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![]() Derek Zoolander first noticed he was ridiculously good-looking in the second grade, when he caught sight of his reflection in: |
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| a funhouse mirror | |||
| a suit of armour | |||
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a spoon | ||
| a hubcap | |||
| 2. |
![]() Derek's best known look is: |
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Blue Steel | ||
| Ferrari | |||
| Le Tigre | |||
| Magnum | |||
| 3. |
![]() It's VH Fashion Awards night and Derek's arch-rival Hansel arrives on: |
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| a skateboard | |||
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a scooter | ||
| rollerblades | |||
| a Segway | |||
| 4. |
![]() At the Fashion Awards, who receives the slashie for best actor-slash-model? |
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Fabio | ||
| Antonio Sabato Jr | |||
| Tyson Beckford | |||
| Matthew McConnaughey | |||
| 5. |
![]() A lot of people said winning four Male Model of the Year Awards in a row couldn't happen - and it didn't. Who presents the award? |
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| David Beckham | |||
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Lenny Kravitz | ||
| Beck | |||
| Seal | |||
| 6. |
![]() Derek wears a onesie, decorated with |
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penguins | ||
| polar bears | |||
| walruses | |||
| killer whales | |||
| 7. |
![]() Derek is depressed after losing the award and starts to wonder if there is more to life than being really, really good-looking. What kind of frappucino can help Derek sort through these important issues? |
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| mint pumpkin spice | |||
| strawberry cinnamon | |||
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orange mocha | ||
| caramel candy-cane | |||
| 8. |
![]() Derek's roommates Brint, Meekus and Rufus die in: |
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| a chance towel-whipping disaster | |||
| a fluke Chinese fire drill calamity | |||
| a tragic pantsing mishap | |||
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a freak gasoline fight accident | ||
| 9. |
![]() How does Derek pronounce the word 'eulogy'? |
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| Eu-loo-lo-gee | |||
| Eu-lo-goo-lee | |||
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Eu-goo-go-lee | ||
| Eu-goo-loo-gy | |||
| 10. |
![]() Derek has one major failing as a male model: |
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| he has four per cent body fat | |||
| he has two names | |||
| he is actually Canadian | |||
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he can't turn left | ||
| 11. |
![]() Derek decides to return to his family, who are all: |
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coal-miners | ||
| steelworkers | |||
| pig farmers | |||
| gold prospectors | |||
| 12. |
![]() What physical feature does Derek most obviously share with the rest of his family? |
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great hair | ||
| chiselled abs | |||
| a bone structure to die for | |||
| a steely gaze | |||
| 13. |
![]() According to Derek's manager Maury, with a push-up bra Matilda could have: |
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a nice rack of lamb going on | ||
| a couple of firm, juicy pork balls happening | |||
| some round chicken dumplings working for her | |||
| some spicy meatballs down there | |||
| 14. |
![]() Mugatu's new fashion line is called: |
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| Vagrante | |||
| Vagabonde | |||
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Derelicte | ||
| Drifteur | |||
| 15. |
![]() At a very exclusive day spa, Derek is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of: |
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| Mauritania | |||
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Malaysia | ||
| Micronesia | |||
| Mongolia | |||
| 16. |
![]() Matilda tells Derek he's been missing for a week, but Derek insists that can't be true because he was at a day spa. How does Derek spell day? |
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| d-a-i | |||
| d-a-e-y | |||
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d-a-i-y-e | ||
| d-a-h-i-e-y | |||
| 17. |
![]() Hansel's advice to Derek: "Listen to your friend ____________, he's a cool dude." |
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| Jason Statham | |||
| Chris Martin | |||
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Billy Zane | ||
| Lorenzo Lamas | |||
| 18. |
![]() The walk-off between Derek and Hansel is adjudicated by: |
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| Keith Richards | |||
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David Bowie | ||
| Elton John | |||
| Iggy Pop | |||
| 19. |
![]() J.B. Pruitt, fashion conspiracy investigator (David Duchovny), was once the world's greatest: |
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hand model | ||
| foot model | |||
| tooth model | |||
| butt model | |||
| 20. |
![]() According to Pruitt, there is a long history of model assassins. Which assassin was the original model-slash-actor? |
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John Wilkes Booth | ||
| Marcus Junius Brutus | |||
| Guy Fawkes | |||
| Lee Harvey Oswald | |||
| 21. |
![]() Matilda was the fat kid in school and she became bulimic. Derek thinks this means: |
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| she grew a tail | |||
| she can become invisible | |||
| she lights fires | |||
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she can read minds | ||
| 22. |
![]() Derek first realised he could spend the rest of his life with Matilda when: |
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| she Dere-licked his balls | |||
| she was getting it on with that Claymation dude | |||
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she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman | ||
| she was pleasuring the Dalai Lama guy with her mouth | |||
| 23. |
![]() Matilda's investigations reveal that Mugatu got his start in the fashion industry by inventing: |
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| the slap bracelet | |||
| parachute pants | |||
| toe socks | |||
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the piano key necktie | ||
| 24. |
![]() The trigger for Derek to kill the Prime Minister is: |
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| 'Whip It', by Devo | |||
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'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood | ||
| "Never Can Say Goodbye' by The Communards | |||
| "What I Like About You" by The Romantics | |||
| 25. |
![]() Derek saves the day and retires from modelling to open The Derek Zoolander School for Kids: |
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| Who Aren't Really Really Good-Looking but Still Want to be Popular | |||
| Who Want to Learn to Model and Break-Dance Fight | |||
| Who Want To Do Something Meaningful with Their Lives, Like Helping People | |||
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Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Do Other Stuff Good Too | ||