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Answers:

1.

Derek Zoolander first noticed he was ridiculously good-looking in the second grade, when he caught sight of his reflection in:
a funhouse mirror
a suit of armour
a spoon
a hubcap
 
2.

Derek's best known look is:
Blue Steel
Ferrari
Le Tigre
Magnum
 
3.

It's VH Fashion Awards night and Derek's arch-rival Hansel arrives on:
a skateboard
a scooter
rollerblades
a Segway
 
4.

At the Fashion Awards, who receives the slashie for best actor-slash-model?
Fabio
Antonio Sabato Jr
Tyson Beckford
Matthew McConnaughey
 
5.

A lot of people said winning four Male Model of the Year Awards in a row couldn't happen - and it didn't. Who presents the award?
David Beckham
Lenny Kravitz
Beck
Seal
 
6.

Derek wears a onesie, decorated with
penguins
polar bears
walruses
killer whales
 
7.

Derek is depressed after losing the award and starts to wonder if there is more to life than being really, really good-looking. What kind of frappucino can help Derek sort through these important issues?
mint pumpkin spice
strawberry cinnamon
orange mocha
caramel candy-cane
 
8.

Derek's roommates Brint, Meekus and Rufus die in:
a chance towel-whipping disaster
a fluke Chinese fire drill calamity
a tragic pantsing mishap
a freak gasoline fight accident
 
9.

How does Derek pronounce the word 'eulogy'?
Eu-loo-lo-gee
Eu-lo-goo-lee
Eu-goo-go-lee
Eu-goo-loo-gy
 
10.

Derek has one major failing as a male model:
he has four per cent body fat
he has two names
he is actually Canadian
he can't turn left
 
11.

Derek decides to return to his family, who are all:
coal-miners
steelworkers
pig farmers
gold prospectors
 
12.

What physical feature does Derek most obviously share with the rest of his family?
great hair
chiselled abs
a bone structure to die for
a steely gaze
 
13.

According to Derek's manager Maury, with a push-up bra Matilda could have:
a nice rack of lamb going on
a couple of firm, juicy pork balls happening
some round chicken dumplings working for her
some spicy meatballs down there
 
14.

Mugatu's new fashion line is called:
Vagrante
Vagabonde
Derelicte
Drifteur
 
15.

At a very exclusive day spa, Derek is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of:
Mauritania
Malaysia
Micronesia
Mongolia
 
16.

Matilda tells Derek he's been missing for a week, but Derek insists that can't be true because he was at a day spa. How does Derek spell day?
d-a-i
d-a-e-y
d-a-i-y-e
d-a-h-i-e-y
 
17.

Hansel's advice to Derek: "Listen to your friend ____________, he's a cool dude."
Jason Statham
Chris Martin
Billy Zane
Lorenzo Lamas
 
18.

The walk-off between Derek and Hansel is adjudicated by:
Keith Richards
David Bowie
Elton John
Iggy Pop
 
19.

J.B. Pruitt, fashion conspiracy investigator (David Duchovny), was once the world's greatest:
hand model
foot model
tooth model
butt model
 
20.

According to Pruitt, there is a long history of model assassins. Which assassin was the original model-slash-actor?
John Wilkes Booth
Marcus Junius Brutus
Guy Fawkes
Lee Harvey Oswald
 
21.

Matilda was the fat kid in school and she became bulimic. Derek thinks this means:
she grew a tail
she can become invisible
she lights fires
she can read minds
 
22.

Derek first realised he could spend the rest of his life with Matilda when:
she Dere-licked his balls
she was getting it on with that Claymation dude
she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman
she was pleasuring the Dalai Lama guy with her mouth
 
23.

Matilda's investigations reveal that Mugatu got his start in the fashion industry by inventing:
the slap bracelet
parachute pants
toe socks
the piano key necktie
 
24.

The trigger for Derek to kill the Prime Minister is:
'Whip It', by Devo
'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
"Never Can Say Goodbye' by The Communards
"What I Like About You" by The Romantics
 
25.

Derek saves the day and retires from modelling to open The Derek Zoolander School for Kids:
Who Aren't Really Really Good-Looking but Still Want to be Popular
Who Want to Learn to Model and Break-Dance Fight
Who Want To Do Something Meaningful with Their Lives, Like Helping People
Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Do Other Stuff Good Too
 




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