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Live from the famous brown sands of Delaware, it’s the Grand Nationals of Sandcastle Building preview. Of the following, what was not cleared out to make way for painstaking sand preparation? |
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bikini girls | |||
dune buggies | |||
bonfire parties | |||
daredevil surfing | |||
2. |
Evergreen Terrace is having a rummage sale, which explicitly forbids |
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ceramic animals | |||
salad spinners | |||
cassette tapes | |||
parcheesi sets | |||
3. |
Good old Evergreen Terrace: the swankiest street in the classiest part of: |
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Homasote Orchard | |||
Papercrete Dale | |||
Pressboard Estates | |||
Drywall Park | |||
4. |
Who got his share of the action? And who doesn’t advertise? |
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Disco Stu | |||
Sideshow Mel | |||
Comic Book Guy | |||
Rich Texan | |||
5. |
Homer takes over the rummage sale commentary from Flanders. Who accompanies him on piano keyboard? |
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Barney Gumble | |||
Kirk van Houten | |||
Chief Wiggum | |||
Professor Frink | |||
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What was the last thing Homer voted for, before he became deeply cynical? |
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Planters to bring back Cheez Balls | |||
Dominos to introduce the pork-lovers pizza | |||
Prell to go back to the old glass bottle | |||
Pepsi to keep Crystal Clear Pepsi | |||
7. |
The Simpsons have new neighbours – the Bush family. What is not George Bush’s forte? |
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lemonade | |||
cookies | |||
sponge cake | |||
candy | |||
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What’s the cleverest thing Homer will ever say? |
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“Little strokes fell great bush.” | |||
“Sounds like they cannot see the wood for the bush.” | |||
“Why don’t you make like a bush and leave?” | |||
“I guess you might say he’s barking up the wrong bush.” | |||
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George Bush doesn’t find a Krusty Burger sounds very appetising, so he asks the drive-thru what kind of _____ they have. |
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soup | |||
stew | |||
casserole | |||
pot roast | |||
10. |
Bart destroys President Bush’s memoirs. The shred of paper that we see reads |
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kept my promise / new taxes | |||
Saddam Hussein / partnership against Iran | |||
V.P. Quayle / embarrassment | |||
achieved all my goals / no need for a second term | |||
11. |
Homer and President Bush both want trouble. They’re going to get trouble. So they’re agreed there’s going to be trouble. Lots of trouble. So trouble it is then. What is not part of the ensuing trouble? |
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George Bush popping wheelies on the Simpson front lawn | |||
gluing a rainbow wig on George Bush’s head before a speech on teen alcoholism | |||
two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches | |||
George Bush pouring sugar into the Simpson car’s gas tank | |||
12. |
What would George Bush’s sons, George Bush Jr. and Jeb Bush, probably want? |
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their laundry done | |||
to borrow the car | |||
a letter of recommendation | |||
a slice of Barbara’s blueberry buckle | |||
13. |
What prank idea does Homer get from the Bible? |
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locusts | |||
boils | |||
lice | |||
collapsing thy enemy's house to kill his offspring | |||
14. |
What has Gorbachev brought for the Bushes as a housewarming gift? |
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sandwich grill | |||
coffee maker | |||
vegetable juicer | |||
waffle iron | |||
15. |
Another new neighbour for the Simpsons –Gerald Ford! What does Ford invite Homer over to eat while they drink beer and watch football? |
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nachos | |||
pizza | |||
hot dogs | |||
chip and dip | |||