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This episode is makes fun of desperate gimmicks shows do to try and get ratings, including big guest stars and all of the following but: |
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a surprise pregnancy! | |||
a live ending! | |||
someone dies! | |||
3-D sequences! | |||
2. |
The only time Lindsey ever cooked for her children was the morning Rosa’s mom dies. What did she serve? |
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a tub of cottage cheese | |||
oatmeal with nothing on it | |||
an unopened can of Chef Boyardee and a spoon | |||
cereal in an ashtray | |||
3. |
Lindsay has taken over the cooking in the Bluth model home. What is the name of the dish she has invented? |
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grated carrot | |||
hot ham water | |||
spaghetti without the sauce | |||
flour balls | |||
4. |
Tobias has noticed George Michael has been acting strange lately, and thinks he exhibits signs of: |
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obsessive compulsive disorder | |||
Tourette’s syndrome | |||
germophobia | |||
repressed homosexuality | |||
5. |
This episode features Andy Richter, a sure sign of impending cancellation. Andy is one of five quintuplets. Which one is the flirt? |
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Rocky | |||
Emmet | |||
Chareth | |||
Donnie | |||
6. |
George Michael takes Maeby’s place at a private school – one of those gradeless, structureless, new age feel-gooderies. What is it called? |
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Expressions | |||
Openings | |||
Chances | |||
Endeavours | |||
7. |
Gob accidentally starts a job as a waiter. When he is given his tips, his first thought is that he doesn’t have any drugs for sale. His second is: |
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“Is this my share of the scam?” | |||
“You mean, I get paid for bleep*-ing these old ladies?” | |||
“Do you want me to follow you to your car?” | |||
“But I didn’t participate in the blood drive.” | |||
8. |
Tobias is listening to a song by a Village People-type group. Name the song. |
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In the Shvitz | |||
Discipline Daddy | |||
Spank Your Behind | |||
Public Restroom Romance | |||
9. |
What nickname did the media give the mystery person who poisoned 25 teachers during the seventies? |
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the Cookie Killer | |||
the Donut Doper | |||
the Muffin Man | |||
the Apple Polisher | |||
10. |
The old racist lady chokes to death on: |
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raw chicken | |||
cottage cheese | |||
Buster’s thumb | |||
Jello | |||