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Elaine learns that her favorite form of birth control, the sponge, is going off the market. She ends up at what seems like the only store that still has a supply. After saying she only wants a handful, Elaine ends up buying the remaining inventory, which is _____ sponges.
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20
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40
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60
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100
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George asks Elaine if he can have some of her sponges. Why?
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Susan wants them
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He wants to save them for when they really become valuable
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He's never seen one up close
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He thinks they might be infected and wants to run a few tests
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3.
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Jerry gets a woman's number from an unlikely source. What?
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A country club directory
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An AIDS charity list
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A piece of mail that shouldn't have been left in his box
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A bar tab
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Jerry: "How's the... sexual chemistry?"
Elaine: "_____."
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The results are inconclusive
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I'm still mixing things together
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Haven't been in the lab yet
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Toxic
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The night before an AIDS walk, Kramer does a silly thing in his apartment that keeps him up later than he should be. What does he do?
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He has a Star Wars movie marathon
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He has a lady friend over
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He and Newman feed their Battleship addiction
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He hosts a poker game
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How does Elaine decide if someone is "sponge-worthy"?
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She has them take a written test
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She interviews them
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She shows them a sponge and asks if they know what it is
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We never find out
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By the end of the day, Kramer looks decrepit and awful. Jerry says it was the late-night poker game. But what's really to blame?
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Kramer got in a fight at the walk
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Kramer forgot to take his medication in the morning
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Kramer hasn't washed his clothes in a month
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Kramer got lost on the way and got irritated when a passerby wouldn't help him
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It was a fight. What happened?
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Kramer didn't donate enough money to participate
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Kramer told a cop that his uniform was too tight
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Kramer got lost on the way and got irritated when a passerby wouldn't help him
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Kramer didn't want to wear his AIDS ribbon
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We learn a very interesting quirk about Jerry and his pants. What?
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He only buys them from one store
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He's worn the same cut/size since 1982
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He'll only wear jeans and khakis
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He alters the tag to reflect a different waist size
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10.
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Finish George's line: "Oh, no, no... condoms are for _____. The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever."
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Pansies
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Single men
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Desperate people
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The cautious
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