1. | Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. | ||
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Casablanca | ||
Turner and Hooch | |||
Secondhand Lions | |||
The Bridge on the River Kwai | |||
2. | Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. | ||
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off | ||
The Girl Next Door | |||
American Beauty | |||
Pulp Fiction | |||
3. | Applesauce, bitch! | ||
The Cider House Rules | |||
Adventures in Babysitting | |||
Life | |||
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | ||
4. | Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is s#!t but, hey, I'm in a police station. | ||
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The Usual Suspects | ||
Shaft (2000) | |||
Die Hard with a Vengeance | |||
Heat | |||
5. | Thank you for playing "Sould We, Or Should We Not, Follow the Advice of the Galatically Stupid?" | ||
Dumb and Dumberer | |||
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A Few Good Men | ||
Wag the Dog | |||
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story | |||
6. | I would like to have seen Montana. | ||
Message in a Bottle | |||
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The Hunt for Red October | ||
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar | |||
Pearl Harbor | |||
7. | Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown! | ||
The Faculty | |||
The Lost World: Jurassic Park | |||
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Ghostbusters | ||
Dude, Where's My Car? | |||
8. | All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. | ||
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Blade Runner | ||
What Dreams May Come | |||
Schindler's List | |||
Trainspotting | |||
9. | Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote. | ||
Bull Durham | |||
Spider-Man 2 | |||
Big Trouble in Little China | |||
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? | ||
10. | And that's the double-truth, Ruth. | ||
The Babe | |||
Airplane! | |||
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Do the Right Thing | ||
Driving Miss Daisy | |||
11. | I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. | ||
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Say Anything.... | ||
Mr. Mom | |||
The Hudsucker Proxy | |||
Fast Times at Ridgemont High | |||
12. | Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. | ||
Cop Out | |||
Taxi | |||
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! | ||
Hudson Hawk | |||
13. | A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms... What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork... Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. | ||
The Natural | |||
Nixon | |||
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | |||
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The Untouchables (1987) | ||
14. | Does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he's not telling the truth? No. Because he is telling the truth. That's why we're not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets! | ||
Quiz Show | |||
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The Insider | ||
JFK | |||
Clear and Present Danger | |||
15. | You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. | ||
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Fight Club | ||
Up in the Air | |||
The Hours | |||
The Accidental Tourist | |||
16. | God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her, destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what went on that night, he didn't seem to mind. From then on, I knew: God doesn't make the world this way. We do. | ||
Bad Lieutenant | |||
Sin City | |||
Little Children | |||
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Watchmen | ||
17. | First there was darkness. Then came the Strangers. | ||
Year One | |||
The Matrix Revolutions | |||
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Dark City | ||
The Strangers | |||
18. | Okay, okay - The thing about icebergs is you only see 10 percent. The other 90 percent is below the water where you can't see it. | ||
Titanic | |||
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Big Fish | ||
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) | |||
The Truth About Cats and Dogs | |||
19. | My axe is named Roosevelt. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin was the hot one with polio. | ||
Airheads | |||
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure | |||
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Juno | ||
Strange Wilderness | |||
20. | You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight. | ||
War of the Roses | |||
Kramer vs. Kramer | |||
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My Cousin Vinny | ||
The Royal Tenenbaums | |||
21. | There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. | ||
History of the World, Part I | |||
Timeline | |||
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Aliens | ||
The Patriot | |||
22. | Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer. | ||
Wrong Turn | |||
Bring It On | |||
Wag the Dog | |||
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Dogma | ||
23. |
For these last few items, we're going to ask a question about a movie quote.... When asked who he was calling, who responded, "I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business?" |
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Ron Burgundy | |||
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Andrew Shepherd | ||
Marge Gunderson | |||
Dark Helmet | |||
24. |
Finish this quote: If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything........ |
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Always bet on black | |||
You can never go wrong by staring directly into the sun | |||
The worst monsters always live in suburbia | |||
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It's that you can kill anyone | ||
By way of explanation.....
from The Godfather, Part II |
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25. | According to various members of the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. in Undercover Brother, "behind every great black man" is each of the following, except for: | ||
Probable cause | |||
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One or more of the Wayanses | ||
A cute butt | |||
The police | |||