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The episode opens with a late-night TV show hosted by:
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Troy McClure
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McBain
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Arsenio Hall
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Krusty
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Among the death threat letters written by Sideshow Bob is one from Homer, written after Bart put a tattoo on his butt reading:
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Wide Load
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For the Boys
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The 51st State
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Don't Tread on Me
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3.
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After Nelson pulls down Bart's pants in the playground yard, the girls all call him:
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Queen of the Old West
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Ten Toes
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Millhouse II
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Fatty-Fat Fat Fat
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4.
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When Marge goes to see Chief Wiggum about the threatening letters, Clancy discovers that it's illegal to
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Round up children to paint lines in the parking garage
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Put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling
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Operate a fake Faberge egg ring out of the public library
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Use Coors bottle caps as currency
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5.
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Sideshow Bob starts to get woozy when he writes a letter in blood ("Use a pen, Sideshow Bob") to:
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Life in These United States
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Cat Fancy Magazine
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The Economist
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Rolling Stone's subscription department
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6.
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When Selma appears at Bob's parole hearing, Patty admits that she also is thinking of killing Selma right now. Why?
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Her leg hair constantly clogs the shower drain
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She drinks wine straight from the box
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She cracks her knuckles in her sleep
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She's always leaving the toilet seat up
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"We object to the term 'urine-soaked hell hole' when he could have said 'peepee-soaked heck hole.'" What is Bob's response?
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He likens the suggestion to pronouncing "February" as "Feb-boo-ary"
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"Cheerfully withdrawn"
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"I will not have my words dumbed down"
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"Ah, le mot juste"
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8.
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"No one who _______ could be an evil man...."
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Is so genteel
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Speaks German
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Has such classical penmanship
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Votes Republican
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Upon his release, Sideshow Bob goes to see this movie:
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Rocky VII: Adrianne's Revenge
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Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap
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Throw Mamma from the Blimp
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Run Around Sue: The Susan B. Anthony Story
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Sideshow Bob completely flubs his comeback to Marge's demand that he:
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Abide by the terms of his parole
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Seek forgiveness from those he's wronged
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Conduct himself with decency
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Stay away from her son
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When talking to the Witness Relocation guys, Homer wants to become this person as his new identity:
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Bill Clinton
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John Elway
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The Where's the Beef? lady
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Jack Nicholson
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Which is not a location that the Simpsons are offered as cite for their relocation?
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Terror Lake
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New Horrorfield
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Screamville
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Slashopolis
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[groans] "Now, when I say Hello Mr. Thompson, you ______"
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Smile and nod
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Give me a thumbs up
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Stick out your tongue
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Wink innocently
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14.
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Clinging to the bottom of the Simpsons' car, Sideshow Bob is imperiled by each of the following, aside from:
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Voracious adders
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Scalding coffee
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Speed bumps
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Cacti
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Uh oh, when the Simpsons relocated, they forgot about Grandpa. Grandpa knocks at their door back at Evergreen Terrace, complaining about:
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The ghost of Harry Truman
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The cancellation of Matlock
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Cold, and wolves
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Not knowing the way to the General Store
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At the marina, these household implements cause further injury to Bob:
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Hair dryers
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Corkscrews
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Rakes
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Fire extinguishers
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"Surely there's no harm in laying in the middle of a public street." Don't be so sure, Sideshow Bob, as you're about to be trampled in a parade which boasts banners that read: "Terror Lake Salutes ________"
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Monster Truck Rallys
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Farmer Ed's Porcupine Stampede
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The Museum of All Things Heavy, Sharp and Pointy
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Hannibal Crossing the Alps
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At one point during the night, Homer scares Bart when he bursts into his bedroom holding:
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A butcher's hook
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A chain saw and hockey mask
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An ice pick
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A life-like severed head
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19.
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"Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of...."
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The Mikado
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The Pirates of Penzance
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The H.M.S. Pinafore
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La Boheme
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20.
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Sideshow Bob is arrested as the Simpsons' houseboat drifts by:
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A brothel
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A donut shop
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An after-hours speakeasy
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An adult video store
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