| 1. | 
			![]() The Bluth family episode of Scandalmakers was on TV last night. It was not a quality production, but the Narrator has particular scorn for:  | 
	
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| the acting | |||
| the level of factual accuracy | |||
| the inattention to detail | |||
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		the narration | ||
| 2. | 
			![]() Time for another Bluth family chicken impersonation. Lucille’s chicken impersonation involves elegantly flapping wings and calling:  | 
	
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		coodle-oodle-oo | ||
| cha chi-cha chi-cha chi-cha | |||
| coh-ca-coh-ca-coh | |||
| coo-coo-ca-cha | |||
| 3. | 
			![]() Last time the Bluth family held an intervention about Lucille’s drinking, it led to:  | 
	
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| Tobias being put in hospital | |||
| Mother not talking to them for a month... so let’s do it! | |||
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		one of the Bluth family’s better parties | ||
| $20,000 in therapist bills | |||
| 4. | 
			![]() Gob believes that Lindsay is jealous of the girls in the Girls With Low Self-Esteen videos because she:  | 
	
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| has mosquito bites | |||
| has the body of a twelve-year old boy | |||
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		is a surfboard | ||
| is a pirate’s dream | |||
| 5. | 
			![]() George Sr has learned a valuable lesson – “Never promise crazy ___________”.  | 
	
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		a baby | ||
| a seat on the board | |||
| you’ll leave your wife | |||
| a dream wedding | |||
| 6. | 
			![]() Girls With Low Self-Esteem producer Phillip Litt is played by:  | 
	
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| James Franco | |||
| Tom Cavanagh | |||
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | |||
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		Zach Braff | ||
| 7. | 
			![]() Phillip Litt has a secret:  | 
	
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| surfboards turn him on | |||
| he was a former member of the Hot Cops | |||
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		he is a never-nude | ||
| he is willing to strip for a novelty T-shirt | |||
| 8. | 
			![]() Lucille has been checked into rehab. Unfortunately, George Sr’s former secretary Kitty is demanding they meet at a local bar during spring break. The name of the bar is:  | 
	
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| the Power Ballad Cafe | |||
| Knockers | |||
| George Throrogood’s One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer | |||
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		Señor Tadpole’s | ||
| 9. | 
			![]() Ten years ago, George, Sr. was taking an experimental hair growth drug. It was somewhat successful, but it also:  | 
	
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		wreaked havoc on the central nervous system | ||
| triggered complete renal failure | |||
| caused him to grow firm, round breasts | |||
| burned when he peed and sent his marriage to hell | |||
| 10. | 
			![]() On the next Arrested Development, what is revealed to be in the cooler that Gob found in the banana stand?  | 
	
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| $500,000 | |||
| Oscar’s stash | |||
| evidence that will bring down the Bluth company | |||
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		250 cc’s of George Sr | ||