This episode is makes fun of desperate gimmicks shows do to try and get ratings, including big guest stars and all of the following but:
|a surprise pregnancy!|
|a live ending!|
The only time Lindsey ever cooked for her children was the morning Rosa’s mom dies. What did she serve?
|a tub of cottage cheese|
|oatmeal with nothing on it|
|an unopened can of Chef Boyardee and a spoon|
|cereal in an ashtray|
Lindsay has taken over the cooking in the Bluth model home. What is the name of the dish she has invented?
|hot ham water|
|spaghetti without the sauce|
Tobias has noticed George Michael has been acting strange lately, and thinks he exhibits signs of:
|obsessive compulsive disorder|
This episode features Andy Richter, a sure sign of impending cancellation. Andy is one of five quintuplets. Which one is the flirt?
George Michael takes Maeby’s place at a private school – one of those gradeless, structureless, new age feel-gooderies. What is it called?
Gob accidentally starts a job as a waiter. When he is given his tips, his first thought is that he doesn’t have any drugs for sale. His second is:
|“Is this my share of the scam?”|
|“You mean, I get paid for bleep*-ing these old ladies?”|
|“Do you want me to follow you to your car?”|
|“But I didn’t participate in the blood drive.”|
Tobias is listening to a song by a Village People-type group. Name the song.
|In the Shvitz|
|Spank Your Behind|
|Public Restroom Romance|
What nickname did the media give the mystery person who poisoned 25 teachers during the seventies?
|the Cookie Killer|
|the Donut Doper|
|the Muffin Man|
|the Apple Polisher|
The old racist lady chokes to death on: