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![]() The slogan for Springfield Elementary’s parent-teacher night is: |
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Let’s Share the Blame | ||
| We Soothe Your Pain With Alcohol | |||
| Don’t Shoot the Messenger | |||
| Tell Us How To Raise Your Children | |||
| 2. |
![]() Of the following, which is not one of the atrocities committed by Bart : |
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| synthesising a laxative from peas and carrots | |||
| replacing Mrs Krabappel’s birth-control pills with Tictacs | |||
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mooning a delegation of visiting Swiss principals | ||
| sticking a firecracker somewhere on another child’s anatomy | |||
| 3. |
![]() At home, Bart’s behaviour is no better. What does he borrow? |
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Grandpa’s dentures | ||
| Homer’s wallet | |||
| Lisa’s saxophone | |||
| Marge’s high heels | |||
| 4. |
![]() Marge imagines Bart as a sleazy stripper, with the name: |
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| Bull Whip Bart | |||
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Bang Bang Bart | ||
| Big Boy Bart | |||
| Back Door Bart | |||
| 5. |
![]() Bart suggests that Homer could punish him for not taking out the garbage, or he could spend the afternoon: |
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| with this delicious packet of pork rinds | |||
| lying in the hammock while Marge mows the lawn | |||
| throwing pieces of trash into Flanders’ yard | |||
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watching unpredictable Mexican sitcoms | ||
| 6. |
![]() According to Homer, what’s the trick to getting out of jury duty? |
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| pretending to be deaf | |||
| telling the judge you like murder cases the best | |||
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saying that you’re prejudiced against all races | ||
| swearing the oath on the Koran | |||
| 7. |
![]() What was the name of the first Scratchy cartoon? |
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That Happy Cat | ||
| Scratchtasia | |||
| Manhattan Madness | |||
| Steamboat Itchy | |||
| 8. |
![]() Which justice of the Supreme Court does Homer believe was a stripper? |
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| William Howard Taft | |||
| Thurgood Marshall | |||
| Felix Frankfurter | |||
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Earl Warren | ||
| 9. |
![]() Homer doesn’t remember the moon landing because he was too busy singing along to |
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| Who Put the Bomp (In The Bomp, Bomp, Bomp) by Barry Mann | |||
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Yummy Yummy Yummy, by Ohio Express | ||
| Sugar Sugar, by the Archies | |||
| Tra-La-La, the theme to The Banana Splits | |||
| 10. |
![]() Homer finally punishes Bart by forbidding him to see the Itchy and Scratchy Movie, so he has to make to with Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel, written by |
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| John Updike | |||
| Saul Bellow | |||
| J.D. Salinger | |||
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Norman Mailer | ||
| 11. |
![]() How many Academy Awards does the Itchy and Scratchy Movie win? |
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| four | |||
| six | |||
| seven | |||
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nine | ||
| 12. |
![]() The Itchy and Scratchy movie is closing and next week a new movie will open, starring: |
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| Julie Christie and Corey Feldman | |||
| Ellen Burstyn and Denis Rodman | |||
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Liza Minnelli and Mickey Rourke | ||
| Sissy Spacek and Carrot Top | |||