
![]() Homer finally punishes Bart by forbidding him to see the Itchy and Scratchy Movie, so he has to make to with Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel, written by |
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John Updike | |||
Saul Bellow | |||
J.D. Salinger | |||
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Norman Mailer | ||
11. |
![]() How many Academy Awards does the Itchy and Scratchy Movie win? |
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four | |||
six | |||
seven | |||
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nine | ||
12. |
![]() The Itchy and Scratchy movie is closing and next week a new movie will open, starring: |
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Julie Christie and Corey Feldman | |||
Ellen Burstyn and Denis Rodman | |||
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Liza Minnelli and Mickey Rourke | ||
Sissy Spacek and Carrot Top | |||