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How Well Do You Know: The Simpsons: Lisa the Beauty Queen
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Answers:

1.
Welcome to the Springfield Elementary School Carnival, where Principal Skinner is being threatened with a copyright lawsuit from
Kellogg’s
Harley Davidson
Disney
KFC
 
2.
What food tastes as good as it sounds?
haggis
Rocky Mountain oysters
head cheese
faggots
 
3.
According to the caricaturist who draws Lisa’s picture, what does everybody like?
rollerskating
jump rope
stamp collecting
yo-yos
 
4.
The grand prize to the raffle is a ride in the Duff Blimp. What is second prize?
a motorized tie rack
a facial hair trimmer
a rhinestone kit
a shoe buffer
 
5.
To boost Lisa’s spirits, Homer decides to enter Lisa in the Little Miss Springfield Beauty Contest. Who is the sponsor of the contest?
Duff Beer
Laramie Cigarettes
Kwik-E-Mart
Lard Lad Donuts
 
6.
Amber Dempsey has eyelash implants, which are apparently not illegal in:
Malaysia
Uzbekistan
Paraguay
Texas
 
7.
Lisa goes for a makeover at Turn Your Head and Coif. Of the following hairstyles, which does she not try out?
cornrows (think Bo Derek)
cinnamon buns (think Princess Leia)
extensive feathering (think Farrah Fawcett)
high-top fade (think Kid n’ Play)
 
8.
What does Amber Dempsey want to be when she grows up?
a sweetie pie
a game show hostess
a Disney princess
a peace spokeslady
 
9.
What song does Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon play on the tablah?
Don’t Worry Be Happy
We Didn’t Start the Fire
We Built This City
Macarthur Park
 
10.
Amber Dempsey wins the Little Miss Springfield contest, but later has to relinquish her crown to Lisa because of:
a lightning strike
petroleum jelly accident
binge eating
click click, you know
 
11.
There’s even a statue of Lisa at the Springfield Wax Museum! Whose body did they recycle?
Mary Lou Retton
Whoopi Goldberg
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Charo
 
12.
Lisa refuses to be a corporate shill and is quickly stripped of her crown. However, the exciting news footage of her crown-stripping has been switched with footage of:
a goat being bottle-fed
a cat reading a book
a dog pushing a pram
the sports reporter making out with the weathergirl
 




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