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![]() It’s That’s Edu-Tainment!, the Springfield Elementary faculty talent show, featuring Mrs Krabappel doing a balloon striptease, to the tune of: |
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Fever | ||
| Hey Big Spender | |||
| Sugar In My Bowl | |||
| Nobody Does It Better | |||
| 2. |
![]() Skinner and Chalmers perform an homage to the comedy stylings of: |
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Abbott and Costello | ||
| Peter Cook and Dudley Moore | |||
| Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis | |||
| Cheech and Chong | |||
| 3. |
![]() The act after intermission features all of the following except: |
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| gym teachers | |||
| Beatles wigs | |||
| tennis racket guitars | |||
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rocking out to Aerosmith | ||
| 4. |
![]() Whose cross-country exit from the school grounds inspires Homer to buy a Canyonero? |
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| Comic Book Guy’s | |||
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Krusty the Clown’s | ||
| Agnes Skinner’s | |||
| Duffman’s | |||
| 5. |
![]() Homer almost buys a Canyonero from Gil. When Gil phones home to tell his wife, who is there with her? |
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Fred | ||
| Don | |||
| Gene | |||
| Stan | |||
| 6. |
![]() Homer has accidentally purchased the F-Series, causing Carl and Lenny to think Homer is one of those hot-to-trot soccer moms. Homer really should have noticed the: |
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lipstick holder | ||
| frappuccino-sized cupholder | |||
| matching purse in the glove compartment | |||
| Swarovski crystal gear-stick | |||
| 7. |
![]() The Canyonero can fit 32 bags of groceries! Who is on the Wheaties box? |
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Courtney Love | ||
| Tonya Harding | |||
| Tone Loc | |||
| Shaquille O’Neal as Ka’zam | |||
| 8. |
![]() Marge is too preoccupied with her new car to pay attention to Homer’s: |
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| extremely large pork rind | |||
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three-chambered peanut | ||
| potato chip that looks like Pac-Man | |||
| pretzel shaped like boobs | |||
| 9. |
![]() Meanwhile, Bart tries out a new alter ego, called: |
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| Rudiger | |||
| Doctor Death | |||
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Baron von Chickenpants | ||
| Fart Simpson | |||
| 10. |
![]() Marge is pulled over by Chief Wiggum for road rage and is required to attend traffic school. Who is not one of the other attendees? |
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| Krusty the Clown | |||
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Superintendent Chalmers | ||
| Moe Syszlak | |||
| Kearney | |||
| 11. |
![]() Anger is what makes America great, but you must find a proper outlet for your rage. What is not one of the proper outlets suggested by the instruction video? |
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| write a threatening letter to a celebrity | |||
| pick a fight with someone weaker than you | |||
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strangling a live chicken | ||
| fire a weapon at the television screen | |||
| 12. |
![]() Homer’s trip to the Wild Animal Park does not go as planned. What has he seen that is more exciting? |
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| musicals | |||
| buskers | |||
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plays | ||
| sermons | |||
| 13. |
![]() The chain of events that ends with a rhino stampede begins with Bart issuing his slingshot on a: |
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| leopard | |||
| armadillo | |||
| koala | |||
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lemur | ||
| 14. |
![]() Where did Marge learn all about SUVs and rhinos? |
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| Ted Koppel | |||
| Matt Lauer | |||
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Stone Phillips | ||
| Julie Chen | |||
| 15. |
![]() Homer would like to read the following statement, but he does so under… his own free will. It has come to his attention that which network sucks? |
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| ABC | |||
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NBC | ||
| CBS | |||
| Fox | |||