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![]() Welcome to the Springfield Elementary School Carnival, where Principal Skinner is being threatened with a copyright lawsuit from |
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| Kellogg’s | |||
| Harley Davidson | |||
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Disney | ||
| KFC | |||
| 2. |
![]() What food tastes as good as it sounds? |
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haggis | ||
| Rocky Mountain oysters | |||
| head cheese | |||
| faggots | |||
| 3. |
![]() According to the caricaturist who draws Lisa’s picture, what does everybody like? |
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rollerskating | ||
| jump rope | |||
| stamp collecting | |||
| yo-yos | |||
| 4. |
![]() The grand prize to the raffle is a ride in the Duff Blimp. What is second prize? |
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| a motorized tie rack | |||
| a facial hair trimmer | |||
| a rhinestone kit | |||
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a shoe buffer | ||
| 5. |
![]() To boost Lisa’s spirits, Homer decides to enter Lisa in the Little Miss Springfield Beauty Contest. Who is the sponsor of the contest? |
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| Duff Beer | |||
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Laramie Cigarettes | ||
| Kwik-E-Mart | |||
| Lard Lad Donuts | |||
| 6. |
![]() Amber Dempsey has eyelash implants, which are apparently not illegal in: |
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| Malaysia | |||
| Uzbekistan | |||
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Paraguay | ||
| Texas | |||
| 7. |
![]() Lisa goes for a makeover at Turn Your Head and Coif. Of the following hairstyles, which does she not try out? |
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| cornrows (think Bo Derek) | |||
| cinnamon buns (think Princess Leia) | |||
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extensive feathering (think Farrah Fawcett) | ||
| high-top fade (think Kid n’ Play) | |||
| 8. |
![]() What does Amber Dempsey want to be when she grows up? |
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a sweetie pie | ||
| a game show hostess | |||
| a Disney princess | |||
| a peace spokeslady | |||
| 9. |
![]() What song does Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon play on the tablah? |
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| Don’t Worry Be Happy | |||
| We Didn’t Start the Fire | |||
| We Built This City | |||
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Macarthur Park | ||
| 10. |
![]() Amber Dempsey wins the Little Miss Springfield contest, but later has to relinquish her crown to Lisa because of: |
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a lightning strike | ||
| petroleum jelly accident | |||
| binge eating | |||
| click click, you know | |||
| 11. |
![]() There’s even a statue of Lisa at the Springfield Wax Museum! Whose body did they recycle? |
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| Mary Lou Retton | |||
| Whoopi Goldberg | |||
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Dr. Ruth Westheimer | ||
| Charo | |||
| 12. |
![]() Lisa refuses to be a corporate shill and is quickly stripped of her crown. However, the exciting news footage of her crown-stripping has been switched with footage of: |
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a goat being bottle-fed | ||
| a cat reading a book | |||
| a dog pushing a pram | |||
| the sports reporter making out with the weathergirl | |||