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1. The gang finds out the wait to get a table at a Chinese restaurant is going to be about five to 10 minutes. Elaine's starving, but Jerry says they might as well stay if they want to be in time for this.
A movie
A Knicks game
One of Jerry's stand-up shows
A party at Kramer's
2. It's a movie. What movie do they plan to see?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
3. Who's noticeably missing from the episode?
4. Jerry figures cops and _____ should combine into one profession.
Baseball players
Garbage men
5. Elaine refused to eat this before they left for dinner, calling them "little dust board fructose things." What's she talking about?
Dried bananas
Health cookies
Nilla wafers
Graham crackers
6. Jerry offers Elaine 50 bucks if she goes over to one of the tables and does what?
Asks if she and her friends can have it
Sits down and orders something
Steals an eggroll
Takes a sip of their soda
7. It's an eggroll. Elaine asks George if this is a bet worth taking. George says for 50 bucks he'd _____.
Take five eggrolls
Wet his fingers and touch one of their entrees
Put his face in their soup and blow
Order food on their tab
8. Jerry sees someone at the restaurant who looks very familiar, but he can't place where he knows her. She walks over and he figures it out. Who is she?
A secretary in his uncle's office
An employee of his favorite dry cleaning company
An old friend of his mother's
A regular at the comedy club Jerry performs at
9. George is waiting on a call from the girl he's been seeing, but the restaurant's maître d' mispronounces George's last name when she's finally on the line. Instead of Costanza, what does the maître d' say instead?
10. Who said it? "You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you sick."

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