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George goes for an interview at Kruger Industrial Smoothing, but runs into trouble when he sees a family photo on the interviewer's desk that George is also in. Where are they?
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The mountains
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The beach
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A farm
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At a restaurant
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Knowing the photo will cause trouble, George steals it. What does Kramer suggest he do with it?
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Burn it
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Replace it with a different photo
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Get himself airbrushed out of it
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Cut his image out of the frame
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What goes wrong when George gets it airbrushed?
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The photo is no longer in color, but black and white
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The photo is no longer black and white, but in color
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In addition to George, the airbrusher also removed the background
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The airbrusher removed the wrong person
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At her apartment, Elaine can't fall asleep because the tenant next to her left for Paris and forgot to turn off the alarm clock. Elaine blows the tenant's socket, which is a big mistake. Why?
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The neighbor's food, including a bulk supply for a benefit, will spoil
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The plants will no longer receive sunlight
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The cat's automatic feeder shut off
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The neighbor's apartment is now unlocked because its locks are electronic
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Jerry is dating a girl who claims to save lives. Jerry can't stand that she says that because she's a _____.
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Dermatologist
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Vet
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Pediatrist
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Psychiatrist
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Jerry: "Dermatologists. Skin doesn't need a doctor." George: "Of course not. _____."
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It's skin
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Wash it, dry it, move on
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It's one of those invented professions
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That's like saying our body hair needs a doctor
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Dr. Sara: "Do you have any idea what it feels like to save someone's life?" Jerry: "Is it anything like _____?"
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Eating a big steak
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Hitting a homer in softball
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Finishing War and Peace
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Running a marathon
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While using Kramer's new meat slicer, Elaine manages to ding the blade. How?
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She switched Kramer's blade with a sharper one
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She left her purse next to the slicer and accidentally turned it on
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She caught her heel in it and bangs the slicer against the doorknob
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She bought the wrong kind of meat from the general store
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Kramer pretends to be a doctor to take a shirtless photo of the guy who interviewed George so that George can add it to the family photo that he ruined. Why does the guy think Kramer is a doctor?
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Kramer is wearing a lab coat
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Kramer is attending to patients in the lobby
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Kramer was paged over the intercom
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Kramer has a good doctor's name
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Jerry develops hives and realizes later that it's because _____.
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He's using a towel from Kramer's bathroom
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Elaine used Jerry's towel to get the neighbor's cat's attention
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His lady friend smeared out-of-date skin cream on his towel
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Kramer was cleaning his meat slicer with Jerry's towel
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