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"Comfort Food": Coop tries to coax Jackie into a date by asking her to join him for what musical?
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Rock of Ages
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Jersey Boys
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Hair
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Chicago
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"Comfort Food": Eddie ends up at All Saints' Hospital -- as a patient. What is he suffering from?
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A gunshot wound
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An overdose
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A hernia
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A headache
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"Twitter": Jackie catches Thor eating this food item in the chapel.
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Donuts
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Skittles
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Cookies
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Chocolate
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"Twitter": Zoey suggests to "God" that he really isn't God at all. To make up for it, she says he may very well be the nephew of God or the _____ of God.
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Son
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Cousin
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Brother
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Brother-in-law
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"Candyland": Dr. O'Hara is distraught when Cooper makes a top 25 doctors list and she doesn't. Akalitus offers her comfort by telling her what?
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That Cooper doesn't deserve it
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That other doctors lists will be published later in the year
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That she's one of her top 5 all-time doctors
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That the doctor's list is a shame
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"Candyland": Zoey is going to a party later, and Dr. O'Hara knows it. What advice does she offer Zoey?
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To put her hair up
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To put her hair down
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To wear a skirt
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To floss
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7.
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"Apple Bong": Jackie is reluctant to push date night with Kevin to a later time after Eddie requests Kevin's presence at a _____.
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Strip club
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All-you-can-eat buffet
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Soccer game
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Baseball game
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"Apple Bong": Jackie scores pot for a patient. She says she knew the guy she got it from smoked because of his steady diet of Doritos and _____.
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Mountain Dew
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Marshmallows
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Peanut Butter
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Diet Coke
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"Caregiver": Dr. O'Hara confesses to Jackie that she has had an on-again, off-again relationship with a woman, Sarah. What's her profession?
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Nurse
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Foreign correspondent
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Lawyer
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Therapist
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"Caregiver": All seems to be forgiven between Jackie and Eddie as this episode marks the first time this season that the pair does something together civilly. What?
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They go to the movies
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They go out for a drink
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They take a walk in Central Park
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They go to the beach
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"Bleeding": Jackie tells Fiona's friend, Kaitlyn, to "Shut the f--- up" after she overhears Kaitlyn say this to her daughter.
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Are you really only 5?"
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"Are you retarded?"
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"Do you still wear diapers?"
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"Do you know how much money your mom makes? Nothing."
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"Bleeding": Sam: "Kidding. I grew up in Jersey. Went to Rutgers." Thor: Kidding. By slave I meant _____."
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Cinderella
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Jessica Biel
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Paris Hilton
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Princess Leia
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"Silly String": Before he death, Libby Sussman says to Akalitus that she will not provide any funding to the ER. Why?
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Because her surgery didn't end up curing her
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Because she already gave money to All Saints' rival hospital
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Because Cooper grabbed her boobs
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Because she's broke
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"Silly String": "So you want me to treat you, because I'm pale?" Who's Zoey talking to?
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Sam
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Sarah
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Dr. O'Hara
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Coop
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"Monkey Bits": According to Dr. O'Hara, what are monkey bits?
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Buffalo wings
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Nachos
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Celery sticks
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Burger sliders
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"Monkey Bits": Harvey Fierstein guest stars as the husband of a patient at All Saints. What was his husband doing before he ended up at the hospital?
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He was mowing the lawn
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He was surfing the web
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He was picking up his sister at the airport
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He was changing a lightbulb
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"P.O. Box": All Saints has an influx of patients, but no employees are around to help. Why?
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Because first shift ended and the second is about to begin
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Because Jackie tells everyone to ignore Akalitus
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Because they're crowded around a broken Pill O-Matix machine
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Because they're on strike
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"P.O. Box": While walking into Akalitus' office, _____ says this: "Mrs. A. I... never come in here."
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Coop
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Thor
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Sam
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Zoey
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"Sleeping Dogs": Coop is ecstatic that one of his patients is Marco Prince. What sport is he known for playing?
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Football
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Basketball
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Tennis
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Lacrosse
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"Sleeping Dogs": Akalitus announces that Thor can't have lunch. Why?
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Because he already had lunch
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Because there are too many patients in the emergency room
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Because he has to lose weight
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Because his shift isn't long enough to permit one
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"What the Day Brings": Nurse Jackie panics when she can't find her drugs while in the car with her family. That's because the _____ she keeps them in fell to the floor of the car.
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Cigarette box
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Floss container
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Change purse
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Toothpaste tube
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"What the Day Brings": In the car, Kevin finds out that Jackie took O'Hara's financial gift. Angered with Jackie, what does Kevin do?
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He slaps Jackie
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He demands that Jackie exit the car and then he drives away
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He tells his daughters to shut their eyes and cover their ears
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He exits the car and walks away
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"Years of Service": Why do Jackie and Thor perform a tap dance number in the finale?
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To impress Akalitus
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To keep Sam awake
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To burn off calories
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To keep Zoey's mind off Lenny
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"Years of Service": Thanks to a perfectly executed throw down by _____, Jackie evaded a revenge-seeking drug dealer.
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Cooper
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Zoey
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Sam
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Thor
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25.
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"Years of Service": Finish season two's final line of dialogue: "Hi, my name is Jackie. I am a drug addict. _____"
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Right?
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I think.
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Blow me.
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Yeah right.
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