Welcome to the Springfield Elementary School Carnival, where Principal Skinner is being threatened with a copyright lawsuit from
What food tastes as good as it sounds?
|Rocky Mountain oysters|
According to the caricaturist who draws Lisa’s picture, what does everybody like?
The grand prize to the raffle is a ride in the Duff Blimp. What is second prize?
|a motorized tie rack|
|a facial hair trimmer|
|a rhinestone kit|
|a shoe buffer|
To boost Lisa’s spirits, Homer decides to enter Lisa in the Little Miss Springfield Beauty Contest. Who is the sponsor of the contest?
|Lard Lad Donuts|
Amber Dempsey has eyelash implants, which are apparently not illegal in:
Lisa goes for a makeover at Turn Your Head and Coif. Of the following hairstyles, which does she not try out?
|cornrows (think Bo Derek)|
|cinnamon buns (think Princess Leia)|
|extensive feathering (think Farrah Fawcett)|
|high-top fade (think Kid n’ Play)|
What does Amber Dempsey want to be when she grows up?
|a sweetie pie|
|a game show hostess|
|a Disney princess|
|a peace spokeslady|
What song does Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon play on the tablah?
|Don’t Worry Be Happy|
|We Didn’t Start the Fire|
|We Built This City|
Amber Dempsey wins the Little Miss Springfield contest, but later has to relinquish her crown to Lisa because of:
|a lightning strike|
|petroleum jelly accident|
|click click, you know|
There’s even a statue of Lisa at the Springfield Wax Museum! Whose body did they recycle?
|Mary Lou Retton|
|Dr. Ruth Westheimer|
Lisa refuses to be a corporate shill and is quickly stripped of her crown. However, the exciting news footage of her crown-stripping has been switched with footage of:
|a goat being bottle-fed|
|a cat reading a book|
|a dog pushing a pram|
|the sports reporter making out with the weathergirl|